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Juicy Ricardo
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I’m here for the laughs 😌🤗
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Drugs in my new apartment
What are y’all doing for NYE?
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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We had a lot of bomb threats where we evacuated the building, so technically we did.
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Gas company putting together my next heating bill:
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The last minute of passionate ad-libs at the end
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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ICE jackboot: I'm getting in your car

Driver: *drives their car now carjacked by ICE to a police station*

ICE jackboot: Help I'm trapped in here

The news: Yeah he was trapped in there, kidnapped practically
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is a minor setback for Moore, he’s not done being a deviant. He may go the church route for “forgiveness “
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh he’s a lost mf
My lyft driver is a black alex jones supporter… ohhh brotherrrrrrrr
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Great observation !
The Diddy doc has me reflecting on how many men we attribute artistic “genius” to when in reality they have only built a creative extraction process akin to sharecropping.
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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The drunk history we need back ASAP 😂
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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My girlfriend who totally lives in Canada is bringing it
Rep. Mark Harris says the Republican healthcare plan is coming next week!
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I would love to know which ones got into the politics business to cash in vs. who (at least initially) hoped to “be the change”.

I’m pretty sure most of them know that real change is nearly impossible inside the building.

We must vote, but all real change starts with the people.
I wish Black politicians and business people had more discernment in who they do business with.
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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That is bc success in politics and success in business are currently antithetical to moral action. And ppl value the bag above all.
I wish Black politicians and business people had more discernment in who they do business with.
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Theme of the year: Alabamians stepping up as Alabama institutions wilt.
Via Andrea Tinker: A University of Alabama alumni group has hit a fundraising goal for two student magazines -- one covering women, one covering Black culture and lifestyle -- to resume publication. UA suspended them last week, claiming they ran afoul of the Trump administration's anti-DEI polices.
University of Alabama alumni organization beats fundraising goal for suspended student magazines | Alabama Reflector
MASTHEAD surpassed the original goal of $25,000 to support Nineteen Fifty-Six and Alice in three days. Fundraising will continue until Feb. 3.
alabamareflector.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I will volllllll for Nonald Trooomp
Fun fact: Modelo was the number one beer in the country until recently. It dropped because Latinos are no longer gathering and going out as they did before.
U.S. Latinos are now more worried about being asked to prove their legal status during their daily activities (43% today vs. 31% in March), and roughly 1 in 5 have changed their daily routines because of it.
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Let’s go
I love this game! We need to create a FUCK NIGGA Dictionary with all they lingo and phrases 😭
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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“DON’T DO IT GRANDAD! DON’T FEED HER! DON’T FEED THE HOE THE CHEDDAR BISCUITS!”
Fav Boondocks quote? Aaannddd go

“but it WAS gay, why should I have to apologize? I saw gay, so I said gay. That ain’t bullying, that’s an astute observation.”
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Coaching was just a hobby for this mf …
This nigga not serious man 😭😭😭😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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My brothger’s childhood best friend graduated from Ohio state & when I tell you he’s acting a FOOL on IG?! 😂A whole ada acting like a 15 yo boy with the memes 😭
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Indiana football is the big bitch in charge right now in the rankings and their republicans saying fuck you to Trump?
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Democrats who confirmed Noem:

Fetterman (D-PA) @fetterman.senate.gov
Hassan (D-NH) @hassan.senate.gov
Kaine (D-VA) @kaine.senate.gov
Kim (D-NJ) @kim.senate.gov
Peters (D-MI) @peters.senate.gov
Shaheen (D-NH) @shaheen.senate.gov
Slotkin (D-MI) @slotkin.senate.gov

www.senate.gov/legislative/...
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
All these musty whores do Is lie. Keep putting pressure on their crusty necks Dems
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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nobody wanted to read about her affair with Scrotum Kennedy Jr
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Legos are fucking expensive.

If Congress can't do nothing else, they need to address that.
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM