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Officials from the Oglala Sioux Tribe are unable to locate three tribal members after they were arrested by ICE in Minneapolis.

“There’s nobody more American than American Indians,” activist and immigration attorney Chase Iron Eyes said.

📸: Louis Krauss/The Minnesota Star Tribune.
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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Gonna be a 30 Rock situation where they make an unlicensed whiskey Friday sponsored by like ”Jackie Dandles”
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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- A BOTANIST, JERRY!

- A botanist?

- WHY CAN’T I BE A BOTANIST?

- Well, a botanist devotes his life to cultivating things where they won’t grow … you, my friend, shoot women in the head!

- I don’t care! I’M A BOTANIST!
January 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Pam Bondi is going to announce tomorrow that Jerome Powell tried to ram Donald Trump with his car
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Imagine how much fun this game would be if it were played in Hammond, Indiana
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Suspect arrested in predawn fire that left parts of Mississippi’s largest synagogue in charred ruins

A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil…
Suspect arrested in predawn fire that left parts of Mississippi’s largest synagogue in charred ruins
A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil rights.
mississippitoday.org
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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according to the U.S. Department of Justice you just committed wiretapping
@edsbs.bsky.social @bubbaprog.xyz on the weird DIRECTV 4K channel on that last break a hot mic caught McDonough telling McElroy “pay attention Greg…get off Twitter”
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Looking at that sea of red, taking into account all the turnovers, all the scoring, I’d wager ESPN runs out of bereft Oregon fans to cut to with three minutes left in the third quarter and has to start going with duplicates
Our crowd estimate at the Peach Bowl
Indiana 91.76%
Oregon 8.22%
East Carolina 0.02%
While everyone is seeing how many Oregon fans are at the Peach Bowl, there are at least two East Carolina fans and one has a 1992 Peach Bowl Champs sweatshirt on.
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Well, if it’s at a dead stop it sure looks like a double park

I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it, I’m sorry
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM