Mylo Grams
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Mylo Grams
@mylograms.bsky.social
Gee dang it

Im the gatdam mvp

Excited for vikings football
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The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
>how are you gonna celebrate
>im gonna have a beer!

Cignetti could unironically become indiana governor in 2026
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Fernando Mendoza an inspiration for swagless Latinos everywhere 🙌🏽
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
>the indiana hoosiers are kings of college football!

Literally never said before, including in any ncaa video game too
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Unironically I think if curt cignetti ran for governor of indiana in 2026 he would win it
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
For those not as familiar with indiana or only know cbb, you might think of their rivalries being Kentucky or something like that who would be pissed if they won the natty

I cannot stress enough how every Purdue fan youve ever known is seething, praying for IU losing more than IU is for winning.
January 20, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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well the wolves might have lost if you go by “points” but on the other hand they all got to have a night playing basketball with their pals and to me, that’s a win.
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
👀
January 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I cannot believe were in the stare where I have to say this but

our house was built in 1939 in a Jewish neighborhood so there are hidden doorways and places to hide

so if you do feel unsafe from ice, even in your own your own home, lmk and we can hide you until this is over
January 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Turns out the indiana Oregon game earlier in the year WAS a fluke, in the sense that Oregon was lucky to lose by 10 and not get beaten to a fine smoothie texture by the 3rd quarter
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Wish I was at the wolves game tonight and every time there was a bad call id chant "ice you suck" instead of ref you suck. For fun ya know
January 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
My wife teaches at a small catholic school in Minneapolis and they said theyre just gonna stay open, see how it goes. Shes already emailed them and hopefully can get her to reconsider because you can't have class tomorrow
This the right call.

Please check in with neighbors who may need support with childcare.
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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"He did exactly what he's been taught to do in that situation."
Noem on Mayor Frey: "He doesn't know what he's talking out. It's very clear that this individual was harassing and impeding law enforcement operations. This officer followed his training, did exactly what he's been taught to do in that situation."
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Can a hack break into the database of ice folks? Like just reveal a list as a fun prank?
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Slowly getting off my phone forever. Just got rid of all games that exist in any form. Soon itll be reddit once fakebaseball is done. Then all social media (rip yall here). Then every discord except the one thats basically my friend group chat.

Soon enough I will be better
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Bro im super allergic to serial killers. Literally being in the same room as one could kill me!
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
>meaningless field goal goes strsight through the uprights for green bay
Viktor:
January 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Do you guys remember when Chris kluwe was essentially kicked off the vikings for saying that it was inappropriate when his coach said he wanted to nuke every gay person on earth

But ya know puka's antisemitism. Thats fine, for some reason
This is actual anti-semitism, and whether he knows the origin of “covetous Jew” or not he needs to apologize and put in the work to realize just how harmful something like that stereotype is
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Currently sending a college athlete to your house via mail 💌

ucmathletics.com/sports/mens-...
Amillion Buggs - Men's Basketball
Amillion Buggs (20) Guard
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December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In the history of the nfl, All players age 40 and above have a combined 2506 receiving yards. Jerry rice has 2509 of them
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ok idk who the pelicans TV guy is but he probably has the best announcer voice ive heard since dick Bremer. In terms of soothing smooth. Voice is butter

I love Grady dont get me wrong he has an amazing announcer voice but this is a completely different announcer voice and its awesome. Sleepy almost
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
From 1992-2022, a stretch of 30 years, the twins won one (1) playoff series. A movie was made later, which depicted that lone series victory the twins had beating the protagonists of the film (moneyball, 2002 Oakland A's)
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Let those among us who havent gotten regular cognitive testing and our 3rd MRI of the year cast the first stone
New — White House doctor's memo on Donald Trump’s recent MRI (which White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt just called “preventative").

The memo says Trump's cardiovascular and abdominal imaging is “perfectly normal" and that "he remains in excellent overall health."
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM