Mylo Grams
mylograms.bsky.social
Mylo Grams
@mylograms.bsky.social
Gee dang it

Im the gatdam mvp

Excited for vikings football
THEYRE INDOCTRINATING OUR SCHOOLS WITH THE MAYE AGENDA
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
2 folks with offices next to me assuredly, no doubt voted for Trump and they were talking about getting rid of ice the Saturday after the murder of Nicole. Its absurd
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Like yeah it's possible Minneapolis is our Alamo. But I don't want an Alamo that fucking sucks. I wanna watch the Vikings and wolves, raise my kids, play music and drink beer. Im not excited about our Alamo is just a stupid necessity now
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 AM
And id prefer not having to deal with nazis at all than you talking about how cool it was that you punched one
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Its similar to the "Renee good and george Floyd were martyrs, they died for a good cause"

No they didnt. They died because of people in power believing they had no consequences.

You punching nazis is good in your city, but id prefer that there were no nazis to punch because we got rid of them all
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The try hards at work are gonna be blown away by the lack of mike Zimmer communication with his workplace associates
January 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
"I dont plan on robbing a bank as long as i'm given $2 million"

The wall street journal: 'mylo grams rules out robbing bank to help him make his goal of winning $2 million'
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Is it a political or topographic map
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
So first: Blaine

And second, uh punting is more they walk the ball 20 steps down the field and give it to the other team. But we'll need you to tell us if its a good idea or not!
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Archie manning finally won a game
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Chris ill donate but you have to promise youll show up for one of our flag football games cause we need a punter
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Any Purdue fan with this should be disowned from going to another boilermaker game imagine the red Sox cheering for the yankees
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Purdue fans who work anywhere in the state of Indiana are 2 1/2 quarters away from taking PTO for every work day until March 1
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I will say if there are other things than just Mac and cheese in it use a fork. Like cut up chicken or little vegetables or literally anything, use a fork

But if its just Kraft mac n cheese? Bro they got a spoon on the box who am I to not listen to them
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
'They have the longest super bowl drought of the 4 teams'

>www.pro-football-reference.com
>seasons
>

>jumps off balcony
January 19, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Sorry 8, they lost first round in 1991 as well

Thats crazy though. The Saints have been in the playoffs 14 times, amd only three times because they were a wild card team and not a division champ. Maybe that's normal but that feels odd
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Wait I'm sorry, the Saints have won 1 road playoff game? All time?

Welp, yep. They've played 7 playoff games on the road, and 4 immediately after having played a home game. Lost every one of those

Then the beast quake

And finally winning in the wild card followed by losing the next round
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM