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This Friggin’ Guy
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my “so there has been a Blue Sky influx and you decided to follow me” post: an introduction

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a man in a superhero costume is standing in a hallway next to a chair .
Alt: a man in a superhero costume is standing in a hallway next to a chair .
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dude's falloff after getting the Angels contract is a thing of legend (and this table doesn't even show that sweet sweet 0/0/0/0 whatever statline for a completely missed 2025)

makes the Pujols/Angels falloff look miniscule in comparison

#MLB #Angels
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
59. It’s gotta be gayer. It should be, it won’t be, but it’s gotta be gayer. Give us a Doctor Aphra show that’s like a Space Young Indiana Jones.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
AI is fucking trash, go back to peddling your wares on Twitter
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
4587, meet me in the Applebee's parking lot if you want to fight about it

#StarWars
new personality type based on ranking top four Star Wars episodes

"oh, I'm a 4516"

"that's so rare"
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
but also don’t sleep on mincemeat 🥧
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I want this moment for us
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
lol, they’re missing out on some legendary tea
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
ah, the holidays are upon us, time to get the whole family together to argue the merits of mincemeat with “she came down in a bubble, Doug” ferocity
a group of people are gathered around a table with plates of food and a bottle of sprite on it
ALT: a group of people are gathered around a table with plates of food and a bottle of sprite on it
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November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
oh, no thanks ... i feel like I'd need to get a penicillin shot just handling this

#DirtyDicksOfThe1970s
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ruth's called shot game (1932 World Series, Game 3).

Not b/c I put any credence in the mythologized version but b/c I think the alt. version - him aggressively pointing the bat at the Cubs pitcher and threatening him that "I'm going to knock the next one down your goddamn throat" - is hilarious
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If:

1) he plays for a team different than my fave, AND

2) I brag about seeing him play after he retires,

then yes. If not, then no, he's just a dude.

Hall of *Fame*, not "Hall of Statistically Notable"
Tell me if this pitcher belongs in the Hall of Fame.

Among the 2500+ pitchers to make an MLB debut since 2006, he ranks:

- 4th in strikeouts
- 4th in wins
- 3rd in ERA*
- 4th in WHIP*
- 4th in FIP*
- 4th in win/loss %*
- 4th in K/9*
- 6th in BB/9*
- 3rd in H/9*
- 3rd in bWAR

*min 350 starts
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
pssh, already seen this episode (where Bush shits the bed on preventing 9/11, then gets thousands of American troops killed and injured because FREEDOM(tm) to distract from his own failures)
We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.

He’s going to kill people for oil.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
random musing: video stores served an important venue for movie/film critique thru their passionate actual-human clerks, who had no financial or clout stake in rendering opinions.

The vacuum is now filed with corpo-reviews no one cares about (see below) and bot-driven agg shitholes like RT.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
crochet and gray and pray for delay

#RedSox
Now the rotation is:

1. Crochet
2. Gray
3. Bello
4-5. Some combination of Crawford, Early, Tolle, Dobbins, Harrison, Criswell, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
starting the 2026 "please #RedSox for the love of god, stop giving 35 year old dudes $30M+" challenge
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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you take one day off of social media and everyone starts ranking star wars again
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
shoutout to the ad company for burying the “yo, you gotta wear a condom cuz this shit turns your jizz radioactive” warning deep in this cancer drug ad

youtu.be/b-qkb0SYP0o?...
Pluvicto Commercial (2024 & 2025)
YouTube video by Commercial Archivist
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
wanted to impress a girl

she wasn’t impressed

absolutely loved the work anyway

et voilà

😂
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
guys guys, my TikTok FYP is currently perfect, I got a drag queen fighting with a Kitchenaid mixer in German, I never want to leave

#BrickByBrick
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The year is 2036, all songs are 80% Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know." Oceans are now battlefields. I'm working on a script and drawn to Bluesky to procrastinate.
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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God I would’ve been so happy just living my life absolutely zapped on laudanum all day long, just me and all my precious radiator bread
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM