This Friggin’ Guy
@murph508.bsky.social
Don't think of her, study for the LSATs
*Courtney Barnett's "Pedestrian at Best" begins playing*
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
*Courtney Barnett's "Pedestrian at Best" begins playing*
anyway, here’s a Palestinian girl showing us her hair clips as an IDF missile strikes
Israel is a genocidal terror state, and shouldn’t be pop-washing their mass murder of children
Israel is a genocidal terror state, and shouldn’t be pop-washing their mass murder of children
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
anyway, here’s a Palestinian girl showing us her hair clips as an IDF missile strikes
Israel is a genocidal terror state, and shouldn’t be pop-washing their mass murder of children
Israel is a genocidal terror state, and shouldn’t be pop-washing their mass murder of children
Hegseth is a sot, a sexual predator, an abuser, and a war criminal, and an embarrassment to all who *actually* serve and who can *actually* do a pull-up
Fuck that dipshit
Fuck that dipshit
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hegseth is a sot, a sexual predator, an abuser, and a war criminal, and an embarrassment to all who *actually* serve and who can *actually* do a pull-up
Fuck that dipshit
Fuck that dipshit
bro is Jokic-sized *and* rocking the "1977 Akron Bowling League champ" 'stache
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
bro is Jokic-sized *and* rocking the "1977 Akron Bowling League champ" 'stache
Flat for MLB-level pitchers buuuuuuuut yah, big jump starting in 2014 for younger pre-MLB pro players
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Flat for MLB-level pitchers buuuuuuuut yah, big jump starting in 2014 for younger pre-MLB pro players
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
STFU, you raggedy-ass drunk
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
STFU, you raggedy-ass drunk
lol, Tapper literally mustered a half-hearted "that's wild, man"
A functional Fourth Estate would be aggressively pressing this and reporting on it, rather than hitting the 🤷♂️ and capitulating to the ventriloquists lurking behind President Weekend-At-Bernies
A functional Fourth Estate would be aggressively pressing this and reporting on it, rather than hitting the 🤷♂️ and capitulating to the ventriloquists lurking behind President Weekend-At-Bernies
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
lol, Tapper literally mustered a half-hearted "that's wild, man"
A functional Fourth Estate would be aggressively pressing this and reporting on it, rather than hitting the 🤷♂️ and capitulating to the ventriloquists lurking behind President Weekend-At-Bernies
A functional Fourth Estate would be aggressively pressing this and reporting on it, rather than hitting the 🤷♂️ and capitulating to the ventriloquists lurking behind President Weekend-At-Bernies
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
today I am thankful for dat ass
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
today I am thankful for dat ass
this woulda done numbers on Vine
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
this woulda done numbers on Vine
lol, they’re missing out on some legendary tea
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
lol, they’re missing out on some legendary tea
guys guys, my TikTok FYP is currently perfect, I got a drag queen fighting with a Kitchenaid mixer in German, I never want to leave
#BrickByBrick
#BrickByBrick
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
guys guys, my TikTok FYP is currently perfect, I got a drag queen fighting with a Kitchenaid mixer in German, I never want to leave
#BrickByBrick
#BrickByBrick
bro this rock is a dong
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
bro this rock is a dong
“Weaponize Your Rage”, Not Enough Space
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Weaponize Your Rage”, Not Enough Space
#TeamKatie, but also, this race is a good example of why I don't fuck with write-ins any more and you shouldn't either absent a well-organized write-in campaign that exists for a meaningful reason (and not just "lol, Charles Entertainment Cheese")
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
#TeamKatie, but also, this race is a good example of why I don't fuck with write-ins any more and you shouldn't either absent a well-organized write-in campaign that exists for a meaningful reason (and not just "lol, Charles Entertainment Cheese")
I’m losing the will to keep dragging on
But I can’t die yet
Cuz who will look after the dog?
But I can’t die yet
Cuz who will look after the dog?
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’m losing the will to keep dragging on
But I can’t die yet
Cuz who will look after the dog?
But I can’t die yet
Cuz who will look after the dog?