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Andy Morwood
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These days I mostly just sit down a lot 🦥 | He/Him
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The Pizza Hut in Bradford is very very closed, but they still leave the lights on!
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Good morning from Radio 4
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Reposted by Andy Morwood
OBR_Economic_and_fiscal_outlook_November_2025_FINAL_FINAL_V9_DONOTPUBLISH_EMBARGO_USETHISONE.pdf
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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OfS' CEO today: "The closer you get to a crisis point as an institution, the less concerned you might be about future regulatory action for not cooperating with the regulator. So that makes our tools and our ability to drive student protection planning limited in some scenarios.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ooh the excitement, I could sleep in a different bed each night
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I would really prefer not to have to spend £126 because the Victoria line stopped and I missed my train, but here we are
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Just off to stare at a wall in silence after six hours of meetings
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Every shade of brown in Bradford this evening
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by Andy Morwood
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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The tone of an organisation is set from the leader on down, and the tone of Keir Starmer's leadership has always been 'say it if it is convenient'.
The Home Secretary says "we have become the destination of choice in Europe, clearly visible to every people smuggler and would-be illegal migrant across the world"

That is a factually untrue claim: the Home Office shows that the UK is fifth, getting 1/10 claims, while Germany gets 1/5 claims
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Nibbler won this stare off with Bing by falling asleep
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Leeds train station *stinks* of diesel fumes. I’m sure I don’t remember it being this bad!
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Newcastle train station’s pub is extremely shiny
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
John Lewis still targeting Gen X because the millennials don't have any money is it?
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reposted by Andy Morwood
George Harrison wrote “Beware of Darkness” about 4:06 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Most of the films in my local cinema are on two, occasionally three times a day. One film is the notable exception to this.
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It’s coming
November 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ballot paper from the Dutch general election the other day, in electoral district 10 (Haarlem)
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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it's my birthday today, and I have a birthday confession to make

www.nintendolife.com/features/bac...
Back Page: I Was The Louvre Heist Thief, But I Was Just Trying To Steal Their 3DSes
C'est tout un gros malentendu!
www.nintendolife.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A thing about rarely being invited to weddings/posh events, is that the one or two things you have to wear for them rarely fit the same from event to event. God I hate clothes.
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Post-16 education and skills white paper- www.gov.uk/government/p...
Post-16 education and skills white paper
Post-16 education and skills reforms to develop a skilled workforce and break down barriers to opportunity.
www.gov.uk
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Give me the confidence of my small cat with no teeth trying to take on a fox in the middle of the night
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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good news! Claude no longer tries to kill people if you put it in extreme situations. bad news! It does this because it knows it's being tested. assets.anthropic.com/m/99128ddd00...
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM