Megan MacKay
@mmmegan.bsky.social
disrespectful comedy imp, mid-tier necromancer, senior writer @ fortnite and contributor @ the beaverton
I’m classy and goofy, like a Chanel hula hoop
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’m classy and goofy, like a Chanel hula hoop
wow I like sports suddenly
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
wow I like sports suddenly
just got out of the running man. there’s 100% a clause in glen powell’s contract that demands he gets one silly wig per movie
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
just got out of the running man. there’s 100% a clause in glen powell’s contract that demands he gets one silly wig per movie
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just realized almost all of my work opportunities have been acquired by being completely fucking ridiculous online
networking is an incredibly important part of maintaining a professional presence in your creative industry, but it can be daunting. have you tried being completely fucking ridiculous online
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
just realized almost all of my work opportunities have been acquired by being completely fucking ridiculous online
plz don’t check me out at costco. i am here for a different kind of hot dog
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
plz don’t check me out at costco. i am here for a different kind of hot dog
gleefully contracted blush blindness at the sabrina carpenter concert tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
gleefully contracted blush blindness at the sabrina carpenter concert tonight
french kissing
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
french kissing
I agree that this is dumb and would like to add “Let’s over-explain the logic of something that happened off-screen” is absolute script poison
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I agree that this is dumb and would like to add “Let’s over-explain the logic of something that happened off-screen” is absolute script poison
Edward Scissorhands is like 3 plot points away from straight up being the Grinch
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Edward Scissorhands is like 3 plot points away from straight up being the Grinch
not to get cuteness aggression on main but do you think oscar isaac would let me chew on him a little bit
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
not to get cuteness aggression on main but do you think oscar isaac would let me chew on him a little bit
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We're giving the military how much?! With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We're giving the military how much?! With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
can you believe none of these fools knew what a double entendre is
New podcast just dropped!
-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
+ More!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...
-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
+ More!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
can you believe none of these fools knew what a double entendre is
Reposted by Megan MacKay
and when there was only one set of footprints, that was when Dracula had taken me, and I was fighting Dracula in the air, and he bit me, and I too became Dracula, and I flew in the air as Dracula, but then I remembered we were doing beach stuff, so I came back
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
and when there was only one set of footprints, that was when Dracula had taken me, and I was fighting Dracula in the air, and he bit me, and I too became Dracula, and I flew in the air as Dracula, but then I remembered we were doing beach stuff, so I came back
neutering a pub that produced some of the decade’s best progressive political reporting is crazy. folding that pub into the most Let-Them-Eat-Cake-ass magazine on the newsstand is a statement
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
neutering a pub that produced some of the decade’s best progressive political reporting is crazy. folding that pub into the most Let-Them-Eat-Cake-ass magazine on the newsstand is a statement
my parents never made me do organized sports so unfortunately my default reaction here is blood-soaked vengeance
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
my parents never made me do organized sports so unfortunately my default reaction here is blood-soaked vengeance
I have ZERO good sportsmanship in my body it is on sight Los Angeles
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I have ZERO good sportsmanship in my body it is on sight Los Angeles
are you shitting my dick bro
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
are you shitting my dick bro
god’s light does not touch this baseball diamond
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
god’s light does not touch this baseball diamond
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The innings will continue until morale improves.
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The innings will continue until morale improves.
I am going to peel my own skin off HOW DO BASEBALL FANS LIVE LIKE THIS
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I am going to peel my own skin off HOW DO BASEBALL FANS LIVE LIKE THIS
PROJECTILE VOMITING A VISCOUS BLACK BILE DUE TO ORGANIZED SPORTS
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
PROJECTILE VOMITING A VISCOUS BLACK BILE DUE TO ORGANIZED SPORTS
if we lose this thing i’m gonna swallow a baseball whole like a snake
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
if we lose this thing i’m gonna swallow a baseball whole like a snake