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Megan MacKay
@mmmegan.bsky.social
disrespectful comedy imp, mid-tier necromancer, senior writer @ fortnite and contributor @ the beaverton
my own hair humbles me in every podcast clip. i don’t even know how I made it look that crazy on the most recent episode
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Megan MacKay
The right-wing takeover of film & tv continues. With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @nileseguin.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ME: im a pretty chill person :)
ALSO ME: those who cut in line at costco should be hung from the neck until dead. their ancestors will weep blood and their progeny shall never feel the sun’s warmth on a cold— wait what do you mean you don’t accept visa
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
if I wanted someone to tell me I look like a slut in that dress I’m sure Reddit will do it for free
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
she is such a vibe
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
universally applicable writing advice tbh
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
spot the difference
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
we’re doing girlypop christmas this year 💅 🎄
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
really courteous of Netflix to email me a personal FYI that HBO is about to start sucking major ass
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
call me an optimist, but I really think that horny lady from the christmas song might get to fuck santa this year
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
can someone do a wellness check on @rjlackie.com? he hasn’t referenced Those Who Walk Away From Omelas yet this week
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
…… so this is evil,
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
my research into retirement investing appears to have gone too far
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
zero recollection of saying the phrase “village toilet boy” and yet….
We Act Real Mature About Poilievre’s New Campaign Manager’s Name.

feat Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I could achieve this exact look with 20 minutes and a $50 gap gift card
Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I think Shaun hit the nail on the head RE this phenomenon in his Stellar Blade video. This genre of gamer rage is less about “woke” and more about “this thing is no longer completely catered to me and exclusively courting my money and attention.” adult men throwing temper tantrums over sharing
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the french did something so incredible with the poodle. to breed a snooty little asshole who also loses their whole and complete mind the moment they’re left alone……. awe-inspiring
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reposted by Megan MacKay
The Portalier Press page on my site has been updated with our Itch.io page, and to welcome @mmmegan.bsky.social publicly to this nonsense. 😁 Y'all will get a glimpse of Megan's contributions to Portalier pretty soon.
Portalier Press
Portalier Press is an independent TTRPG publisher, currently known for creating D&D 5e supplements including the Portalier Artificer subclass and the Pact of the Empty Warlock subclass. They are curre...
www.rjlackie.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I had no idea we made the dark presence look that hot. technology is amazing
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
when you sign up, patreon asks why you joined. please tick “merch suggestion” and tell Luke to “put a little beaver on it”
Take 75% off your first month of membership with promo code: Thrive2025 www.patreon.com/thebeaverton...
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
men are so incredible. a complete stranger just got mad at me because I (genuinely) couldn’t answer his question about the commuter train we were both on. do I look like your mommy? do I sound like the google lady?? girl…..
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Fall Out Boy - Black Clouds & Underdogs tour
Fall Out Boy - Infinity on High club tour
Fall Out Boy - Honda Civic Tour
Fall Out Boy - Believers Never Die pt 2 Tour
Fall Out Boy - Save Rock and Roll tour
Fall Out Boy - Monumentour
Fall Out Boy - Boyz o
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Underworld - Organic ‘96

Fugazi - Fort Reno Park

David Bowie - Merriweather Post Pavillion

Dan Deacon - FYF Fest

Fleet Foxes - Spaceland

This year? Underworld, Pulp, LCD Soundsyatem, Beta Band, & took my kid to see Pink Pantheress & Solya
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Electric Brixton and Royal Albert Hall

Ugly - Village Underground

Alan Sparhawk - Horseshoe Tavern

Beth Gibbons - Massey Hall

Tropical Fuck Storm - Lee's Palace

Technically six. 2025 has been big for me.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
just caught myself thinking “I’m so excited to get home and floss.” please mercy kill me
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
had some great bog-related ideas on this one
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
thank you, the universe, for my perfect freak-ass scrungle
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM