Megan MacKay
@mmmegan.bsky.social
disrespectful comedy imp, mid-tier necromancer, senior writer @ fortnite and contributor @ the beaverton
my instagram ads get it
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
my instagram ads get it
I’m watching an illegal stream of the game on tik tok and the host has to use filters to keep the feed up so im consuming this hell game like this fyi
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’m watching an illegal stream of the game on tik tok and the host has to use filters to keep the feed up so im consuming this hell game like this fyi
one moment you’re all “eat the rich,” the next you’re watching the love luxury lady unbox a $3,000 cutlery storage egg
October 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
one moment you’re all “eat the rich,” the next you’re watching the love luxury lady unbox a $3,000 cutlery storage egg
don’t talk to me or my son ever again
October 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
don’t talk to me or my son ever again
I live with some sort of elf
September 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I live with some sort of elf
I have zero regrets
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have zero regrets
does anyone else’s pet refuse to eat out of a bowl, instead insisting upon eating every meal out of a fuck-ass contraption you make out of recyclables?
September 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
does anyone else’s pet refuse to eat out of a bowl, instead insisting upon eating every meal out of a fuck-ass contraption you make out of recyclables?
imagine going on a dating show to find the love of your life and this is the pull quote they use for you
September 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
imagine going on a dating show to find the love of your life and this is the pull quote they use for you
I’ve been waiting for this moment
September 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ve been waiting for this moment
does anyone else get the urge to cry when they see something really small and cute because I just picked Gilly up from her haircut and almost lost it
September 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
does anyone else get the urge to cry when they see something really small and cute because I just picked Gilly up from her haircut and almost lost it
this sick freak loves getting caught digging on her digging pillow
August 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this sick freak loves getting caught digging on her digging pillow
everything reminds me of him
August 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
everything reminds me of him
Gilda is doing a temperament test at a boarding facility today. tell me why she’s posing like Bigfoot in her update photo
August 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Gilda is doing a temperament test at a boarding facility today. tell me why she’s posing like Bigfoot in her update photo
just saw a gender reveal that involved setting a stork’s package ON FIRE to reveal the most melted wax baby (girl!) of all time
August 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
just saw a gender reveal that involved setting a stork’s package ON FIRE to reveal the most melted wax baby (girl!) of all time
SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
August 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
paws neatly folded. ears inside out. lounging in a huge plush banana. this is elegance
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
paws neatly folded. ears inside out. lounging in a huge plush banana. this is elegance
constantly checking my phone for updates on my labubu order like
July 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
constantly checking my phone for updates on my labubu order like