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hi i'm mistel :)
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November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Motherfuckers never took the northwest passage to find the hand of franklin reaching for the beaufort sea and honestly? it shows
July 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch used to be represented by 3 smiling chefs and is now represented by a piece of cereal who is a cannibal
July 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Very Brave 25-Year-Old Flying On Plane All By Himself
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July 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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We talked to @benstarr.bsky.social on the red carpet for Death Stranding 2!
June 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Conservative scorning, poster's warning.

Conservative fight, poster's delight.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Wotashi is taking me out
May 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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March 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm very excited for this show.
The trailer was..bad?
Andor | Season 2 Trailer | Streaming April 22 on Disney+ www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4w...
February 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Welcome to AI Chat! You're chatting with Yoshi With A Gun.

You: Hello
Yoshi With A Gun: *idly twirling Desert Eagle by trigger guard* Yoshi!
February 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #293,550!
September 20, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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great cinema should also make you feel like you are experiencing a gas leak in your home
October 17, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Harbor Freight is a weird place, just bought a power drill for fifteen dollars
July 27, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Alright imagine a hole, turn it inside and what have you got?
July 14, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Dang y'all like holes huh
July 13, 2023 at 3:50 AM
hey guys have a picture of a hole
July 12, 2023 at 8:24 PM