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Fumbled his life
You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fumbled his life
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See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
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We talk a lot about "don't live your life in a way where people will celebrate when you die" but it's so damn funny that someone can go "I can't wait for it to happen" with no other context and EVERYONE knows what you mean
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We talk a lot about "don't live your life in a way where people will celebrate when you die" but it's so damn funny that someone can go "I can't wait for it to happen" with no other context and EVERYONE knows what you mean
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Just think how much better off everyone would be if all the money we spent on wars, tax breaks for the wealthy and corporate welfare was instead spent on improving the lives of the American people
Yet our politicians would rather do anything but make your life better
Yet our politicians would rather do anything but make your life better
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just think how much better off everyone would be if all the money we spent on wars, tax breaks for the wealthy and corporate welfare was instead spent on improving the lives of the American people
Yet our politicians would rather do anything but make your life better
Yet our politicians would rather do anything but make your life better
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a cluster fuck. just like their relationship 🥰
Whew that ring is terrible 😖😖
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
a cluster fuck. just like their relationship 🥰
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!!!! Ain’t no blue prints for these ballroom to be found! I wish we had a functioning press because gotdamn these scams are SO OBVIOUS.
He’s stealing
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
!!!! Ain’t no blue prints for these ballroom to be found! I wish we had a functioning press because gotdamn these scams are SO OBVIOUS.
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He’s stealing
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He’s stealing
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I really do not get the male need to be needed. Being wanted is way more fire. Imagine wanting to be needed while giving the bare minimum. Is it drugs?
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I really do not get the male need to be needed. Being wanted is way more fire. Imagine wanting to be needed while giving the bare minimum. Is it drugs?
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yes i’m judging you if you get basement braces, veneers, anything that should be done by a licensed professional!!!!! anything that you could possibly need insurance for, dealing the inside of your body you shouldn’t cheat or use shortcuts 😭😭😭get it done right or live with yourself unashamed
It’s a woman on TT charging $150 for braces. She made a video talking bout folk hating on her bc she ain’t certified (as in an orthodontist!) but go get they nails/lashes done by folk who ain’t certified. I commented with a simple question, “As an outsider, what are your thoughts on intelligence?”
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
yes i’m judging you if you get basement braces, veneers, anything that should be done by a licensed professional!!!!! anything that you could possibly need insurance for, dealing the inside of your body you shouldn’t cheat or use shortcuts 😭😭😭get it done right or live with yourself unashamed
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I understand the betrayal people feel with cheating but as for ME, I have never gave a damn! Baby Im out and you got it. That shit does not hurt my feelings at all. That aint got nothing to do with me. I cant imagine going out of my way to “cheat back.”
a man in a red shirt talks to another man
ALT: a man in a red shirt talks to another man
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December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I understand the betrayal people feel with cheating but as for ME, I have never gave a damn! Baby Im out and you got it. That shit does not hurt my feelings at all. That aint got nothing to do with me. I cant imagine going out of my way to “cheat back.”
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That salary is looking like money being funneled to him via Russia and others to continue to interfere (change the votes) in elections….if anybody would do even the most basic of investigations.
Elon Musk to reportedly assist funding GOP's House and Senate campaigns for 2026, per Axios.
He had previously said he was "done" with politics.
He had previously said he was "done" with politics.
December 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That salary is looking like money being funneled to him via Russia and others to continue to interfere (change the votes) in elections….if anybody would do even the most basic of investigations.
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It's probably worth saying explicitly. Even if you did decide that you wanted to train a machine to replicate human judgment, you probably wouldn't want that machine using inputs from ALL humans. There are many humans who's judgement shouldn't be used for anything ever.
December 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's probably worth saying explicitly. Even if you did decide that you wanted to train a machine to replicate human judgment, you probably wouldn't want that machine using inputs from ALL humans. There are many humans who's judgement shouldn't be used for anything ever.
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yeah this is a freaking dumb premise "we're running out of new ideas" but yeah good point, have you tried dealing with insane income inequality so people can like create instead of scrapping to survive while other people go to space for fun and hoard all the means of production? man fuck all this
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
yeah this is a freaking dumb premise "we're running out of new ideas" but yeah good point, have you tried dealing with insane income inequality so people can like create instead of scrapping to survive while other people go to space for fun and hoard all the means of production? man fuck all this
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how about just funding the people with good ideas, dumbasses.
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
how about just funding the people with good ideas, dumbasses.
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‘Social media is not real life’ Ok, then why are all the world’s wealthiest and most powerful men desperate to own and control it? Why did the fact that another country owned a popular social media app necessitate congressional hearings and provoke bipartisan national security fears?
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
‘Social media is not real life’ Ok, then why are all the world’s wealthiest and most powerful men desperate to own and control it? Why did the fact that another country owned a popular social media app necessitate congressional hearings and provoke bipartisan national security fears?
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I need the reaper to get better aim. We're only asking for one thing and this muthafukka keeps doing drive-by's in the wrong hood.
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I need the reaper to get better aim. We're only asking for one thing and this muthafukka keeps doing drive-by's in the wrong hood.
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The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we’re gonna get off. Understand?
a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
ALT: a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
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December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we’re gonna get off. Understand?
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Do you know how infuriating it is to be in this current state because so many dumb ass people voted for that piece of shit AGAIN?! All of this was OBVIOUS!
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Do you know how infuriating it is to be in this current state because so many dumb ass people voted for that piece of shit AGAIN?! All of this was OBVIOUS!
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Once again doing all I can to not engage in this hideous news cycle except to say I'm sorry, everybody, we all deserve much better than this destabilization
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Once again doing all I can to not engage in this hideous news cycle except to say I'm sorry, everybody, we all deserve much better than this destabilization
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The President is not mentally ill. He’s plain old evil. Just an evil and very old white, that’s it.
I know plenty of mentally ill folks who aren’t evil in the slightest.
I know plenty of mentally ill folks who aren’t evil in the slightest.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The President is not mentally ill. He’s plain old evil. Just an evil and very old white, that’s it.
I know plenty of mentally ill folks who aren’t evil in the slightest.
I know plenty of mentally ill folks who aren’t evil in the slightest.
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It’s absolutely fascinating to watch the realities that African American people have been screaming from the rooftops, just to be squelched by white people on higher rooftops, finally be accepted.
It only took the dismantling of our democracy for facts to matter. What a price to pay.
It only took the dismantling of our democracy for facts to matter. What a price to pay.
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s absolutely fascinating to watch the realities that African American people have been screaming from the rooftops, just to be squelched by white people on higher rooftops, finally be accepted.
It only took the dismantling of our democracy for facts to matter. What a price to pay.
It only took the dismantling of our democracy for facts to matter. What a price to pay.
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Every single demo of a humanoid robot is either obviously fake or completely non functional
And the world just keeps acting like they are viable products
And the world just keeps acting like they are viable products
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Every single demo of a humanoid robot is either obviously fake or completely non functional
And the world just keeps acting like they are viable products
And the world just keeps acting like they are viable products
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If I was from another country, they couldn't pay me to come here.
Fuck this fascist regime. There's a lot more places to go in the world other than the shithole United States.
Fuck this fascist regime. There's a lot more places to go in the world other than the shithole United States.
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If I was from another country, they couldn't pay me to come here.
Fuck this fascist regime. There's a lot more places to go in the world other than the shithole United States.
Fuck this fascist regime. There's a lot more places to go in the world other than the shithole United States.