Mikey
@mikeyasaservice.com
“Live, Laugh, Love, Keep Calm, and carry on your shit.”
Paramedic to Software Engineer by day. Sober superhero by night. Illinoise.
Paramedic to Software Engineer by day. Sober superhero by night. Illinoise.
The algo 100% tagged me as a gay man…and while it’s not wrong, it’s def “so your son is gay, what to do now.” Vibes.
the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The algo 100% tagged me as a gay man…and while it’s not wrong, it’s def “so your son is gay, what to do now.” Vibes.
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hol up
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 AM
hol up
*** except one of the richest ex wife. She’s aight
Eat the rich.
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
*** except one of the richest ex wife. She’s aight
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"Without writers, editors, photographers, and photo editors, our company will incur almost no expenses when putting out Total Crap."
Introducing Total Crap, the First Magazine Written Entirely by AI
Amid doomsaying pronouncements that the publishing industry is dead, we are proud to bring the written word into the future with revolutionary tech...
buff.ly
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
"Without writers, editors, photographers, and photo editors, our company will incur almost no expenses when putting out Total Crap."
Guitar players - totally sane that I want a new guitar just for a different tuning right?
February 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Guitar players - totally sane that I want a new guitar just for a different tuning right?
Do it again but in Williamsburg
Black and white diff…I mean night and day difference!
Black and white diff…I mean night and day difference!
A federal judge in Virginia ruled that Norfolk's use of ~200 Flock automated license plate scanners is constitutional and doesn't violate the Fourth Amendment (Cyrus Farivar/Ars Technica)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Do it again but in Williamsburg
Black and white diff…I mean night and day difference!
Black and white diff…I mean night and day difference!
“And our budget is $6 million”
"You don’t need to ask permission to make hats for iguanas. Make the hats. The iguanas will come."
I Turned My Passion Into My Dream Job and Now I Sell Small Hats to Iguanas On Instagram
Growing up, my parents always told me one thing: stop peeing in the sink. They also told me to follow my dreams. Last year, I was a miserable law s...
buff.ly
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 AM
“And our budget is $6 million”
And 100s of unvetted and unverified ICE “agents” who will continue to be Nazis
anyway just to reiterate, Bovino is a GS-15, which means there are probably a dozen SESs and politicals above him who need to answer for their failure to supervise him
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
And 100s of unvetted and unverified ICE “agents” who will continue to be Nazis
I, uhhh, what? Is some recruiter gonna slide into my slack DMs?
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I, uhhh, what? Is some recruiter gonna slide into my slack DMs?
A BlueSky bot that blocks all screencaps from twitter.
WE LEFT FOR A REASON
WE LEFT FOR A REASON
January 26, 2026 at 12:58 AM
A BlueSky bot that blocks all screencaps from twitter.
WE LEFT FOR A REASON
WE LEFT FOR A REASON
It’s titty-three below zero!
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
It’s titty-three below zero!
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.
Here’s the funny thing about this - these people have actual access to ALL the world’s information. So that’s not the issue…
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Here’s the funny thing about this - these people have actual access to ALL the world’s information. So that’s not the issue…
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The Danes answered our call after 9/11 and lost 43 soldiers in Afghanistan, which is a casualty rate equal to our own relative to their population.
The whole thing isn’t just enraging, it’s dishonorable in the extreme
The whole thing isn’t just enraging, it’s dishonorable in the extreme
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The Danes answered our call after 9/11 and lost 43 soldiers in Afghanistan, which is a casualty rate equal to our own relative to their population.
The whole thing isn’t just enraging, it’s dishonorable in the extreme
The whole thing isn’t just enraging, it’s dishonorable in the extreme
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Fuck cancer.
And fuck Scott Adams.
In that order.
And fuck Scott Adams.
In that order.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Fuck cancer.
And fuck Scott Adams.
In that order.
And fuck Scott Adams.
In that order.
I don’t know what doing heroin feels like but I’m led to believe it’s the same feeling as seeing this photo.
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I don’t know what doing heroin feels like but I’m led to believe it’s the same feeling as seeing this photo.
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
Is that the Macklemore jacket?
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Is that the Macklemore jacket?
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
Yes. Yea this is. @safety.bsky.app
Is this an attempt to do what I think it's attempting to do?
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Yes. Yea this is. @safety.bsky.app