Patrice
@mikeroftholmes.bsky.social
Often awkward. Always amiable. Fantasy fan. Gamer geek. Nonstop nerd. Pittsburgh proud. Sci-fi supporter. Wordplay wonder. (He/Him)
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"can we make our direwolf pee in the gross tepid water in the cave?"
"javrak's not that character."
"would kapheira?"
"ew! that's MAN behavior."
"well now she's GOTTA do it. for feminism."
#thades
"javrak's not that character."
"would kapheira?"
"ew! that's MAN behavior."
"well now she's GOTTA do it. for feminism."
#thades
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"can we make our direwolf pee in the gross tepid water in the cave?"
"javrak's not that character."
"would kapheira?"
"ew! that's MAN behavior."
"well now she's GOTTA do it. for feminism."
#thades
"javrak's not that character."
"would kapheira?"
"ew! that's MAN behavior."
"well now she's GOTTA do it. for feminism."
#thades
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December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Oh RIP to @1001cranes.bsky.social whose entire day is in shambles as she finds out how many people close to her have not seen Galavant.
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh RIP to @1001cranes.bsky.social whose entire day is in shambles as she finds out how many people close to her have not seen Galavant.
I rolled 3 Perception checks over 20 this session and the FIRST Wisdom Saving Throw I hit a Natural 1. WHY. #TyrannyDnD
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I rolled 3 Perception checks over 20 this session and the FIRST Wisdom Saving Throw I hit a Natural 1. WHY. #TyrannyDnD
"Lukas readies an action for figgy pudding." #TyrannyDnD
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Lukas readies an action for figgy pudding." #TyrannyDnD
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"Did Ed Greenwood tell you that?"
"Was that before or after the tiefling milk?" #TyrannyDnd
"Was that before or after the tiefling milk?" #TyrannyDnd
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"Did Ed Greenwood tell you that?"
"Was that before or after the tiefling milk?" #TyrannyDnd
"Was that before or after the tiefling milk?" #TyrannyDnd
Sometimes during D&D you end up on AO3 looking through the Jesus Christ/Judas Iscariot Omegaverse fics.
Don't worry about it. #TyrannyDnD
Don't worry about it. #TyrannyDnD
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sometimes during D&D you end up on AO3 looking through the Jesus Christ/Judas Iscariot Omegaverse fics.
Don't worry about it. #TyrannyDnD
Don't worry about it. #TyrannyDnD
Well we're all on the side of the villain now. The genesis of our kinks shall not be explored etc etc. #TyrannyDnD
a cartoon of a man with a fireball coming out of his body .
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a fireball coming out of his body .
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December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Well we're all on the side of the villain now. The genesis of our kinks shall not be explored etc etc. #TyrannyDnD
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December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Every second we are in this çursed land and this Whoville of (I suspect) cannibals, I am proven more and more correct.
DARK LORD SANTA KLAUS. #TyrannyDnD
DARK LORD SANTA KLAUS. #TyrannyDnD
The party's flying castle has landed in mystical fantasy winter crest festival holiday themed land. It's almost more terrifying than Barovia. #TyrannyDnD
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Every second we are in this çursed land and this Whoville of (I suspect) cannibals, I am proven more and more correct.
DARK LORD SANTA KLAUS. #TyrannyDnD
DARK LORD SANTA KLAUS. #TyrannyDnD
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"Isn't Morgan okay? I thought she was a cold-resistant tiefling."
"No, she's resistant to fire, lightning, and thunder. So generally she doesn't fear storms. But also - she's doesn't get cold, because a hoe never gets cold." #TyrannyDnd
"No, she's resistant to fire, lightning, and thunder. So generally she doesn't fear storms. But also - she's doesn't get cold, because a hoe never gets cold." #TyrannyDnd
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"Isn't Morgan okay? I thought she was a cold-resistant tiefling."
"No, she's resistant to fire, lightning, and thunder. So generally she doesn't fear storms. But also - she's doesn't get cold, because a hoe never gets cold." #TyrannyDnd
"No, she's resistant to fire, lightning, and thunder. So generally she doesn't fear storms. But also - she's doesn't get cold, because a hoe never gets cold." #TyrannyDnd
The party's flying castle has landed in mystical fantasy winter crest festival holiday themed land. It's almost more terrifying than Barovia. #TyrannyDnD
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The party's flying castle has landed in mystical fantasy winter crest festival holiday themed land. It's almost more terrifying than Barovia. #TyrannyDnD
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"I'll have spells again after we eat." I know we mean Warlock short rest nonsense but for a second I was like ..... cannibalism? #TyrannyDnd
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"I'll have spells again after we eat." I know we mean Warlock short rest nonsense but for a second I was like ..... cannibalism? #TyrannyDnd
Film you've seen more than six times.
Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Film you've seen more than six times.
Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
Ah yes, I clearly belong to the good vibes club when my top 3 songs are about:
1. using drugs to cope with heartbreak
2. Suicide. I mean it's titled 'Charkickers' what more do you need
3. Existential dread and realizing life is false promises and meaningless propaganda
Very good vibes.
1. using drugs to cope with heartbreak
2. Suicide. I mean it's titled 'Charkickers' what more do you need
3. Existential dread and realizing life is false promises and meaningless propaganda
Very good vibes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ah yes, I clearly belong to the good vibes club when my top 3 songs are about:
1. using drugs to cope with heartbreak
2. Suicide. I mean it's titled 'Charkickers' what more do you need
3. Existential dread and realizing life is false promises and meaningless propaganda
Very good vibes.
1. using drugs to cope with heartbreak
2. Suicide. I mean it's titled 'Charkickers' what more do you need
3. Existential dread and realizing life is false promises and meaningless propaganda
Very good vibes.
According to the YouTube metrics, Top 0.1% of D&D channel viewers.
Is anyone shocked? I *did* rewatch a whole bunch of the Lore You Should Know videos earlier this year, that probably had a hand.
Is anyone shocked? I *did* rewatch a whole bunch of the Lore You Should Know videos earlier this year, that probably had a hand.
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
According to the YouTube metrics, Top 0.1% of D&D channel viewers.
Is anyone shocked? I *did* rewatch a whole bunch of the Lore You Should Know videos earlier this year, that probably had a hand.
Is anyone shocked? I *did* rewatch a whole bunch of the Lore You Should Know videos earlier this year, that probably had a hand.