sadboy sipper
@mcmissiles.bsky.social
MC (stands for Valen) | he/they | late 20s
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
today's renfaire lineup so far is a festive elf, a jester, some kind of dark fey freak, and a regular guy in an orange shirt
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
today's renfaire lineup so far is a festive elf, a jester, some kind of dark fey freak, and a regular guy in an orange shirt
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wqsaaaaaaaaaaaaaahjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjnbzsA |}
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
wqsaaaaaaaaaaaaaahjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjnbzsA |}
carson: (not purring)
me: you're carson
carson: (purring)
me: you're carson
carson: (purring)
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
carson: (not purring)
me: you're carson
carson: (purring)
me: you're carson
carson: (purring)
went to see a play tonight and it was a play :)
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
went to see a play tonight and it was a play :)
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afaict I have gained no followers from my hit post so far and I like to think the naked artemy at the top of my page is protecting me
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
afaict I have gained no followers from my hit post so far and I like to think the naked artemy at the top of my page is protecting me
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December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
workplace training video ai voice keeps pronouncing PPE as peepee I can't take this seriously :/
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
workplace training video ai voice keeps pronouncing PPE as peepee I can't take this seriously :/
oh a hit post. why me
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
oh a hit post. why me
lunch betrayal they wasted my whole lunch break just to give me chicken :/
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
lunch betrayal they wasted my whole lunch break just to give me chicken :/
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kind of want to throw my phone in a pit and go to the woods for like a year sometime, kind of feel like I might come back to find my friends saying "oh you were gone? we were having so much fun all this time we didn't even notice" and then I'd have to go back to the woods
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
kind of want to throw my phone in a pit and go to the woods for like a year sometime, kind of feel like I might come back to find my friends saying "oh you were gone? we were having so much fun all this time we didn't even notice" and then I'd have to go back to the woods
they invented something called taking ibuprofen before you've been completely fucking miserable for hours and basically it's changing the game
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
they invented something called taking ibuprofen before you've been completely fucking miserable for hours and basically it's changing the game
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
open your eyes. now close your eyes. ok now open them again. now close them again. now open them. ok close them. wait a second. ok open them again. this was a staring contest, and you lost
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
open your eyes. now close your eyes. ok now open them again. now close them again. now open them. ok close them. wait a second. ok open them again. this was a staring contest, and you lost
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Rarepair Posting Leonie x Lorenz B support sketch
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Rarepair Posting Leonie x Lorenz B support sketch
really important to remind my son that he's a little cat named carson and pose important questions to him such as what if I eated you
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
really important to remind my son that he's a little cat named carson and pose important questions to him such as what if I eated you
really need people with influence over my future to check their Fucking emails sometime soon
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
really need people with influence over my future to check their Fucking emails sometime soon
SHOES I'VE HAD BOOKMARKED FOR MONTHS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. NOT ON THE SITE AT ALL ANYWHERE. INCONSOLABLE
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
SHOES I'VE HAD BOOKMARKED FOR MONTHS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. NOT ON THE SITE AT ALL ANYWHERE. INCONSOLABLE
(talking to sidi) normal girl. (pause) that's not you. (longer pause) I'm not sure it's anyone.
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
(talking to sidi) normal girl. (pause) that's not you. (longer pause) I'm not sure it's anyone.
in the lab listening to music that's bad and sucks (complimentary)
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
in the lab listening to music that's bad and sucks (complimentary)
unsmilingly skipping in place is a deeply menacing action
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
unsmilingly skipping in place is a deeply menacing action
having sudden thoughts of reviving an ANCIENT heropulchure fic concept. never before seen. only discussed with like two people ever. I do not expect to actually do this but it is in my mind.
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
having sudden thoughts of reviving an ANCIENT heropulchure fic concept. never before seen. only discussed with like two people ever. I do not expect to actually do this but it is in my mind.