Patrice
@mikeroftholmes.bsky.social
Often awkward. Always amiable. Fantasy fan. Gamer geek. Nonstop nerd. Pittsburgh proud. Sci-fi supporter. Wordplay wonder. (He/Him)
Went out to the grocery store because I planned shopping poorly this week and just needed some bananas and eggs and LET ME TELL YOU.
That was. A trip. Almost 40 minute wait in line for self checkout.
That was. A trip. Almost 40 minute wait in line for self checkout.
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Went out to the grocery store because I planned shopping poorly this week and just needed some bananas and eggs and LET ME TELL YOU.
That was. A trip. Almost 40 minute wait in line for self checkout.
That was. A trip. Almost 40 minute wait in line for self checkout.
Ran my last TTRPG session of the year last night.
Wishing I had kept a record of all the systems I had run and played in to have a little retrospective.
In the big names: lots of D&D 5E. A fair amount of Call of Cthulhu. Playtested Draw Steel with friends. Started a Daggerheart game.
Wishing I had kept a record of all the systems I had run and played in to have a little retrospective.
In the big names: lots of D&D 5E. A fair amount of Call of Cthulhu. Playtested Draw Steel with friends. Started a Daggerheart game.
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ran my last TTRPG session of the year last night.
Wishing I had kept a record of all the systems I had run and played in to have a little retrospective.
In the big names: lots of D&D 5E. A fair amount of Call of Cthulhu. Playtested Draw Steel with friends. Started a Daggerheart game.
Wishing I had kept a record of all the systems I had run and played in to have a little retrospective.
In the big names: lots of D&D 5E. A fair amount of Call of Cthulhu. Playtested Draw Steel with friends. Started a Daggerheart game.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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having a regent specifically has intriguing implications about cockatrice culture
*shows a Cockatrice Regent on the battle map*
"Wow Patrice you're inflicting the monarchy on us."
"The birds have developed the monarchy." #Thades
"Wow Patrice you're inflicting the monarchy on us."
"The birds have developed the monarchy." #Thades
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
having a regent specifically has intriguing implications about cockatrice culture
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patrice at there tiny prince cockatrices at the bottom of some stairs somewhere. or locked in a tower. ANSWER US PATRICE.
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
patrice at there tiny prince cockatrices at the bottom of some stairs somewhere. or locked in a tower. ANSWER US PATRICE.
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grandmama. it's me. cockatrisia
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
grandmama. it's me. cockatrisia
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patrice: there's a much larger cockatrice dashing towards you.
me: cockatrice REGENT? oh good, you've inflicted the MONARCHY on us.
kate: we were just saying that we needed to foment a revolution.
#Thades
me: cockatrice REGENT? oh good, you've inflicted the MONARCHY on us.
kate: we were just saying that we needed to foment a revolution.
#Thades
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
patrice: there's a much larger cockatrice dashing towards you.
me: cockatrice REGENT? oh good, you've inflicted the MONARCHY on us.
kate: we were just saying that we needed to foment a revolution.
#Thades
me: cockatrice REGENT? oh good, you've inflicted the MONARCHY on us.
kate: we were just saying that we needed to foment a revolution.
#Thades
*shows a Cockatrice Regent on the battle map*
"Wow Patrice you're inflicting the monarchy on us."
"The birds have developed the monarchy." #Thades
"Wow Patrice you're inflicting the monarchy on us."
"The birds have developed the monarchy." #Thades
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
*shows a Cockatrice Regent on the battle map*
"Wow Patrice you're inflicting the monarchy on us."
"The birds have developed the monarchy." #Thades
"Wow Patrice you're inflicting the monarchy on us."
"The birds have developed the monarchy." #Thades
Stopped by my Friendly Local Game Store and found this niche offering.
Truly we live in a TTRPG age of delights.
Truly we live in a TTRPG age of delights.
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Stopped by my Friendly Local Game Store and found this niche offering.
Truly we live in a TTRPG age of delights.
Truly we live in a TTRPG age of delights.
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In D&D I write a lot of checks my dice rolls can’t cash.
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
In D&D I write a lot of checks my dice rolls can’t cash.
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If you add an emulsion to an emulsion, you've created an emulsiplier
Every time I make egg salad, and I realize the mayo is also an emulsion made of egg, I wonder if I'm risking infinite recursion.
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If you add an emulsion to an emulsion, you've created an emulsiplier
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"Everyone's got a good AC until they get Magic Missile'd in the mouth." #TyrannyDnd
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"Everyone's got a good AC until they get Magic Missile'd in the mouth." #TyrannyDnd
"Straight vampires? In this economy?" #TyrannyDnD
December 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"Straight vampires? In this economy?" #TyrannyDnD
My cheese boy is unconscious after an ice vampire blood misted through his body.
This is fine. #TyrannyDnD
This is fine. #TyrannyDnD
December 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My cheese boy is unconscious after an ice vampire blood misted through his body.
This is fine. #TyrannyDnD
This is fine. #TyrannyDnD
"If you give a party lore..." #TyrannyDnD
December 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"If you give a party lore..." #TyrannyDnD
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Strange Women Hidden In Mirrors Offering Deals #TyrannyDnD
December 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Strange Women Hidden In Mirrors Offering Deals #TyrannyDnD
Every single episode I am continually delighted and baffled that Harlan Guthrie has made one of the most emotionally resonant stories about fear, grief, loss, family, tragedy, love, forgiveness, and recovery that I have ever heard.
A monument of success. #Malevolent
A monument of success. #Malevolent
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Every single episode I am continually delighted and baffled that Harlan Guthrie has made one of the most emotionally resonant stories about fear, grief, loss, family, tragedy, love, forgiveness, and recovery that I have ever heard.
A monument of success. #Malevolent
A monument of success. #Malevolent
Every episode of Malevolent is just me yelling "HARLAN GUTHRIE TURN ON YOUR LOCATION I JUST WANNA TALK."
Complimentary, delighted
Complimentary, delighted
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Every episode of Malevolent is just me yelling "HARLAN GUTHRIE TURN ON YOUR LOCATION I JUST WANNA TALK."
Complimentary, delighted
Complimentary, delighted
The Box Grater: God's most homicidal kitchen utensil.
Anyway, gonna be fun to grow back that bit of thumb nail.
Anyway, gonna be fun to grow back that bit of thumb nail.
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Box Grater: God's most homicidal kitchen utensil.
Anyway, gonna be fun to grow back that bit of thumb nail.
Anyway, gonna be fun to grow back that bit of thumb nail.
Oh it is WIMDY wimdy outside today.
a fox is standing in the snow with a sticker that says `` ta vento '' .
ALT: a fox is standing in the snow with a sticker that says `` ta vento '' .
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December 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Oh it is WIMDY wimdy outside today.
Lorwyn Eclipsed heralding the return of bastard man (gender neutral) Oko and possibly mono-White Liliana.
A bounty of riches. Terrible, terrible riches.
A bounty of riches. Terrible, terrible riches.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Lorwyn Eclipsed heralding the return of bastard man (gender neutral) Oko and possibly mono-White Liliana.
A bounty of riches. Terrible, terrible riches.
A bounty of riches. Terrible, terrible riches.
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two incredible anecdotes back-to-back
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
two incredible anecdotes back-to-back
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everything you use is being taken over by the same group chat
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — TikTok signs deal to sell US unit to American investors, including Oracle, Silver Lake.
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
everything you use is being taken over by the same group chat