Midge
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Margaret's kind of an either/or name.
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, or Disney.
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, or Disney.
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Pantone color of the year:
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pantone color of the year:
we were watching the Muppet Christmas Carol last night and my youngest goes "oh so we just have to do this to all the billionaires. just traumatize them until they're better people."
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
we were watching the Muppet Christmas Carol last night and my youngest goes "oh so we just have to do this to all the billionaires. just traumatize them until they're better people."
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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Frozen Friday. This morning's sunrise in Chicago.
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Frozen Friday. This morning's sunrise in Chicago.
we used to live by the other variation on this theme
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
we used to live by the other variation on this theme
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WE GOT FERNS, folks.
I hope you like ferns. If you don’t, just listen and you will like ferns. 🌿🌿🌿
Dr. Li is hilarious and charming and you will love him. And ferns.
In conclusion: ferns.
www.alieward.com/ologies/pter...
I hope you like ferns. If you don’t, just listen and you will like ferns. 🌿🌿🌿
Dr. Li is hilarious and charming and you will love him. And ferns.
In conclusion: ferns.
www.alieward.com/ologies/pter...
Pteridology (FERNS) with Dr. Fay-Wei Li — alie ward
Fronds. Forest dwellers. Spores. Houseplants. Queer icons. We’ve got ferns. The charming and hilarious professor and author of “Ferns: Lessons in Survival from Earth’s Most Adaptable Plants,” Dr. Fay-...
www.alieward.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
WE GOT FERNS, folks.
I hope you like ferns. If you don’t, just listen and you will like ferns. 🌿🌿🌿
Dr. Li is hilarious and charming and you will love him. And ferns.
In conclusion: ferns.
www.alieward.com/ologies/pter...
I hope you like ferns. If you don’t, just listen and you will like ferns. 🌿🌿🌿
Dr. Li is hilarious and charming and you will love him. And ferns.
In conclusion: ferns.
www.alieward.com/ologies/pter...
@shoelessmonkey.bsky.social: I think eventually we're gonna age into being Frog and Toad.
me: yeah?
him: we're not there *yet*. but it's aspirational
me:
me: yeah?
him: we're not there *yet*. but it's aspirational
me:
a cartoon of patrick star with tears running down his face
ALT: a cartoon of patrick star with tears running down his face
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@shoelessmonkey.bsky.social: I think eventually we're gonna age into being Frog and Toad.
me: yeah?
him: we're not there *yet*. but it's aspirational
me:
me: yeah?
him: we're not there *yet*. but it's aspirational
me:
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
from now til April 😂
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
from now til April 😂
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
on the other hand, nothing feels quite as good as setting that away message ✌️
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
on the other hand, nothing feels quite as good as setting that away message ✌️
is there a workday longer than the one you're stuck at the day before you go on PTO?
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
is there a workday longer than the one you're stuck at the day before you go on PTO?
yes, it's fresh.
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
yes, it's fresh.
starting the season right with the two best Christmas movies around 🎄🎅🌟
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
starting the season right with the two best Christmas movies around 🎄🎅🌟
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oh no this made me cry, what a special show
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
oh no this made me cry, what a special show
my 14 y/o, apropos of nothing: you owe me 5 doll hairs.
me: me? to you? I owe you $5?
him: [nodding]
me: for what
him: birthing me
me: *eye* owe *you* for *that*??
him, laughing: I mean. to be fair, I didn't ask for it
me, incredulous and laughing: I guess you're not wrong
me: me? to you? I owe you $5?
him: [nodding]
me: for what
him: birthing me
me: *eye* owe *you* for *that*??
him, laughing: I mean. to be fair, I didn't ask for it
me, incredulous and laughing: I guess you're not wrong
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
my 14 y/o, apropos of nothing: you owe me 5 doll hairs.
me: me? to you? I owe you $5?
him: [nodding]
me: for what
him: birthing me
me: *eye* owe *you* for *that*??
him, laughing: I mean. to be fair, I didn't ask for it
me, incredulous and laughing: I guess you're not wrong
me: me? to you? I owe you $5?
him: [nodding]
me: for what
him: birthing me
me: *eye* owe *you* for *that*??
him, laughing: I mean. to be fair, I didn't ask for it
me, incredulous and laughing: I guess you're not wrong
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Saturday was the snowiest November day ever recorded in Chicago, according to the National Weather Service. A winter storm dumped over 8 inches of snow on parts of Chicago.
Saturday was snowiest November day in Chicago ever, forecasters say
www.wbez.org
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Saturday was the snowiest November day ever recorded in Chicago, according to the National Weather Service. A winter storm dumped over 8 inches of snow on parts of Chicago.
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RT to scare a Chicago alderperson #PlowTheSidewalks
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
RT to scare a Chicago alderperson #PlowTheSidewalks
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Scorpio: You will have a wonderful realization and then a few really bad ones and then another pretty good one, but not so good it gets you outta the red. Still, one of your best weeks yet.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Scorpio: You will have a wonderful realization and then a few really bad ones and then another pretty good one, but not so good it gets you outta the red. Still, one of your best weeks yet.
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That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about