The Most Veritable Sir Michael D'Esquire of the C Clan Calamity
@michaelc.uk
I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round. And if I seem a little strange well that’s because I am. Even more bipperty bopperty than Bowie’s better-than-that hat. Autistic with ADHD. Not on X. Avatar by @itswilliamstone.bsky.social
Pinned
Isn't AI marvellous?
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We don’t pretend to be disabled.
We pretend to be “fine”.
We don’t exaggerate our symptoms.
We minimise them.
We don’t “let our disabilities win”.
They overwhelm us.
We don’t limit ourselves too much.
We try to do too much.
We don’t want to be disabled.
We just are.
We pretend to be “fine”.
We don’t exaggerate our symptoms.
We minimise them.
We don’t “let our disabilities win”.
They overwhelm us.
We don’t limit ourselves too much.
We try to do too much.
We don’t want to be disabled.
We just are.
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
We don’t pretend to be disabled.
We pretend to be “fine”.
We don’t exaggerate our symptoms.
We minimise them.
We don’t “let our disabilities win”.
They overwhelm us.
We don’t limit ourselves too much.
We try to do too much.
We don’t want to be disabled.
We just are.
We pretend to be “fine”.
We don’t exaggerate our symptoms.
We minimise them.
We don’t “let our disabilities win”.
They overwhelm us.
We don’t limit ourselves too much.
We try to do too much.
We don’t want to be disabled.
We just are.
How's that attempt to unite the Tory party going, Dave Cameron?
January 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
How's that attempt to unite the Tory party going, Dave Cameron?
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
So now when approached every woman needs to say ‘take off your glasses and say that’
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 AM
So now when approached every woman needs to say ‘take off your glasses and say that’
I fucking hate penises, I wish I had a cunt
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I fucking hate penises, I wish I had a cunt
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The Government wants new water laws that lock us into decades of rip-off privatisation - without asking the public.
82% of Brits support public ownership. You won’t get a say.
Stop the stitch-up. Demand a real public consultation: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...
82% of Brits support public ownership. You won’t get a say.
Stop the stitch-up. Demand a real public consultation: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...
January 23, 2026 at 10:21 AM
The Government wants new water laws that lock us into decades of rip-off privatisation - without asking the public.
82% of Brits support public ownership. You won’t get a say.
Stop the stitch-up. Demand a real public consultation: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...
82% of Brits support public ownership. You won’t get a say.
Stop the stitch-up. Demand a real public consultation: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...
Stop the stitch-up! The Government wants to push through water legislation, locking in a failed privatised system for decades without giving the public a say.
I’ve signed the petition to stop this water stitch-up and demand a public consultation. Add your name: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...
I’ve signed the petition to stop this water stitch-up and demand a public consultation. Add your name: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...
Stop the water stitch-up!
Stop the stitch-up! The Government wants to push through water legislation, locking in a failed privatised system for decades without giving the public a say.
I’ve signed the petition to stop this wa...
actionnetwork.org
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Stop the stitch-up! The Government wants to push through water legislation, locking in a failed privatised system for decades without giving the public a say.
I’ve signed the petition to stop this water stitch-up and demand a public consultation. Add your name: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...
I’ve signed the petition to stop this water stitch-up and demand a public consultation. Add your name: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...
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Reupping this cause it’s evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Reupping this cause it’s evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this
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Elon Musk is a white supremacist. Case closed.
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Elon Musk is a white supremacist. Case closed.
New business idea: Wordle Casino. You sit in the casino doing Wordle puzzles with a pile of chips, betting on whether you'll get the word or not. 99% of puzzles are 6 letter words, so are impossible, making a profit for the casino. That's my pitch, thank you for listening - any questions?
January 22, 2026 at 4:54 PM
New business idea: Wordle Casino. You sit in the casino doing Wordle puzzles with a pile of chips, betting on whether you'll get the word or not. 99% of puzzles are 6 letter words, so are impossible, making a profit for the casino. That's my pitch, thank you for listening - any questions?
Imagine when Trump again fails to get the Nobel prize after renaming the UN s as the ‘Board of Peace’. He’ll be livid! He invented Peace! So will probably start a war in response. Again.
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Imagine when Trump again fails to get the Nobel prize after renaming the UN s as the ‘Board of Peace’. He’ll be livid! He invented Peace! So will probably start a war in response. Again.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
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An open letter, released to coincide with the World Economic Forum in Davos, calls on global leaders attending this week’s conference to close the widening gap between the super-rich and everyone else.
#WEF26 #Davos #TaxTheSuperRich
https://theguardian.pulse.ly/pg9cy42k7g
#WEF26 #Davos #TaxTheSuperRich
https://theguardian.pulse.ly/pg9cy42k7g
Nearly 400 millionaires and billionaires call for higher taxes on super-rich
Mark Ruffalo, Brian Eno and Abigail Disney sign letter timed for WEF in Davos saying wealthy are buying political influence
theguardian.pulse.ly
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 AM
An open letter, released to coincide with the World Economic Forum in Davos, calls on global leaders attending this week’s conference to close the widening gap between the super-rich and everyone else.
#WEF26 #Davos #TaxTheSuperRich
https://theguardian.pulse.ly/pg9cy42k7g
#WEF26 #Davos #TaxTheSuperRich
https://theguardian.pulse.ly/pg9cy42k7g
Can you spot a Reform UK voter by those that use skin colour emojis instead of the standard yellow?
January 20, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Can you spot a Reform UK voter by those that use skin colour emojis instead of the standard yellow?
The comedy/tragedy of Reform UK supporters slagging off Starmer for appeasing Trump
two men are sitting next to each other with one making a funny face
Alt: Dumb and Dumber
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The comedy/tragedy of Reform UK supporters slagging off Starmer for appeasing Trump
Lord I’m so fat, and I ain’t got a hat
I had some food but I ain’t satisfied right now
Just want Ozempic, I just want Mounjaro
Some liposuction to flush away all of my lard
I had some food but I ain’t satisfied right now
Just want Ozempic, I just want Mounjaro
Some liposuction to flush away all of my lard
January 19, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Lord I’m so fat, and I ain’t got a hat
I had some food but I ain’t satisfied right now
Just want Ozempic, I just want Mounjaro
Some liposuction to flush away all of my lard
I had some food but I ain’t satisfied right now
Just want Ozempic, I just want Mounjaro
Some liposuction to flush away all of my lard
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i’m going from bad to worse if anyone needs anything
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 AM
i’m going from bad to worse if anyone needs anything
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Every ADHD person's CV looks like
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Every ADHD person's CV looks like
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“And I can’t understand the reason that America collapsed”
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 PM
“And I can’t understand the reason that America collapsed”
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I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.
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Venezuela opposition leader Maria Corina Machado gave her Nobel Peace Prize to Donald Trump and he’ll be back tomorrow for her dinner money
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Venezuela opposition leader Maria Corina Machado gave her Nobel Peace Prize to Donald Trump and he’ll be back tomorrow for her dinner money
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Does Donald Trump deserve the Peace prize because he always said “shhhhhhhhh stay quiet ” to the children on Epstein Island
January 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Does Donald Trump deserve the Peace prize because he always said “shhhhhhhhh stay quiet ” to the children on Epstein Island