Michael Gattozzi
@mgattozzi.dev
'A bad programmer' according to the Orange Site, he/him
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Michael Gattozzi
@mgattozzi.dev
· Oct 13
GitHub - mgattozzi/whorl: single file, std only, async Rust executor
single file, std only, async Rust executor. Contribute to mgattozzi/whorl development by creating an account on GitHub.
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I updated whorl, an async executor in Rust meant to teach you how async Rust works under the hood for the first time in a few years. Updated some wording and finally got rid of the Lazy module in favor of std::sync::LazyLock! Check it out! 😁
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Look at those panics 😍
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Look at those panics 😍
An on call rotation is just Russian Roulette with Sev 1s, send post
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
An on call rotation is just Russian Roulette with Sev 1s, send post
I’m Bag on my guette. I’ve still not nailed shaping yet but I’m getting better each time
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m Bag on my guette. I’ve still not nailed shaping yet but I’m getting better each time
This ”investigation“ will last as long as Trump is in power so we will never see the
Bondi on the Epstein investigations that Trump demanded: "We're not gonna say anything else on that because now it is a pending investigation in SDNY"
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This ”investigation“ will last as long as Trump is in power so we will never see the
That being said it’s totally valid just like unsafe. Sometimes you just learn what invariants you baked into your dist sys the hard way! It’s not just unwrap
unwrap() considered dangerous
Cloudflare generated many millions of HTTP 5XX responses today. They were triggered because code in a core proxy called .unwrap() on a Result for an operation that was expected to never fail.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That being said it’s totally valid just like unsafe. Sometimes you just learn what invariants you baked into your dist sys the hard way! It’s not just unwrap
You can just see Google's Promotion Process happening here just like every single Messaging app. It's insane that ad revenue props up idea slop when it could be spent on literally anything else
How many AI IDE does Google have? Did I miss any?
- Firebase Studio: firebase.studio
- Google Antigravity: antigravity.google
- Google AI Studio: aistudio.google.com
- Gemini Code Assist: codeassist.google
- Google Jules: jules.google
- Gemini CLI: geminicli.com
- Firebase Studio: firebase.studio
- Google Antigravity: antigravity.google
- Google AI Studio: aistudio.google.com
- Gemini Code Assist: codeassist.google
- Google Jules: jules.google
- Gemini CLI: geminicli.com
Google AI Studio
The fastest path from prompt to production with Gemini
aistudio.google.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You can just see Google's Promotion Process happening here just like every single Messaging app. It's insane that ad revenue props up idea slop when it could be spent on literally anything else
unwrap() considered dangerous
Cloudflare generated many millions of HTTP 5XX responses today. They were triggered because code in a core proxy called .unwrap() on a Result for an operation that was expected to never fail.
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
unwrap() considered dangerous
Every AI Editor these days:
We’ve made a new IDE that puts agents first
New IDE or vscode reskin
vscode reskin
We’ve made a new IDE that puts agents first
New IDE or vscode reskin
vscode reskin
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Every AI Editor these days:
We’ve made a new IDE that puts agents first
New IDE or vscode reskin
vscode reskin
We’ve made a new IDE that puts agents first
New IDE or vscode reskin
vscode reskin
Me: So like how long is this ”string”?
C: idk lol just keep counting till you see a \0 hopefully they didn’t forget it.
Me: Surely there must be a better way
C: Nope. See you at the next CVE
C: idk lol just keep counting till you see a \0 hopefully they didn’t forget it.
Me: Surely there must be a better way
C: Nope. See you at the next CVE
C Strings are just a social convention!
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Me: So like how long is this ”string”?
C: idk lol just keep counting till you see a \0 hopefully they didn’t forget it.
Me: Surely there must be a better way
C: Nope. See you at the next CVE
C: idk lol just keep counting till you see a \0 hopefully they didn’t forget it.
Me: Surely there must be a better way
C: Nope. See you at the next CVE
Jensen's eyes scream "<Record Scratch> Yup that's me. You might be wondering how I got here. One minute you're selling GPUs the next you're trying to not hold the bag for one of the biggest economic bubble pops in history"
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Jensen's eyes scream "<Record Scratch> Yup that's me. You might be wondering how I got here. One minute you're selling GPUs the next you're trying to not hold the bag for one of the biggest economic bubble pops in history"
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never forget the brave unstable compiler flags that gave their lives in the line of duty
rest in peace, -Z everybody-loops, the compiler flag that replaced every function body with loop {}
rest in peace, -Z everybody-loops, the compiler flag that replaced every function body with loop {}
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
never forget the brave unstable compiler flags that gave their lives in the line of duty
rest in peace, -Z everybody-loops, the compiler flag that replaced every function body with loop {}
rest in peace, -Z everybody-loops, the compiler flag that replaced every function body with loop {}
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@mgattozzi.dev check out your state
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@mgattozzi.dev check out your state
The Light Novel it’s based off of is called All You Need is Kill so I feel like it really does inherit the spirit of what it adapted in terms of naming.
Anyways if you somehow didn’t see this you should it really is great
Anyways if you somehow didn’t see this you should it really is great
By the way, Edge of Tomorrow is definitely the best sci-fi movie — one of the best movies of any genre — that still too many people don’t know about. Suffered from the start from a bad title, but it’s absolutely fantastic. I’ve watched it SO many times.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Light Novel it’s based off of is called All You Need is Kill so I feel like it really does inherit the spirit of what it adapted in terms of naming.
Anyways if you somehow didn’t see this you should it really is great
Anyways if you somehow didn’t see this you should it really is great
I am so tired. Trump 2 is so blatantly corrupt and the only people doing anything are every day people.
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am so tired. Trump 2 is so blatantly corrupt and the only people doing anything are every day people.
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
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“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
I really like Horizon: Zero Dawn and Horizon: Forbidden West, but god damn you can’t go two feet without Alloy muttering the answer to the puzzle. Like let me enjoy the damn gorgeous world you built Christ
If you're making a game for the players who absolutely need extremely high-frequency nagging barks from an NPC, you're kind of making a game for no one *but* those players
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I really like Horizon: Zero Dawn and Horizon: Forbidden West, but god damn you can’t go two feet without Alloy muttering the answer to the puzzle. Like let me enjoy the damn gorgeous world you built Christ
My Rust Code Contains Multitudes
michael quick question
what the actual fuck
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My Rust Code Contains Multitudes
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I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
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“We adopted #rustlang for its security and are seeing a 1000x reduction in memory safety vulnerability density ... with Rust changes having a 4x lower rollback rate and spending 25% less time in code review, the safer path is now also the faster one.”
security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
Rust in Android: move fast and fix things
Posted by Jeff Vander Stoep, Android Last year, we wrote about why a memory safety strategy that focuses on vulnerability prevention in ...
security.googleblog.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“We adopted #rustlang for its security and are seeing a 1000x reduction in memory safety vulnerability density ... with Rust changes having a 4x lower rollback rate and spending 25% less time in code review, the safer path is now also the faster one.”
security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
Praying for a very special election here in PA after this man basically guaranteed us no health care subsidies.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Praying for a very special election here in PA after this man basically guaranteed us no health care subsidies.
Arbitration Agreements should be illegal. Like sorry what? I can't sign up for one type of healthcare from my employer unless I sign one? Are you kidding me?
Deeply evil system. Luigi Mangione should get off scott free he did us all a service.
Deeply evil system. Luigi Mangione should get off scott free he did us all a service.
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Arbitration Agreements should be illegal. Like sorry what? I can't sign up for one type of healthcare from my employer unless I sign one? Are you kidding me?
Deeply evil system. Luigi Mangione should get off scott free he did us all a service.
Deeply evil system. Luigi Mangione should get off scott free he did us all a service.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
They think LLMs are genius, because they "speak" better than them. That they can build god. No wonder they think it'll replace everyone.
One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
They think LLMs are genius, because they "speak" better than them. That they can build god. No wonder they think it'll replace everyone.