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Jamison Moore
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🐍🎂🍪🔉📼🎧 etc. in Cheverly, MD. I used to do one thing, now I do them all.
The GOAT
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Former Capitol police officer Michael Fanone is in the audience, wearing a Dropkick Murphys t-shirt.
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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It's been a great ride on COST.
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Back in MD after a week in Cancun at GJWW. I miss the sun, the sand, and the WhatsApp group that is Lesbian Best of Nextdoor with such hot topics as, "Does anyone have this specific HRT patch?" and, "The gluten free bagels are a crime against the people of Montreal."
January 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Same.
I'm speechless. I can't find the words to describe how awful this is. A humiliation for the United States.
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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I don’t wanna talk about it :\\
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I'd pay for Nebula a second time for this.
Hi. I’d like a 2hr deep dive on the editing and graphics of Jet Lag The Game please. Beautiful information design and communication, and I bet they’re really clever with their pipeline and shortcuts at this point too.
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
John Ganz sometimes apologizes for calling out his reviewers and critics in his newsletter.

I say, "Yeah, drag his ass."
January 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This is about where Drea lost it at the @cmatbaby.bsky.social show. The crowd was not prepared for her antics.
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Meal planning via Monte Carlo simulation.
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
People who wear Shokz on the plane... Who hurt you? What could you possibly be listening to?
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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couldn't decide between a star and an angel, so i went with both
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ya know, after another biting write up in SANS, maybe it's time for Fortinet to just hang it up?
yep confirmed you 're bad is written on a picture
ALT: yep confirmed you 're bad is written on a picture
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Got to bust out my deep knowledge of causes of amputation at work today. Possibly related, I'm not allowed to suggest topics for the holiday party trivia anymore.

Anyway top 3 are diabetes, diseases that aren't diabetes and motorcycles.
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Installed the new vanity in the absolutely beautifully patched and painted en suite.

No leaks from any of the supply lines, first try!

Anyway, drains straight onto the floor, but can't win em all.
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dreamt I won a gold medal in "Motor Rafting" which was basically Cobra Triangle in real life. Proudest moment of my dream life, really.
a person is standing in front of a machine that is making a smoke filled room .
ALT: a person is standing in front of a machine that is making a smoke filled room .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Today in Zoom Court: a Mennonite couple used ChatGPT to contest their zoning violations. It started bad - arguing the judge's explanation of his order didn't match the order verbatim- and ended in, "Oops, I did a SovCit!"

The judge was nice about it and didn't hold them in contempt. Again.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Me, going frame by frame through a 2 minute clip for a demo: "Hmm, I could clean up this graphic, it's flickering between these two frames... Maybe RC6 will be final..."

The team doing major re-releases: "Nah, I've seen this show, I don't need to watch it. I'm sure the computer did a good job."
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Basically my professional career 2008 to 2020
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Do it for them
My cube at work, to remind me what I'm fighting for.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"The Witness", 2016, but like an early level, before it became infuriating and Blow wanted you to watch an hour of rambling philosophy takes.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM