Rudy Gobirds
@metafizikal.bsky.social
eagles dipshit with good politics
go birds
go birds
watching McVay give up on being aggressive in real time based on the prior results is so funny. you’ll never get to the average by not trying again!
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
watching McVay give up on being aggressive in real time based on the prior results is so funny. you’ll never get to the average by not trying again!
if you wanted to ban it, just ban it. don’t do this qualified divesture alternative bullshit. it’s obviously terrible politics to ban it though so they did the worst thing possible.
A multigenerational gift to Republicans, ordered custom by Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer and placed in one of those nice room service platters for them slate.com/technology/2...
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
if you wanted to ban it, just ban it. don’t do this qualified divesture alternative bullshit. it’s obviously terrible politics to ban it though so they did the worst thing possible.
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A multigenerational gift to Republicans, ordered custom by Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer and placed in one of those nice room service platters for them slate.com/technology/2...
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A multigenerational gift to Republicans, ordered custom by Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer and placed in one of those nice room service platters for them slate.com/technology/2...
a guy so firmly rooted in his insane ideology that he looks like he's about to cry
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
a guy so firmly rooted in his insane ideology that he looks like he's about to cry
at the cookies for breakfast phase of the holiday season
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
at the cookies for breakfast phase of the holiday season
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Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"
while I’m at it, self driving cars that will take you from LA to NYC without you having to do anything are only one year away
The wealthiest person in the world says you shouldn’t give away money because in the future everyone will be rich
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
while I’m at it, self driving cars that will take you from LA to NYC without you having to do anything are only one year away
(guy with the easiest job on the planet who is paid assloads of money) it’s hard out here for guys like me
If you think the system doesn't seem interested in rewarding white guys at all that seems to be an issue of your media diet and not a reflection of reality
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
(guy with the easiest job on the planet who is paid assloads of money) it’s hard out here for guys like me
history is back on the menu boys
December 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
history is back on the menu boys
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
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Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
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I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.
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TIMOTHY DOLAN OUT AT NEW YORK DIOCESE
a cartoon of a man laughing in front of a grave with the hashtag #ripbozo
ALT: a cartoon of a man laughing in front of a grave with the hashtag #ripbozo
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
TIMOTHY DOLAN OUT AT NEW YORK DIOCESE
doing my annual harassment training and quelle surprise all the right answers are to contact HR
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
doing my annual harassment training and quelle surprise all the right answers are to contact HR
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President Dipshit here, there will be a War tomorrow. No I did not ask anyone else about it first. Thanks
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
President Dipshit here, there will be a War tomorrow. No I did not ask anyone else about it first. Thanks
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Ah, yes, the 12 days of Christmas that famously start 12 days before Christmas, just top-notch presentation design work on the design website.
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ah, yes, the 12 days of Christmas that famously start 12 days before Christmas, just top-notch presentation design work on the design website.
thank you to the fine folks at mcdonalds and the raiders dogshit offensive line for providing me with a free big mac today for lunch. truly appreciated 🙌
December 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
thank you to the fine folks at mcdonalds and the raiders dogshit offensive line for providing me with a free big mac today for lunch. truly appreciated 🙌
and that is what i'm here 4
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
and that is what i'm here 4
noticed a lot of AI commercials during football this weekend. they all look like pure shit!
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
noticed a lot of AI commercials during football this weekend. they all look like pure shit!
why aren’t you on truth social?
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
why aren’t you on truth social?
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Nick Scutari used the intentional, targeted vehicular homicide of two innocent girls who happened to be e-bikes when they were killed to justify introducing this btw. the NJ Senate President is an unimaginable piece of shit
Speed Kills: Restricting low-speed e-bikes will lead to more dangerous streets
The New Jersey Legislature is currently considering the most restrictive low-speed e-bike laws in the…
https://betterblocksnj.org/2025/12/14/speed-kills-restricting-low-speed-e-bikes-will-lead-to-more-dangerous-streets/
The New Jersey Legislature is currently considering the most restrictive low-speed e-bike laws in the…
https://betterblocksnj.org/2025/12/14/speed-kills-restricting-low-speed-e-bikes-will-lead-to-more-dangerous-streets/
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Nick Scutari used the intentional, targeted vehicular homicide of two innocent girls who happened to be e-bikes when they were killed to justify introducing this btw. the NJ Senate President is an unimaginable piece of shit
this sucks ass
BREAKING Film director Rob Reiner and his wife Michele were found stabbed to death at home, sources say - TMZ
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
this sucks ass
nice to know the Eagles aren’t the only team stupid enough to run on 3rd and 11
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
nice to know the Eagles aren’t the only team stupid enough to run on 3rd and 11
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Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
this is especially funny because Trump is deeply unpopular
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
this is especially funny because Trump is deeply unpopular