Matt Sims
banner
mercifull.com
Matt Sims
@mercifull.com
(Ex)Viral poster, “comedian”, radio producer, cosplaying dad, failed YouTuber, 80s fanboy & one of the UKs lowest ranked pinballers. Views expressed are my own. @Mercifull in most places.
I’ll never be able to watch It’s a Royal Knockout the same way ever again.
October 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by Matt Sims
The final trope is always enshitification.
TV Tropes is blocking access to the site not only if you have ad blockers on but location tracking off unless you want to subscribe to their $5 a month/$25 a year subscription plan. Even people who have turned their ad blockers off are reporting the site isn’t working. This all seems like a bad idea
October 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
McDonald’s? McDonald’s?
They are owned by the same people....
October 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Reposted by Matt Sims
Anyone who owns a building with a clock on it should be legally obligated to ensure it tells the correct time.
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My Skycorp Home Video merch came in today. 📼 #drugfreeteen #devilslettuce
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reposted by Matt Sims
RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Five marketing emails from Pastrymade in 24 hours. I’m sorry but that’s an unsubscribe now. Loved your products but this is too much.
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Reposted by Matt Sims
Looks like everyone's favourite law the Online Safety Act has blocked Imgur. 10/10 law. Excellent work as always.
September 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Reposted by Matt Sims
I think they should scrap the election and just hold an epic Just a Minute (Just a Week?) in which politicians have to say how much they love the flag without hesitation, deviation or repetition.

The winner is prime minister.
September 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Reposted by Matt Sims
September 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Reposted by Matt Sims
“We apologise for any insensitivity or offence caused to the white supremacist community at this time”
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
www.vulture.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Frome…? Welp
The LibDem seats highest up Reform's target seat list if ranked by simple arithmetic of 2024 majority

Newton Abbott (102nd Reform target seat)
Frome (161st)
Torbay (174th)
Hazel Grove (175th)
Brecon (208th)
Glastonbury (239th)
North Devon (250th)
Tiverton and Minehead (302nd)
September 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
❌ Kids getting shots 💉
✔️ Kids getting shot 🔫

#trump #vaccines #autism #guncontrol
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
September 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Reposted by Matt Sims
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
September 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
September 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
CBeebies isn’t working this morning. Huge disaster for morning routine.
September 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Reposted by Matt Sims
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Enigmas never age.
September 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Reposted by Matt Sims
JD Vance is the worst thing that has ever happened to beards.
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Trump’s going to rename it Department of Burning
September 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by Matt Sims
The most important news from today's reshuffle:
September 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by Matt Sims
First ever episode of Black Mirror except everyone’s trying to stop the Prime Minister from having sex with an England flag on live TV
"I'm a supporter of flags"

What...
September 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM