Mejoff
@mejoff-things.bsky.social
Pan Poly LARPer Gamer Leftie Boulderer Miniature-painter occasional Author and Game-designer ADHD grieving former Cat-dad
Person who in no way deserved the award they were given attempts to exchange it for a country with someone who deserves it even less.
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Person who in no way deserved the award they were given attempts to exchange it for a country with someone who deserves it even less.
I hope one day the person redoing all the dinosaur scenes from Jurassic Park with more accurate designs turns their attention to the Prophecy and puts biblically accurate angels in it.
January 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I hope one day the person redoing all the dinosaur scenes from Jurassic Park with more accurate designs turns their attention to the Prophecy and puts biblically accurate angels in it.
I am that guy
Slow cook, air fry
Induction when I hob
I like tech that does the job
My knife sharpener is USB
It has settings, this pleases me
But I won't involve AI
That's not how I want to die.
Slow cook, air fry
Induction when I hob
I like tech that does the job
My knife sharpener is USB
It has settings, this pleases me
But I won't involve AI
That's not how I want to die.
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I am that guy
Slow cook, air fry
Induction when I hob
I like tech that does the job
My knife sharpener is USB
It has settings, this pleases me
But I won't involve AI
That's not how I want to die.
Slow cook, air fry
Induction when I hob
I like tech that does the job
My knife sharpener is USB
It has settings, this pleases me
But I won't involve AI
That's not how I want to die.
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PSA:
You can love Jewish people and be against Zionism.
You can want a free Palestine and a free Iran at the same time.
You can love a population of people and also hate people in that population who hate other people.
All things can be true. It’s not always one or the other.
You can love Jewish people and be against Zionism.
You can want a free Palestine and a free Iran at the same time.
You can love a population of people and also hate people in that population who hate other people.
All things can be true. It’s not always one or the other.
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
PSA:
You can love Jewish people and be against Zionism.
You can want a free Palestine and a free Iran at the same time.
You can love a population of people and also hate people in that population who hate other people.
All things can be true. It’s not always one or the other.
You can love Jewish people and be against Zionism.
You can want a free Palestine and a free Iran at the same time.
You can love a population of people and also hate people in that population who hate other people.
All things can be true. It’s not always one or the other.
Oh look, the TERF to Nazi pipeline is still very much intact.
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Oh look, the TERF to Nazi pipeline is still very much intact.
Eat my dinner, fuck my spouse, etc etc.
When does the rush to hand all the fun bits over to AI, to leave us to drudge and consume, end.
I want to play the game not leave it playing itself! And this isn't some"git gud" bullshit rant, give us easy modes, not an escape from playing the game!
When does the rush to hand all the fun bits over to AI, to leave us to drudge and consume, end.
I want to play the game not leave it playing itself! And this isn't some"git gud" bullshit rant, give us easy modes, not an escape from playing the game!
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Eat my dinner, fuck my spouse, etc etc.
When does the rush to hand all the fun bits over to AI, to leave us to drudge and consume, end.
I want to play the game not leave it playing itself! And this isn't some"git gud" bullshit rant, give us easy modes, not an escape from playing the game!
When does the rush to hand all the fun bits over to AI, to leave us to drudge and consume, end.
I want to play the game not leave it playing itself! And this isn't some"git gud" bullshit rant, give us easy modes, not an escape from playing the game!
I was going to listen to even more Empire podcast on the drive home this evening, but I remembered, during a conversation at the weekend about artists genre hopping in exciting ways, that ultra-processed 90s boy-band Take That recorded a weird prog album a few years back so I put that on instead.
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I was going to listen to even more Empire podcast on the drive home this evening, but I remembered, during a conversation at the weekend about artists genre hopping in exciting ways, that ultra-processed 90s boy-band Take That recorded a weird prog album a few years back so I put that on instead.
Just realised I forgot to post the #mediocreclimberhavingfun video from the #christmasclimb at #harrowall !
Great way to generate appetite for Christmas dinner!
Great way to generate appetite for Christmas dinner!
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Just realised I forgot to post the #mediocreclimberhavingfun video from the #christmasclimb at #harrowall !
Great way to generate appetite for Christmas dinner!
Great way to generate appetite for Christmas dinner!
Society would be vastly better if saying "the government must aet aside a group or groups of people with particular characteristics that I am allowed to treat like shit" got you treated like shit, instead of like a hero worthy of being appointed to chair major policy reviews.
December 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Society would be vastly better if saying "the government must aet aside a group or groups of people with particular characteristics that I am allowed to treat like shit" got you treated like shit, instead of like a hero worthy of being appointed to chair major policy reviews.
@gailsimone.bsky.social Not in Canada, just in SPACE
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
@gailsimone.bsky.social Not in Canada, just in SPACE
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This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!
I love this. A lot.
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I love this. A lot.
Ever been in a pub and seen a bloke show off to a girl he fancies, who clearly despises him, by bullying his partner and his mates in a way he obviously thinks is clever banter?
That's Starmerism.
That's Starmerism.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ever been in a pub and seen a bloke show off to a girl he fancies, who clearly despises him, by bullying his partner and his mates in a way he obviously thinks is clever banter?
That's Starmerism.
That's Starmerism.
#mediocreclimberhavingfun #eustonwall The Perilous Overhang
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
#mediocreclimberhavingfun #eustonwall The Perilous Overhang
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This week two legal judgements, concerning employers based in Scotland, have shown that employers are not obliged to exclude trans people from facilities that align with their gender.
Full statement: transactual.org.uk/blog/2025/12...
#Trans #Nonbinary #EqualityAct #EHRC
Full statement: transactual.org.uk/blog/2025/12...
#Trans #Nonbinary #EqualityAct #EHRC
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This week two legal judgements, concerning employers based in Scotland, have shown that employers are not obliged to exclude trans people from facilities that align with their gender.
Full statement: transactual.org.uk/blog/2025/12...
#Trans #Nonbinary #EqualityAct #EHRC
Full statement: transactual.org.uk/blog/2025/12...
#Trans #Nonbinary #EqualityAct #EHRC
There's a man sat next to me on the train who seems to be working on something for @thegameawards.com and his testicles are so, so swollen that he has to sit with his legs at right angles and his entire right thigh is just taking up half my seat.
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There's a man sat next to me on the train who seems to be working on something for @thegameawards.com and his testicles are so, so swollen that he has to sit with his legs at right angles and his entire right thigh is just taking up half my seat.
Pro-tip:
If your work laptop has water damage, your IT team will find out. When you hand it to us dead and swear blind you didn't spill anything on it, the first thing that happens when we can't fix it is we send it to the manufacturer under the warranty and they tell us what was wrong!
If your work laptop has water damage, your IT team will find out. When you hand it to us dead and swear blind you didn't spill anything on it, the first thing that happens when we can't fix it is we send it to the manufacturer under the warranty and they tell us what was wrong!
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pro-tip:
If your work laptop has water damage, your IT team will find out. When you hand it to us dead and swear blind you didn't spill anything on it, the first thing that happens when we can't fix it is we send it to the manufacturer under the warranty and they tell us what was wrong!
If your work laptop has water damage, your IT team will find out. When you hand it to us dead and swear blind you didn't spill anything on it, the first thing that happens when we can't fix it is we send it to the manufacturer under the warranty and they tell us what was wrong!
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Capitalism was born with slavery fully baked in - integral, natural, necessary - and forever strives to replace that part of itself wherever it has been cut out.
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Capitalism was born with slavery fully baked in - integral, natural, necessary - and forever strives to replace that part of itself wherever it has been cut out.
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
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So fucking bored of the eternal grift of 'this country is shit now, and we're going to make it more shit, please read my column where I get paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to tell you how shit things are, and also it's the migrants/disabled/transes' fault' in the UK.
Empty, pathetic, weak.
Empty, pathetic, weak.
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
So fucking bored of the eternal grift of 'this country is shit now, and we're going to make it more shit, please read my column where I get paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to tell you how shit things are, and also it's the migrants/disabled/transes' fault' in the UK.
Empty, pathetic, weak.
Empty, pathetic, weak.
Why could a government that has form for prescribing peaceful protest orgs as "terrorists" and is planning to remove trial by jury possibly be interested in weakening rules on torture?
It's a mystery.
It's a mystery.
Rights groups warn against UK plans to weaken torture protections in ECHR
Exclusive: Ministers face pushback over potential changes to asylum seekers’ rights before Council of Europe meeting
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Why could a government that has form for prescribing peaceful protest orgs as "terrorists" and is planning to remove trial by jury possibly be interested in weakening rules on torture?
It's a mystery.
It's a mystery.
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Here's a tip about adult politics.
Support, loyalty, affiliation to a party is buying into childish football scarf nonsense.
Adults support and vote for a manifesto. For policies. For what is being promised or against what is being done.
Trust in top decision makers is a factor. But not a party.
Support, loyalty, affiliation to a party is buying into childish football scarf nonsense.
Adults support and vote for a manifesto. For policies. For what is being promised or against what is being done.
Trust in top decision makers is a factor. But not a party.
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Here's a tip about adult politics.
Support, loyalty, affiliation to a party is buying into childish football scarf nonsense.
Adults support and vote for a manifesto. For policies. For what is being promised or against what is being done.
Trust in top decision makers is a factor. But not a party.
Support, loyalty, affiliation to a party is buying into childish football scarf nonsense.
Adults support and vote for a manifesto. For policies. For what is being promised or against what is being done.
Trust in top decision makers is a factor. But not a party.
When train companies use "a shortage of train crew" as the excuse for cancelling your train, remember that they decide how many train crew to employ, and the pay and conditions under which those crew operate. What they actually mean is "because we prioritised shareholder profit over your train home.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When train companies use "a shortage of train crew" as the excuse for cancelling your train, remember that they decide how many train crew to employ, and the pay and conditions under which those crew operate. What they actually mean is "because we prioritised shareholder profit over your train home.
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RETIRED GHOST TRAIN ANIMATRONIC 😂
Retired ghost train animatronic Streeting said: “I’m so nervous. What if he picks up? What if he’s seen this ADHD thing and gone ‘Attaboy, Streeting! Why don’t you come to the White House and play a round of golf with me and my friends? They’re your friends now, too, Wes, and so am I’?”
Streeting nervously twirling telephone cord hoping RFK Jr will finally return his calls
Wes Streeting is currently waiting by the phone hoping fellow health secretary Robert Francis Kennedy Jr has finally noticed what a special little evil boy he is, according to political sources. Stree...
thedailytism.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
RETIRED GHOST TRAIN ANIMATRONIC 😂
Apparently Streeting's new review into ADHD, Autism, and Depression Diagnosis is being conducted under the Hilary Cass methodology: Appoint someone who already agrees with your desired outcome to write "once we eliminated all the studies that conflict with the desired outcome, what remained didn't".
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Apparently Streeting's new review into ADHD, Autism, and Depression Diagnosis is being conducted under the Hilary Cass methodology: Appoint someone who already agrees with your desired outcome to write "once we eliminated all the studies that conflict with the desired outcome, what remained didn't".