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Jason McMaster
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Writer and Consultant for those damned video games

I make the sorcery bark.

I'm the commander of time in my vessel of God

Read Unwinnable: https://www.unwinnable.com
Oh my fucking God
Can someone who has read Nuzzi's book let me know if this is actually a thing in it? Or is this one of those "JD Vance bangs couches" things? x.com/bryancurtis/...
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I actually got them 2 for one with my Rubber Rubber Rubber Padded Padd Dadadadadada
PadoPad Grape
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December 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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-Hey man, love your new shoes.
-Oh, thanks.
-What brand are they?
-These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.
January 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.

They are lawless bestial scum.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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If you don't think this is just practice in their minds for what they're gonna do here to us when Trump is done building his bunker. Why do you think they're going after elected officials saying "don't follow illegal orders" They got lots more coming
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Narcissistic narcolepsy
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Look at how quickly and successfully Nintendo goes after people who pirate their games, they could easily go after some loser who's getting their employees flooded with harassment and death threats, and yet. They like their industry attack dog who'll yell at reviewers for giving a game a 9/10.
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I just want some gyoza, dude
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What?
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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if only rogue one were as well written as it is directed! (andor is the well written version)
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is a weirdly miserable list
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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goodnight, sickos
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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BlasphemyBot:
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
No one takes a load like Elon Musk
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM