Count Fluffula
@mccanncreates.bsky.social
A girl dad, a designer, a dancer, & doodler. And like you I have issues. 😉
#artsky #adhd
#artsky #adhd
Me: Did you finish your homework?
15: Yes.
Me: Great. You won’t mind explaining it to me.
15: Wait—what?!
Me: 😎Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
15: Yes.
Me: Great. You won’t mind explaining it to me.
15: Wait—what?!
Me: 😎Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: Did you finish your homework?
15: Yes.
Me: Great. You won’t mind explaining it to me.
15: Wait—what?!
Me: 😎Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
15: Yes.
Me: Great. You won’t mind explaining it to me.
15: Wait—what?!
Me: 😎Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
Wax on! Fuck off!
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wax on! Fuck off!
The universe is so vast it's hard to quantify. The Milky Way has over 100 billion stars and a trillion+ galaxies in the visible universe.
But I can’t enjoy this fact because some of you still refuse to wash your hands after you pee.
But I can’t enjoy this fact because some of you still refuse to wash your hands after you pee.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The universe is so vast it's hard to quantify. The Milky Way has over 100 billion stars and a trillion+ galaxies in the visible universe.
But I can’t enjoy this fact because some of you still refuse to wash your hands after you pee.
But I can’t enjoy this fact because some of you still refuse to wash your hands after you pee.
Me: Honey! Remember the time I came to visit you in LA & a group of bank robbers took control of your office building & held everyone hostage. Do you remember I was forced to take matters into my own hands?
Wife: No. That’s the plot to Die Hard.
Wife: No. That’s the plot to Die Hard.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Me: Honey! Remember the time I came to visit you in LA & a group of bank robbers took control of your office building & held everyone hostage. Do you remember I was forced to take matters into my own hands?
Wife: No. That’s the plot to Die Hard.
Wife: No. That’s the plot to Die Hard.
I lost my mind. I feel slimmer.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I lost my mind. I feel slimmer.
I’m old enough to remember when Miley Cyrus skinned Big Bird and wore his carcass on live TV.
Simpler times.
Simpler times.
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Miley Cyrus skinned Big Bird and wore his carcass on live TV.
Simpler times.
Simpler times.
Cocaine so white it has its own Country song.
cocaine so white it can hail a taxi in NYC
Cocaine so white it got into the country without any problems
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Cocaine so white it has its own Country song.
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Therapist: have you ever stopped to think-
Me: no
Me: no
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Therapist: have you ever stopped to think-
Me: no
Me: no
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i think i’m eating your feelings too
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i think i’m eating your feelings too
I’ve been told I give, “Squirrel on cocaine” vibes.
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’ve been told I give, “Squirrel on cocaine” vibes.
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
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Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe she’s an attention whore.
Maybe she’s an attention whore.
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe she’s an attention whore.
Maybe she’s an attention whore.
Whenever I get fed up and want to quit a bad friendship or relationship, I remember the immortal words of Dolphins, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Whenever I get fed up and want to quit a bad friendship or relationship, I remember the immortal words of Dolphins, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
I’ve dug into my family history & discovered my great-grandfather’s name was Marciano Fu Giuseppe Di Leo. That's a badass name! Born in Frigentto, Avellino, Italy, he immigrated to Philly & later became a naturalized U.S. citizen. He crossed an ocean to start a new life.
Immigrants are America.
Immigrants are America.
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’ve dug into my family history & discovered my great-grandfather’s name was Marciano Fu Giuseppe Di Leo. That's a badass name! Born in Frigentto, Avellino, Italy, he immigrated to Philly & later became a naturalized U.S. citizen. He crossed an ocean to start a new life.
Immigrants are America.
Immigrants are America.
Murphy says hi.❤️
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Murphy says hi.❤️
12: “Dad, you need a hobby.”
15: “Yeah bruh.”
Me: “Let me over explain to you why I have no time for one.”
(Pause for effect)
Me: “You two.”
15: “Yeah bruh.”
Me: “Let me over explain to you why I have no time for one.”
(Pause for effect)
Me: “You two.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
12: “Dad, you need a hobby.”
15: “Yeah bruh.”
Me: “Let me over explain to you why I have no time for one.”
(Pause for effect)
Me: “You two.”
15: “Yeah bruh.”
Me: “Let me over explain to you why I have no time for one.”
(Pause for effect)
Me: “You two.”
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how to draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
how to draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
Time to start baking!
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Time to start baking!
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m grateful for my people, good food & a break from work. I don’t pretend the story we grew up hearing about today or this country is the truth. America has a messy history, no doubt. We can still show up, own it & keep trying to make things better than they’ve been.
For all.
For all.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m grateful for my people, good food & a break from work. I don’t pretend the story we grew up hearing about today or this country is the truth. America has a messy history, no doubt. We can still show up, own it & keep trying to make things better than they’ve been.
For all.
For all.
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Insomnia is creeping in. Time to go pretend I’m sleeping.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Insomnia is creeping in. Time to go pretend I’m sleeping.
I find if you hold your hands over your ears and scream, “La-la-la-la, I’m not listening!”
Everything is fine.
Everything is fine.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I find if you hold your hands over your ears and scream, “La-la-la-la, I’m not listening!”
Everything is fine.
Everything is fine.