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maybury.bsky.social
sam
@maybury.bsky.social
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popsicle junkie extraordinaire

DNI: the city of Potsdam, Tornado Chasers
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maybury.bsky.social
inventing a new kind of ad blocker that works by going back in time and killing everyone who worked on any particular ad you don't want to see
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
maybury.bsky.social
new jane remover new jane remover new jane remover
Jane Remover - ♡
Listen to ♡ on TIDAL
tidal.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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parkermolloy.com
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
People SUBSCRIBE Halle Berry Draws Gasps for Saying Gavin Newsom Is 'Devaluing' Women and 'Shouldn't Be Our Next President' Moments Before He Comes on Stage The actress made the comments at 'The New York Times' DealBook Summit on Wednesday, Dec. 3 By Becca Longmire Published on December 4, 2025 10:17AM EST
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
maybury.bsky.social
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data showing that 100% of the images I've shared have alt text
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
maybury.bsky.social
it's that time of year again
My Tidal 2025 Top Artists: Jane Remover serpuline venturing (Jane Remover) Tigers Jaw Oneohtrix Point Never Clara La San Clarence Clarity DJ Shadow Beach House Joanna Newsom
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
maybury.bsky.social
i have a new plushie that lives on my bed and I know I should have grown up beyond this but I still feel guilty when I look at the plushies not on the bed. like I'm some terrible parent who is picking a clear favorite child
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
maybury.bsky.social
oh my god what a race, thank u grass wonder!!
grass wonder finishes first in the Virgo Cup graded group A finals, beating out Gold Ship by a head. Virgo Cup Graded League Group A 1st place (presumably tied with around 3.5k other people)
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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realqrampage.fightins.online
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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mossworm.bsky.social
hmm
snake or worm like creature with tiny pink wings, colored shades of pink and purple in a quilt-like pattern
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
maybury.bsky.social
oh no I'm gonna die in group a finals
Graded league qualified for the group a final round for Virgo cup in umamusume
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
As mayor of New York Mamdani controls access to the one thing Trump values above all else: tickets to CATS.
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
maybury.bsky.social
my umas are doping they're on steroids and hgh
my three umas— grass wonder, taiki shuttle, and narita taishin— coming in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd respectively in round 1 race 5 of the virgo cup, graded league.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
maybury.bsky.social
they really shouldn't let me be the admin of my own computer at work. I am turning my laptop into a nightmare machine. i am modifying the registry in ways that confuse even god.
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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tarashoe.bsky.social
god I’m so bad at this lol. only 2 days left to pledge! only 2 days until I stop annoying you for awhile. we’re at 93% of my goal! could you be the one… to push it over the edge…
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
maybury.bsky.social
Italy does NOT look like a boot. Boots look like Italy. The Italian peninsula predates modern boots by idk at least a year or two
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
maybury.bsky.social
is it a crime to hope for a massive power outage in Minneapolis so that I can see the aurora better?
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
The Death of Cathy
A machine monitors an elderly Cathy's heartbeat. She thinks "I'm dying. I can feel it all slip away. And I know what comes next. Chemicals will flood my brain and wreak havoc with my memories. I will live my final moments in fantasy. But it's not a fantasy. Because everything that we are can be reduced to just that... chemicals and memories. SO this is all really happening... This IS reality. My family. My friends. My love. They're all here. They are safe. THey are loved. And they love me. And that is the comedy of it all. We are all granted acces to the kingdom of heaven. All hopes fulfilled. All sins forgiven. Because that is the tender mercy of whatever force created us. We are built to know the eternal and for that eternity to feel like no time at all. Cathy fades into space. The blackness of the cosmos reflected in her dying eyes. She cries. She closes her eyes, says "ack' and gently passes into oblivion.
October 4, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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btaylorforcongress.bsky.social
It’s not that we didn’t want the shutdown to end, it’s the fact that millions of people suffered throughout this shutdown and it was for nothing. That’s the most upsetting part.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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nytimes.com
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
At Woke Nuremberg instead of last words they’re gonna make these guys do a land acknowledgement
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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archai.bsky.social
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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ghoulpus.bsky.social
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
maybury.bsky.social
WARNING: this crosswalk is NOT safe for pedestrians. A ravenous Jacob Frey, hopped up on Subway Lite-Mayo, has been known to hunt down innocent pedestrians even while the walk sign is illuminated.
satelite image of the Washington Street & Fifth Avenue intersection in downtown Minneapolis. One of the crosswalks is circled. this crosswalk is where Jacob Frey tried to run me over because he was in a rush to eat his subway sandwich.
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM