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sam
@maybury.bsky.social
he/him

popsicle junkie extraordinaire

DNI: the city of Potsdam, Tornado Chasers
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December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it's that time of year again
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
oh my god what a race, thank u grass wonder!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
oh no I'm gonna die in group a finals
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
my umas are doping they're on steroids and hgh
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
WARNING: this crosswalk is NOT safe for pedestrians. A ravenous Jacob Frey, hopped up on Subway Lite-Mayo, has been known to hunt down innocent pedestrians even while the walk sign is illuminated.
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Minneapolis deserves a mayor that respects these things
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
no power (but big brain) and she still won
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
fuck yeah!!!! my smaru doesn't have S medium or a second gold recovery so I didn't think I'd be able to qualify for group A, but now I at least have another day or so to try and build a better smaru. shout-out to my debuffers for going incredibly hard and making sure my smaru can trigger angling
November 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
October 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
might build a 3rd debuffer instead of continuing to fail at making a viable ace for leo cup
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
surely it's the side of the thumb & index finger
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
perhaps this?
October 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
this occlupanid, Dinonexus gigantus, was found in the cup cabinet at my workplace. It was used to hold a stack of cups inside of their plastic sleeve, but may have originated elsewhere. Nonetheless this discovery may provide insight into the natural habitat of this species, which remains mysterious.
October 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM