Maybe It's Keith
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Post something random or you'll have a bad December
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Post something random or you'll have a bad December
Happy Thanksgiving to my Chicago peeps!
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to my Chicago peeps!
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my dad once caught me smoking a slice of turkey and forced me to smoke a whole pack; now I run a successful deli, thanks dad
May 23, 2023 at 12:05 AM
my dad once caught me smoking a slice of turkey and forced me to smoke a whole pack; now I run a successful deli, thanks dad
Go... Cowboys?
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Go... Cowboys?
Being thankful at Ruth's Chris. Hit the easy button this year due to a lot extenuating family circumstances. #happythanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Being thankful at Ruth's Chris. Hit the easy button this year due to a lot extenuating family circumstances. #happythanksgiving
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits
The three spirits
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
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The holiday season doesn’t start until it’s posted in the chat
![Classic post by brent from 2019
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4peqcg32drvspexnbl3ssao4/bafkreifdfi5mlsteo3cqx4wrpynft2jmp4wksvnnjhydtgnyry2er2vcxe@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The holiday season doesn’t start until it’s posted in the chat
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Sent my wife some Christmas ideas since Black Friday/Cyber Monday are coming. Let's see how this goes 😉
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sent my wife some Christmas ideas since Black Friday/Cyber Monday are coming. Let's see how this goes 😉
3 years ago WE hosted my wife's ext family and decided to do STEAKSgiving. 3 nice filet logs cooked to medium.
Wife's distant, loud, drunk "uncle" is chewing and talking until he stops. He was choking, so cousin does the heimlich a bit too hard and unc launches a hunk of steak into the next room
Wife's distant, loud, drunk "uncle" is chewing and talking until he stops. He was choking, so cousin does the heimlich a bit too hard and unc launches a hunk of steak into the next room
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
3 years ago WE hosted my wife's ext family and decided to do STEAKSgiving. 3 nice filet logs cooked to medium.
Wife's distant, loud, drunk "uncle" is chewing and talking until he stops. He was choking, so cousin does the heimlich a bit too hard and unc launches a hunk of steak into the next room
Wife's distant, loud, drunk "uncle" is chewing and talking until he stops. He was choking, so cousin does the heimlich a bit too hard and unc launches a hunk of steak into the next room
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I recommend the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Thanksgiving Disaster episode.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Thanksgiving Disasters
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 11/22/2019 · 1h 30m
podcasts.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I recommend the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Thanksgiving Disaster episode.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Watching Roadkill's small block blaze hour on the Motortrend channel
#weirdcarBS
#weirdcarBS
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Watching Roadkill's small block blaze hour on the Motortrend channel
#weirdcarBS
#weirdcarBS
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Happy "Circle Back After the Holidays" Season To Everyone!
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Happy "Circle Back After the Holidays" Season To Everyone!
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A lot of people condemned Dr. Osborne, but I say it's easy to criticize until you've walked a mile in another man's shoes made out of another man.
December 3, 2024 at 6:55 PM
A lot of people condemned Dr. Osborne, but I say it's easy to criticize until you've walked a mile in another man's shoes made out of another man.
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this is my Super Bowl
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
this is my Super Bowl
Birthday wine flight charcuterie night
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Birthday wine flight charcuterie night
Today's my birfday. Guys being Dudes in the chat.
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Today's my birfday. Guys being Dudes in the chat.
New gin alert!
On the tonic scale I give it a 4.5/5
On the tonic scale I give it a 4.5/5
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
New gin alert!
On the tonic scale I give it a 4.5/5
On the tonic scale I give it a 4.5/5
Same to you, bud.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Same to you, bud.
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One of the most brutal things I've ever watched
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One of the most brutal things I've ever watched
Never gonna forget or forgive
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Never gonna forget or forgive
The art of the "deal" on FB Marketplace tonight
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The art of the "deal" on FB Marketplace tonight