Matt
@mattyost.bsky.social
Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings.
📸/🎥: mattyost_
📸/🎥: mattyost_
mom’s coming at 2:00 p.m. tomorrow to “help” 🫨
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
mom’s coming at 2:00 p.m. tomorrow to “help” 🫨
finished my thanksgiving cooking schedule spreadsheet
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
finished my thanksgiving cooking schedule spreadsheet
my mom likes to tell a story about how when we saw this in theaters i yelled “look at all the popcorn!” when he runs through the sheep
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my mom likes to tell a story about how when we saw this in theaters i yelled “look at all the popcorn!” when he runs through the sheep
it’s gonna snow today ⛄️
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
it’s gonna snow today ⛄️
should i make my family do gay guy music video night on thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
should i make my family do gay guy music video night on thanksgiving
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I need 400% more Barbara Cook posts on this app
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I need 400% more Barbara Cook posts on this app
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haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
help i wore the wrong shorts for leg day
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
help i wore the wrong shorts for leg day
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short week we can do this gals
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
short week we can do this gals
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gm three-day workweek let’s go
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
gm three-day workweek let’s go
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every fucking year man
who up watching the “until you cross” montage
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
who up watching the “until you cross” montage
madeline kahn saying “i’m not well” in “not getting married today”
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
madeline kahn saying “i’m not well” in “not getting married today”
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life is what happens to you in between waiting for underwear deliveries
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
life is what happens to you in between waiting for underwear deliveries
life is just trying to find a well-fitting pair of underwear till you die
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
life is just trying to find a well-fitting pair of underwear till you die
who’s got the clip of rosie singing “for good” on and just like that i need it
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
who’s got the clip of rosie singing “for good” on and just like that i need it
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It’s todayyyyy 💚🩷
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s todayyyyy 💚🩷
gm made a pot of coffee and forgot the coffee
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
gm made a pot of coffee and forgot the coffee
i was boxing oliver’s ass out so bruno could eat a single kernel of food and this was the sound that greeted me
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i was boxing oliver’s ass out so bruno could eat a single kernel of food and this was the sound that greeted me
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i love the idea of practicing an area of law populated by people experiencing emotional and financial crises and choosing to be a fucking asshole
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i love the idea of practicing an area of law populated by people experiencing emotional and financial crises and choosing to be a fucking asshole
psst follow me on instagram
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
psst follow me on instagram