Matt
@mattyost.bsky.social
Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings.
📸/🎥: mattyost_
📸/🎥: mattyost_
currently 50 minutes ahead of schedule because now both! of my (extremely divorced!!) parents are coming early to “help”
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
currently 50 minutes ahead of schedule because now both! of my (extremely divorced!!) parents are coming early to “help”
getting your worm i hope
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
getting your worm i hope
i don’t know but my delicate thanksgiving preparations are hanging in the balance!!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i don’t know but my delicate thanksgiving preparations are hanging in the balance!!!
(1) of course and (2) yes you should pull it off!
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
(1) of course and (2) yes you should pull it off!
what are basic implements of chemistry
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
what are basic implements of chemistry
beaker neck < dick neck
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
beaker neck < dick neck
whining about ideology driving a change in both structure and procedure is rich given how ziegler’s appointment as chief justice was engineered
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
whining about ideology driving a change in both structure and procedure is rich given how ziegler’s appointment as chief justice was engineered
don’t make promises you can’t keep 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
don’t make promises you can’t keep 🥲
my mom’s other classic “matt at is too young to take to the movies but here we are anyway” story is that i sobbed inconsolably when mrs. doubtfire lit her breasts on fire
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
my mom’s other classic “matt at is too young to take to the movies but here we are anyway” story is that i sobbed inconsolably when mrs. doubtfire lit her breasts on fire
yes i’m old enough to have seen aladdin in theaters 👴🏻
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
yes i’m old enough to have seen aladdin in theaters 👴🏻
i’m gonna a get a comical buzzer for when their efforts aren’t up to snuff
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i’m gonna a get a comical buzzer for when their efforts aren’t up to snuff