Matt
@mattyost.bsky.social
Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings.
📸/🎥: mattyost_
📸/🎥: mattyost_
what are basic implements of chemistry
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
what are basic implements of chemistry
finished my thanksgiving cooking schedule spreadsheet
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
finished my thanksgiving cooking schedule spreadsheet
gm made a pot of coffee and forgot the coffee
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
gm made a pot of coffee and forgot the coffee
i was boxing oliver’s ass out so bruno could eat a single kernel of food and this was the sound that greeted me
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i was boxing oliver’s ass out so bruno could eat a single kernel of food and this was the sound that greeted me
psst follow me on instagram
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
psst follow me on instagram
also gm we’re up thinking our thoughts today
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
also gm we’re up thinking our thoughts today
i’m one of the drunk ones
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i’m one of the drunk ones
it’s officially dry hands season so lemme once again hype this queen
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it’s officially dry hands season so lemme once again hype this queen
drink no. 5 - vodka rickey (pls don’t judge me i’m the child of an alcoholic)
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
drink no. 5 - vodka rickey (pls don’t judge me i’m the child of an alcoholic)
drink no. 4 - blue hawaii
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
drink no. 4 - blue hawaii
cocktail no. 3 - vodka gimlet
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
cocktail no. 3 - vodka gimlet
cocktail no. 2 - cosmopolitan
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
cocktail no. 2 - cosmopolitan
cocktail no. 1 - lemon drop martini
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
cocktail no. 1 - lemon drop martini
a lion here’s a better pic (and a good sense of the murder in his eyes)
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
a lion here’s a better pic (and a good sense of the murder in his eyes)
i had to lock the cats up because i’m manning the door solo this year but let’s not forget the way they maximized their joint slay last year
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i had to lock the cats up because i’m manning the door solo this year but let’s not forget the way they maximized their joint slay last year
improved by ten seconds
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
improved by ten seconds
received a calendar invite for the meeting where we find out our 2026 health insurance premiums
October 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
received a calendar invite for the meeting where we find out our 2026 health insurance premiums
gm another cool sky. along with silence, cool skies are basically the best reason to get up early.
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
gm another cool sky. along with silence, cool skies are basically the best reason to get up early.