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Florida Man. Public Enemy once liked one of my posts.
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"We tried to tell y'all."
– Ancient African-American proverb
– Ancient African-American proverb
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
"We tried to tell y'all."
– Ancient African-American proverb
– Ancient African-American proverb
My wife pronounces “across” with a “t”. We’ve been married 20+ years and I still cringe.
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
My wife pronounces “across” with a “t”. We’ve been married 20+ years and I still cringe.
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The next Murderbot book, Platform Decay, is also available in the Barnes & Noble preorder sale: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/platform-d... #booksky
Platform Decay (Murderbot Diaries #8)|Hardcover
Everyone's favorite lethal SecUnit is back in the next installment of Martha Wells' bestselling and award-winning Murderbot Diaries series.Having someone else support your bad decision feels kind of g...
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December 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The next Murderbot book, Platform Decay, is also available in the Barnes & Noble preorder sale: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/platform-d... #booksky
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Marco Rubio Not Happy About Sitting On JD Vance's Furniture
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Marco Rubio Not Happy About Sitting On JD Vance's Furniture
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
Sure is nice to have Mike Evans back.
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sure is nice to have Mike Evans back.
Just a handsome boy
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just a handsome boy
Sending this to my partner.
“Hey, look ... you knew when you married me that I was a nonworking breed.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Sending this to my partner.
Gotta admit, I get a tad judgy when someone uses the lift to go one floor.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Gotta admit, I get a tad judgy when someone uses the lift to go one floor.
My kid has been home from college for about an hour and I swear he’s already emptied the fridge.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My kid has been home from college for about an hour and I swear he’s already emptied the fridge.
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Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Did they teach him this talent at Bowdoin?
My kid comes home from college today and I am ridiculously excited about it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My kid comes home from college today and I am ridiculously excited about it.
Turkey chili kinda night
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Turkey chili kinda night
Yeah, our government is wacko, but Florida life is pretty great.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yeah, our government is wacko, but Florida life is pretty great.
I like to think Bond turned into Jackson Lamb.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I like to think Bond turned into Jackson Lamb.
I still have the t-shirt.
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I still have the t-shirt.
I still have the t-shirt.
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I still have the t-shirt.
They’re tear gassing kids.
Heartbreaking: Under Trump's ICE terror, a 2-year-old Chicago girl was tear-gassed while walking with her mom-burning eyes, screams of
'Ouch! Mommy!' This isn't enforcement; it's state-sponsored child abuse.
'Ouch! Mommy!' This isn't enforcement; it's state-sponsored child abuse.
Chicago residents say kids tear-gassed due to nearby immigration enforcement
A Chicago mother tells NBC News she and her 2-year-old were hit with a chemical agent. Many residents say the city wasn’t a “war zone”— until immigration agents swept through.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
They’re tear gassing kids.
I may be too old to adopt “suck a fuck” into my lexicon but I really want to.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I may be too old to adopt “suck a fuck” into my lexicon but I really want to.
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There’s probably 40 people who call me “uncle” and I have one brother who has one kid.
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There’s probably 40 people who call me “uncle” and I have one brother who has one kid.