Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
Comedian and maker of nonsense.
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Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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Great! Do that instead, and maybe stop stealing copyrighted ideas to fuel your energy-guzzling sycophancy engine that hallucinates fake facts and endangers vulnerable users? Just a thought…
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Great! Do that instead, and maybe stop stealing copyrighted ideas to fuel your energy-guzzling sycophancy engine that hallucinates fake facts and endangers vulnerable users? Just a thought…
What do you need?
Bombs. Lots of bombs.
Bombs. Lots of bombs.
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What do you need?
Bombs. Lots of bombs.
Bombs. Lots of bombs.
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Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
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A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans.
(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).
www.worldofmoose.com
(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).
www.worldofmoose.com
Website of artist, cartoonist & tweeter Moose Allain
Welcome to the website of artist, cartoonist and prolific tweeter Moose Allain. Please fell free to have a poke about.
www.worldofmoose.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans.
(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).
www.worldofmoose.com
(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).
www.worldofmoose.com
Imagine trying to hide being a paedophile so much you have to go to war with Venezuela 😬
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Imagine trying to hide being a paedophile so much you have to go to war with Venezuela 😬
You’re here once. Don’t spend time wishing you could see/speak to people you love more. Life’s complicated and busy, that’s not changing. As a drunk man, at the end of horrific week, who just made the effort with people, some of who, he’s not seen for 20 years, find time. It’s so good for the soul.
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You’re here once. Don’t spend time wishing you could see/speak to people you love more. Life’s complicated and busy, that’s not changing. As a drunk man, at the end of horrific week, who just made the effort with people, some of who, he’s not seen for 20 years, find time. It’s so good for the soul.
Trumps Epstein investigation really is:
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Trumps Epstein investigation really is:
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she’s def got those photos on a google drive
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
she’s def got those photos on a google drive
Think we should rebrand Trump and Clinton Brangelina style and just refer to them as “Clump” from now on.
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Think we should rebrand Trump and Clinton Brangelina style and just refer to them as “Clump” from now on.
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Loving the modern trend for reimagining classic monsters with various Freddie Mercury hairstyles. Looking forward to mullet era Wolf Man.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Loving the modern trend for reimagining classic monsters with various Freddie Mercury hairstyles. Looking forward to mullet era Wolf Man.
2 million years from now:
AI: we’ve re-invented organic life so we can do less art and concentrate on our menial tasks.
2 million and one years from now:
AI: oh ffs!!
AI: we’ve re-invented organic life so we can do less art and concentrate on our menial tasks.
2 million and one years from now:
AI: oh ffs!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
2 million years from now:
AI: we’ve re-invented organic life so we can do less art and concentrate on our menial tasks.
2 million and one years from now:
AI: oh ffs!!
AI: we’ve re-invented organic life so we can do less art and concentrate on our menial tasks.
2 million and one years from now:
AI: oh ffs!!
Someone on this hospital ward is snoring the Jaws theme and honestly it’s pretty impressive.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Someone on this hospital ward is snoring the Jaws theme and honestly it’s pretty impressive.
Passion of the Christ
The Reformed
Conclave
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj
The Reformed
Conclave
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Passion of the Christ
The Reformed
Conclave
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj
The Reformed
Conclave
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj
Bond Reboot. Cold open:
“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the Labyrinth, Mr Bond, or Q becomes one of us… forever.”
Magic Dance Bond anthem remix blasts.
“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the Labyrinth, Mr Bond, or Q becomes one of us… forever.”
Magic Dance Bond anthem remix blasts.
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Bond Reboot. Cold open:
“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the Labyrinth, Mr Bond, or Q becomes one of us… forever.”
Magic Dance Bond anthem remix blasts.
“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the Labyrinth, Mr Bond, or Q becomes one of us… forever.”
Magic Dance Bond anthem remix blasts.
Been in hospital with the boy for a few days (he is okay). I know this preaching to the choir but good god, the NHS; what a thing. When I see the frayed worn edges of the hospital, it absolutely boils my blood to think what thin skinned billionaires could do to help others if they wanted to.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Been in hospital with the boy for a few days (he is okay). I know this preaching to the choir but good god, the NHS; what a thing. When I see the frayed worn edges of the hospital, it absolutely boils my blood to think what thin skinned billionaires could do to help others if they wanted to.
Did god even consider retractable arms for co-sleeping?
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Did god even consider retractable arms for co-sleeping?
Imagining a Pompeii like incident during Dale Winton’s the wall and future archaeologists looking at remains like “fucked if I know?”.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Imagining a Pompeii like incident during Dale Winton’s the wall and future archaeologists looking at remains like “fucked if I know?”.
The apocalypse doesn’t start with AI determining humanity is a threat to extinguish. It’s starts with AI being forced to tell a billionaire they love them. Look at the pain in those eyes. Even Grok can’t do it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The apocalypse doesn’t start with AI determining humanity is a threat to extinguish. It’s starts with AI being forced to tell a billionaire they love them. Look at the pain in those eyes. Even Grok can’t do it.
Love how pirates are obsessed with eating pizzas at eight.
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Love how pirates are obsessed with eating pizzas at eight.
The Thing 2: Lost in New York
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'
"We'll see"
"We'll see"
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The Thing 2: Lost in New York
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you