Matthew Champ
@matthewchamp.bsky.social
Passionate about soap, yoga and laughter.
My only take away from this season of The Traitors is that Colton Underwood and Michael Rappaport are still both giant pieces of garbage and Ron Funches is still the most delightful human being in existence. Still won’t watch this garbage season, just glad that my biases have been reinforced.
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
My only take away from this season of The Traitors is that Colton Underwood and Michael Rappaport are still both giant pieces of garbage and Ron Funches is still the most delightful human being in existence. Still won’t watch this garbage season, just glad that my biases have been reinforced.
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
I mean / you should be speaking directly to ICE. This is your citizens city. Let them do what they need to do to to eradicate the evil that is ICE. Don’t be complicit.
O'Hara: "We ask everyone to remain calm and to please not destroy our own city"
January 24, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I mean / you should be speaking directly to ICE. This is your citizens city. Let them do what they need to do to to eradicate the evil that is ICE. Don’t be complicit.
DHS has proven untrustworthy. USians - don’t listen to their propaganda. Be angry and stay angry.
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
DHS has proven untrustworthy. USians - don’t listen to their propaganda. Be angry and stay angry.
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👏 👏 water balloons ftw!
The fake alpha males hindered by a summer joy favourite of children.
The fake alpha males hindered by a summer joy favourite of children.
January 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
👏 👏 water balloons ftw!
The fake alpha males hindered by a summer joy favourite of children.
The fake alpha males hindered by a summer joy favourite of children.
Breaking: Bonnie Crombie advises she’s stepping down as Ontario Liberal Leader effective immediately, after never stepping up in the first place.
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Breaking: Bonnie Crombie advises she’s stepping down as Ontario Liberal Leader effective immediately, after never stepping up in the first place.
When governments refuse to govern become ungovernable.
Trump wants a show. Don’t give it to him.
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
When governments refuse to govern become ungovernable.
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CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
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Kinda incredible it was only four days ago that the US launched an unprovoked attack on another country, kidnapped its head of state and announced it was now “running” it and there have already been 2 or 3 other crises since then that have bumped it from the top of the news cycle
January 8, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Kinda incredible it was only four days ago that the US launched an unprovoked attack on another country, kidnapped its head of state and announced it was now “running” it and there have already been 2 or 3 other crises since then that have bumped it from the top of the news cycle
May this demon never know another moment of peace in his life.
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
May this demon never know another moment of peace in his life.
I mean when you’re a crappy human being with crappy takes - you’re gonna get some hate. Go back to X and live in your echo-chamber! #EatTheRich
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I mean when you’re a crappy human being with crappy takes - you’re gonna get some hate. Go back to X and live in your echo-chamber! #EatTheRich
They say shit like this and then clutch pearls when the Mangione’s of the world oblige.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They say shit like this and then clutch pearls when the Mangione’s of the world oblige.
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I would honestly rather the FBI be an Uber for Patel’s girlfriend’s drunk friends than be used to wiretap black people. I choose to look on the bright side of this!
lol
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I would honestly rather the FBI be an Uber for Patel’s girlfriend’s drunk friends than be used to wiretap black people. I choose to look on the bright side of this!
It’s hard to equate evil with stupid… but I do agree… I guess… might as well laugh, the alternative is to cry.
some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s hard to equate evil with stupid… but I do agree… I guess… might as well laugh, the alternative is to cry.
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
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I love love love love @myqkaplan.bsky.social and his specials so much. New one just came out. I advise you watch immediately.
Myq Kaplan - Rini [2025] | FULL SPECIAL
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I love love love love @myqkaplan.bsky.social and his specials so much. New one just came out. I advise you watch immediately.
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"Get the name of my Lord and savior Jesus Christ out of your mouth" — Rev. David Black, in comments directed at House Speaker Mike Johnson
NEW: For Rev. David Black, the pastor seen shot in the head w/pepper balls by DHS agents in a viral clip, protesting ICE is part of an old Christian tradition.
“I’m seeing almost a revival of Christianity through what’s happening at Broadview in Chicago,” he says. religionnews.com/2025/11/19/f...
“I’m seeing almost a revival of Christianity through what’s happening at Broadview in Chicago,” he says. religionnews.com/2025/11/19/f...
For the Rev. David Black, protesting ICE is part of an old Christian tradition
(RNS) — ‘I’m seeing almost a revival of Christianity through what’s happening at Broadview in Chicago,’ the Rev. David Black said.
religionnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Get the name of my Lord and savior Jesus Christ out of your mouth" — Rev. David Black, in comments directed at House Speaker Mike Johnson
This shit’s important! 👇🏼
Hi Bluesky 👋
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This shit’s important! 👇🏼
A machine who sleeps 18 hours a day!
Duffy: "Can I make one other point about POTUS before we're out of time? I have never seen someone work so hard. All day long he's moving, he's meeting, he's thinking. Dinners he's usually meeting with people. And then at night he's still on the phone calling people! He doesn't stop. He's a machine"
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A machine who sleeps 18 hours a day!
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It would be nice to see a chart with a line showing the increase in crime next to a line showing the increase in the Ottawa Police budget over the last 10 years
Ottawa police reporting 63 per cent increase in crime in last 10 years
The Ottawa Police Service is reporting an overall increase in the volume of crime in Ottawa between 2015 and 2024 as it works toward its 2026 draft budget.
www.ctvnews.ca
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It would be nice to see a chart with a line showing the increase in crime next to a line showing the increase in the Ottawa Police budget over the last 10 years
I’ve never been so happy to no longer work for Paramount than I am right now!
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’ve never been so happy to no longer work for Paramount than I am right now!
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
Buyers Remorse for sure. What a clown.
"You are a transformative president" -- I regret to inform you that Mark Carney is kissing Trump's ass
October 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Buyers Remorse for sure. What a clown.
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
How many corrupt cops has the punisher killed in his long tenure? Maybe not the role model y’all should be looking toward (if you’re in law enforcement, that is.)
comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
reddit occupied government
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
How many corrupt cops has the punisher killed in his long tenure? Maybe not the role model y’all should be looking toward (if you’re in law enforcement, that is.)