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It was probably sarcasm. Opinions are from my cats.
It’s all of 9° outside, so of course there’s a white guy at the grocery in just shorts and a T-shirt.
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Fishers sure does a shit job of plowing the right lane.
January 30, 2026 at 7:14 PM
When I’m elected president, online shops will have to disclose where they are shipping from. Like if it’s going to come from China and take forever to get here and then I have to pay for a tariff, I’m just going to refuse delivery.
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
My kingdom for people to understand how to create/edit a GD recurring meeting in Outlook.
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It would be awesome if Apple’s report spam actually did something.
January 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
"You have logged into our website with your username and password and confirmed the code we sent via SMS, but could you still verify you are human by selecting all the boxes with a motorcycle, and be wrong no matter what you select?"
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Same, bud.
January 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Easily a foot
January 25, 2026 at 11:09 PM
If you woke up to a cat who had diarrhea during the night and overshot the litter box and on to the enclosure when it’s too cold to go outside to spray it off so you had to get it all off with paper towels and a spray bottle clap your hands 👏 👏
January 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Maybe the rest of the country should participate as well. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Economic blackout in Minnesota to protest against ICE: ‘No work, no school, no shopping’
Organizers demand ICE leave state and agency be investigated for constitutional violations
www.theguardian.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It's always fun when a business is like 'follow these steps to get your tax document' and it seems like they had never seen the logged in portion of their site.
January 23, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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Life in prison with no possibility of parole for everyone involved, from the top to the bottom.
January 22, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Elon the pedo.
In our conservative estimate, 41 percent of Grok’s images — or 1.8 million — were sexualized depictions of women. Separately, CCDH analyzed how many were sexualized images across genders and ages. Their findings: an estimated 3 million images, including more than 23,000 of children.
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Coworker in slack: "My sister went to adopt a cat and ended up getting an Australian Shepherd puppy instead. Any tips as it is her first dog? It's so cute!"

I hope your sister likes destroyed furniture.
January 22, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Why I'm barely paying attention to most US 'news' sources. None would have the balls to post this. www.independent.co.uk/independentp...
It looks like Trump has chickened out again. And I think I know why…
It looks like the president has once again been spooked by the markets, says Sean O’Grady
www.independent.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Just watching the guy who always has an urgent issue after 5pm have a meltdown because the team he needs is done for the day.
a man in a suit and turtleneck is sitting at a table with an egg .
ALT: a man in a suit and turtleneck is sitting at a table with an egg .
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January 21, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Got a “check” in the mail to buy my house for $40k over market. Tempting, but they made it look like a tax form, so surely not shady at all.
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Anybody have Freedumb Mortgage and successfully setup a twice-monthly payment? According to their setup, I should not be getting an error. Support sent me info on how to create an account, which I obvs already have.
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Nah, there's other places I can shop.
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
You’ve got to hand it to blind prostitutes.
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Did Apple Maps adopt the Wyze algorithm? It’s been having me take the most bizarre routes lately.
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Remember when trucks weren’t stupid huge? Old Ranger on the right, a RAV4 “compact” suv, and a stupid huge on the left.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Just removed the Windows partition from my now Linux Mint only laptop. Me during that first reboot...
Huh GIF
Alt: Huh GIF
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January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Umm, is anybody available to go to Microcenter right now? I’ll pay you for your effort.
January 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM