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Chris
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It was probably sarcasm. Opinions are from my cats.
Bye, Felicia.
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It would be awesome if Apple’s report spam actually did something.
January 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Same, bud.
January 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Easily a foot
January 25, 2026 at 11:09 PM
If you woke up to a cat who had diarrhea during the night and overshot the litter box and on to the enclosure when it’s too cold to go outside to spray it off so you had to get it all off with paper towels and a spray bottle clap your hands 👏 👏
January 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Anybody have Freedumb Mortgage and successfully setup a twice-monthly payment? According to their setup, I should not be getting an error. Support sent me info on how to create an account, which I obvs already have.
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Nah, there's other places I can shop.
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Remember when trucks weren’t stupid huge? Old Ranger on the right, a RAV4 “compact” suv, and a stupid huge on the left.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Jesus Christ....thanks AI!
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
This is the only way I will use LinkedIn premium. Canceled the renewal immediately.
January 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
You sure you guys didn't make a typo somewhere?
January 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Omg stoppppp
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I guess I'll just go order from your competitor.
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Then don't send endless survey requests for a place I haven't been to.
January 2, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Uhh, that’s not the same band, Apple Music.
December 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Me: I want to return this as it is missing parts.

Amazon: How about we just give you back a tiny amount of the purchase price?

Me: ...
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just standard winter weather in Indiana.
December 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Updated the bios on my work computer a bit ago and been sitting here for 30 minutes. I guess I get another day off.
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh cool this can handle Charlie and Martin.
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Imagine a world where Apple has any sort of guidelines for in app purchases.
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Thanks for letting me have a sniff, but there’s not a gas line coming into my house.
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is the first time I’ve ever seen a frozen pizza with grill instructions.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When your 11:30 Friday meeting that usually gets canceled is running over because chatty Cathy wanted to talk about the snow.
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM