Andrew Cook
@mastermastermnd.bsky.social
Writer/filmmaker. Salmon Shirts Forever Productions and Edca on youtube. Too many novels in the works. Bengals, Reds, Hoosiers, Bearcats. Transphobes eat shit.
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A ★★★ review of Sledgehammer (1983)
Spookymonth 2025 continues with a sojourn into SOV territory. Brittney is joining me on this leg of the journey with Sledgehammer, an utterly bizarre supernatural slasher film from director David A. P...
letterboxd.com
Wrote down some thoughts on Sledgehammer, a SOV slasher film from 1983 which somehow strikes every possible tone a horror movie can strike all at once for 85 minutes. It's unbelievably stupid and surprisingly creepy. Great Halloween movie for true sickos: letterboxd.com/mastermaster...
Couldn't stand Peacemaker but the Creature Commandos show was pretty good, David Harbour's character aside. Probably my favorite Gunn project in fact.
I tried to watch the Peacemaker show because people told me was about fascism and stuff but all I saw was a bunch of people saying shit like "what a cromulent fuckcrustable of an op! I can't believe I have to deal with this cockwombler" for 45 minutes.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Couldn't stand Peacemaker but the Creature Commandos show was pretty good, David Harbour's character aside. Probably my favorite Gunn project in fact.
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National Holiday today
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
National Holiday today
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Books 3 – fevered.earth
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November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Great thread! Superman will never bald! He's a living reminder of the existential dread shared among men who know one day their time (and follicles) will pass.
As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Great thread! Superman will never bald! He's a living reminder of the existential dread shared among men who know one day their time (and follicles) will pass.
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Update: He was fired illegally and now we officially have zero income. The phones will be shut off soon and we're both expecting calls from potential jobs over the next couple weeks. I need to make $300 by the end of the week to keep them on. If you can help in any way it is needed. Thank you.
my dad suffered a freak accident 2 nights ago when a butane torch lighter exploded in his hand, giving him third-degree burns. he had a skin graft today and is going to be out of work for weeks. any help is appreciated
vm SiobhanIrv
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
vm SiobhanIrv
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Update: He was fired illegally and now we officially have zero income. The phones will be shut off soon and we're both expecting calls from potential jobs over the next couple weeks. I need to make $300 by the end of the week to keep them on. If you can help in any way it is needed. Thank you.
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Me as Yuri enjoyer seeing Yaoi
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me as Yuri enjoyer seeing Yaoi
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announcing the release of STEP ONE: YOU TAKE AN ONION, a one-page party game for 2+ players
#indierpg #ttrpg #penandpaper #rpg #gamedev
#indierpg #ttrpg #penandpaper #rpg #gamedev
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
announcing the release of STEP ONE: YOU TAKE AN ONION, a one-page party game for 2+ players
#indierpg #ttrpg #penandpaper #rpg #gamedev
#indierpg #ttrpg #penandpaper #rpg #gamedev
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TOUCHDOWN WOOoooooOooOOoWW
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
TOUCHDOWN WOOoooooOooOOoWW
I tried to watch the Peacemaker show because people told me was about fascism and stuff but all I saw was a bunch of people saying shit like "what a cromulent fuckcrustable of an op! I can't believe I have to deal with this cockwombler" for 45 minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I tried to watch the Peacemaker show because people told me was about fascism and stuff but all I saw was a bunch of people saying shit like "what a cromulent fuckcrustable of an op! I can't believe I have to deal with this cockwombler" for 45 minutes.
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You know the one thing Mamdani’s campaign and the “Snyder Cut bullying campaign” have in common, as of tonight?
They both succeeded.
They both succeeded.
Sorry, I don't like this bullying of people to support Mamdani. It's the Snyder Cut bullying campaign all over again. Can we at least wait until he's mayor of NYC before we bully people from other states into endorcing him? Mamdani doesn't need the endorsement from Democrats of Iowa and California.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You know the one thing Mamdani’s campaign and the “Snyder Cut bullying campaign” have in common, as of tonight?
They both succeeded.
They both succeeded.
The Queen City sends its regards, JD
In the race to be mayor of Cincinnati, Aftab Pureval (D) has defeated Cory Bowman (R), who is the half-brother of JD Vance, whose name may not be recognizable because JD Vance changed his name almost as often as he changed his political views.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Queen City sends its regards, JD
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counterpoint: zohran going for the c drama courtesan name
Zohran picked 「卓蘭」("excellent orchid") for his first name and「夸梅」("brilliant plum") for his middle name.
The orchid and the plum are among "The Four Noble Ones" in traditional Chinese art, the former symbolizing an indifference to fame and fortune, the latter an indomitable, incorruptible spirit.
The orchid and the plum are among "The Four Noble Ones" in traditional Chinese art, the former symbolizing an indifference to fame and fortune, the latter an indomitable, incorruptible spirit.
highlight of my day!!!! vote @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social vote @workingfamilies.org ❤️❤️❤️
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
counterpoint: zohran going for the c drama courtesan name
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Look at this beautiful show!
😍😍😍😍😍
😍😍😍😍😍
"F. Emasculata" (1995.04.28)
S02|E22|2X22
Director: Rob Bowman
Writer: Chris Carter | Howard Gordon
Director of Photography: John S. Bartley
Art Director: Graeme Murray
#XFiles #TheXFiles
S02|E22|2X22
Director: Rob Bowman
Writer: Chris Carter | Howard Gordon
Director of Photography: John S. Bartley
Art Director: Graeme Murray
#XFiles #TheXFiles
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Look at this beautiful show!
😍😍😍😍😍
😍😍😍😍😍
Centrists are explicitly celebrated for opposing progressive ideas, but they also get to have credit for the ones which sneak through instead of the people who worked hard to make them a reality. Like a motte and bailey for whatever works against people who believe a better world is possible.
NPR does not exist to silo people in a cozy set of ideas. Andrew Cuomo won 43% of votes in the Dem primary. He has a long history. Our reporting includes charges of sexual misconduct & mishandling of COVID care - and describes his long list of progressive wins as governor www.npr.org/2025/11/03/n...
Andrew Cuomo fights for his political life and his version of the Democratic Party
Former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has a long list of accomplishments, many of them progressive. In the race for New York City mayor, that experience hasn't given him the boost he wanted.
www.npr.org
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Centrists are explicitly celebrated for opposing progressive ideas, but they also get to have credit for the ones which sneak through instead of the people who worked hard to make them a reality. Like a motte and bailey for whatever works against people who believe a better world is possible.
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I love how whimsical Salazar's castle is in #ResidentEvil4. Dude has a cute little of tunnel of love roller coaster ride.
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love how whimsical Salazar's castle is in #ResidentEvil4. Dude has a cute little of tunnel of love roller coaster ride.
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1970s-2023 Indiana: haha take a photo, Indiana's winning in the first quarter, nobody will believe this was real
2025 Indiana: haha take a photo, Indiana's *opponent* is winning in the first quarter, nobody will believe this was real
2025 Indiana: haha take a photo, Indiana's *opponent* is winning in the first quarter, nobody will believe this was real
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
1970s-2023 Indiana: haha take a photo, Indiana's winning in the first quarter, nobody will believe this was real
2025 Indiana: haha take a photo, Indiana's *opponent* is winning in the first quarter, nobody will believe this was real
2025 Indiana: haha take a photo, Indiana's *opponent* is winning in the first quarter, nobody will believe this was real
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Life is but a dream. But who is the dreamer? And what happens when the dreamer wakes up?
A new mother finds herself trapped in the nursery with her infant and a radio that won’t turn off.
Written the day after David Lynch passed, inspired by his short film ‘The Alphabet’.
youtu.be/41TjamoX5XU?...
A new mother finds herself trapped in the nursery with her infant and a radio that won’t turn off.
Written the day after David Lynch passed, inspired by his short film ‘The Alphabet’.
youtu.be/41TjamoX5XU?...
life is but a dream - a d.k. lawhorn short film
YouTube video by D.K. Lawhorn
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October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Life is but a dream. But who is the dreamer? And what happens when the dreamer wakes up?
A new mother finds herself trapped in the nursery with her infant and a radio that won’t turn off.
Written the day after David Lynch passed, inspired by his short film ‘The Alphabet’.
youtu.be/41TjamoX5XU?...
A new mother finds herself trapped in the nursery with her infant and a radio that won’t turn off.
Written the day after David Lynch passed, inspired by his short film ‘The Alphabet’.
youtu.be/41TjamoX5XU?...
Rewatched a Soviet horror film, this time in theaters, discovered two cult classics one of which was absolutely brilliant, and saw Shozin Fukui tackle the 2009 Swine Flu pandemic
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Rewatched a Soviet horror film, this time in theaters, discovered two cult classics one of which was absolutely brilliant, and saw Shozin Fukui tackle the 2009 Swine Flu pandemic
Average Trump supporter
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Average Trump supporter
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‘Yellowstone’ Creator Walked After Clash With Pro-Trump Boss
~ Paramount is going down! www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/yel...
~ Paramount is going down! www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/yel...
‘Yellowstone’ Creator Walked After Clash With Pro-Trump Boss
Paramount’s new owner seems to have driven his most important showrunner out of the door.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
‘Yellowstone’ Creator Walked After Clash With Pro-Trump Boss
~ Paramount is going down! www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/yel...
~ Paramount is going down! www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/yel...
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Wrote down some thoughts on Sledgehammer, a SOV slasher film from 1983 which somehow strikes every possible tone a horror movie can strike all at once for 85 minutes. It's unbelievably stupid and surprisingly creepy. Great Halloween movie for true sickos: letterboxd.com/mastermaster...
A ★★★ review of Sledgehammer (1983)
Spookymonth 2025 continues with a sojourn into SOV territory. Brittney is joining me on this leg of the journey with Sledgehammer, an utterly bizarre supernatural slasher film from director David A. P...
letterboxd.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Wrote down some thoughts on Sledgehammer, a SOV slasher film from 1983 which somehow strikes every possible tone a horror movie can strike all at once for 85 minutes. It's unbelievably stupid and surprisingly creepy. Great Halloween movie for true sickos: letterboxd.com/mastermaster...
Wrote down some thoughts on Sledgehammer, a SOV slasher film from 1983 which somehow strikes every possible tone a horror movie can strike all at once for 85 minutes. It's unbelievably stupid and surprisingly creepy. Great Halloween movie for true sickos: letterboxd.com/mastermaster...
A ★★★ review of Sledgehammer (1983)
Spookymonth 2025 continues with a sojourn into SOV territory. Brittney is joining me on this leg of the journey with Sledgehammer, an utterly bizarre supernatural slasher film from director David A. P...
letterboxd.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Wrote down some thoughts on Sledgehammer, a SOV slasher film from 1983 which somehow strikes every possible tone a horror movie can strike all at once for 85 minutes. It's unbelievably stupid and surprisingly creepy. Great Halloween movie for true sickos: letterboxd.com/mastermaster...
I love when games have these background textures you can't go to that are obviously a little fake. Like the game equivalent to a matte painting in a movie. #gamesky
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I love when games have these background textures you can't go to that are obviously a little fake. Like the game equivalent to a matte painting in a movie. #gamesky