Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet
@martyrofthewet.bsky.social
18+ MINORS DNI🔞
"Sweetest freak you'll ever meet!"™ Aspiring Witch
FRANCOPHONE 🇫🇷
"Sweetest freak you'll ever meet!"™ Aspiring Witch
FRANCOPHONE 🇫🇷
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Why does my milkshake look like a gore grind industrial noise album cover
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cattle rustling + time travel = dogposting
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
cattle rustling + time travel = dogposting
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YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
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some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
Is this guys taken? Cus woof woof woof
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Is this guys taken? Cus woof woof woof
Fuck yes, let's do that in america
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Fuck yes, let's do that in america
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"The Supremacy Clause only affords immunity to federal officers from State criminal prosecution in the reasonable discharge of their duties, and not beyond,” Oregon AG reminds Pam Bondi/DOJ, and DHS.
Oregon's Attorney General and Portland area DAs just told the feds they'll prosecute excessive force by federal agents in the state—citing evidence from the trial that shut down Trump's National Guard plan for Portland.
Oregon to Feds: Rein in Your Officers or We'll Prosecute
Prosecutors in Oregon are warning the US justice department to rein in federal agents who’ve repeatedly used excessive force on protesters, immigrants and even local police. A joint letter from Oregon...
www.portlandmercury.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
"The Supremacy Clause only affords immunity to federal officers from State criminal prosecution in the reasonable discharge of their duties, and not beyond,” Oregon AG reminds Pam Bondi/DOJ, and DHS.
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So if all the timelines are valid and Lupin exists in one of them then that means Bolonco exists which means Columbo exists in at least one Evangelion universe.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
So if all the timelines are valid and Lupin exists in one of them then that means Bolonco exists which means Columbo exists in at least one Evangelion universe.
Yooooo, fond memories of Timesplitters. I remember it as being a cooler alternative to Halo at the time.
Long Awaited Remake of TimeSplitters Franchise Releases in Early Access
It's FINALLY time to split...
It's FINALLY time to split...
Long Awaited Remake of TimeSplitters Franchise Releases in Early Access
It's FINALLY time to split...
gamersocialclub.ca
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Yooooo, fond memories of Timesplitters. I remember it as being a cooler alternative to Halo at the time.
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Long Awaited Remake of TimeSplitters Franchise Releases in Early Access
It's FINALLY time to split...
It's FINALLY time to split...
Long Awaited Remake of TimeSplitters Franchise Releases in Early Access
It's FINALLY time to split...
gamersocialclub.ca
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Long Awaited Remake of TimeSplitters Franchise Releases in Early Access
It's FINALLY time to split...
It's FINALLY time to split...
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Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you can brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere?
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you can brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere?
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
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In self-interest but also general interest, folks: Black Friday is coming up, and small publishers/independent creators will always be a better choice than megacorps.
When the sales drop, please remember that!
When the sales drop, please remember that!
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
In self-interest but also general interest, folks: Black Friday is coming up, and small publishers/independent creators will always be a better choice than megacorps.
When the sales drop, please remember that!
When the sales drop, please remember that!
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Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
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Not enough people have seen my latest free video on phub!
Its so good! My husband couldn't wait for me to get my fishnets and underwear off so he just ripped through them 🥰🖤
If you enjoy it please let me know!
Also 🖤🔁 very appreciated
#nsfwsky #ftm #femboy #tboy #gay #ftmporn #transnsfw
Its so good! My husband couldn't wait for me to get my fishnets and underwear off so he just ripped through them 🥰🖤
If you enjoy it please let me know!
Also 🖤🔁 very appreciated
#nsfwsky #ftm #femboy #tboy #gay #ftmporn #transnsfw
October 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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If you frequently enjoy my content and want me to keep posting free teasers, consider supporting me by requesting customs/tips.
I'm disabled and going through a lot of medical crap rn so every bit helps.
I'll be online a lot tonight so come say hi! 🖤🐾
#nsfwsky #ftm #tboy #transnsfw #gay #pupboy
I'm disabled and going through a lot of medical crap rn so every bit helps.
I'll be online a lot tonight so come say hi! 🖤🐾
#nsfwsky #ftm #tboy #transnsfw #gay #pupboy
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The word of power, the magical formula that solves so many problems?
NO
Learn to say it. Learn to stick to it. Don’t be afraid to tell people no.
NO
Learn to say it. Learn to stick to it. Don’t be afraid to tell people no.
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The word of power, the magical formula that solves so many problems?
NO
Learn to say it. Learn to stick to it. Don’t be afraid to tell people no.
NO
Learn to say it. Learn to stick to it. Don’t be afraid to tell people no.
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And I know there will be folks who insist you shouldn’t cut family out of your life simply because you disagree with them
But as a queer, intersex person who diverged from the religion I was indoctrinated in by my family?
If they’re hostile to your very existence, they’re not worth your time
But as a queer, intersex person who diverged from the religion I was indoctrinated in by my family?
If they’re hostile to your very existence, they’re not worth your time
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
And I know there will be folks who insist you shouldn’t cut family out of your life simply because you disagree with them
But as a queer, intersex person who diverged from the religion I was indoctrinated in by my family?
If they’re hostile to your very existence, they’re not worth your time
But as a queer, intersex person who diverged from the religion I was indoctrinated in by my family?
If they’re hostile to your very existence, they’re not worth your time
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As another heavily marketed family holiday looms in the US, I want you to remember:
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
As another heavily marketed family holiday looms in the US, I want you to remember:
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
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They bicker.
Bree and Aura belong to @/Potoobrigham. Check his stuff out if you haven't already.
Bree and Aura belong to @/Potoobrigham. Check his stuff out if you haven't already.
August 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
They bicker.
Bree and Aura belong to @/Potoobrigham. Check his stuff out if you haven't already.
Bree and Aura belong to @/Potoobrigham. Check his stuff out if you haven't already.
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i come to all of you humbly to ask if you will allow me a strawman just this once
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i come to all of you humbly to ask if you will allow me a strawman just this once
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Despite bluesky moderations best efforts it seems this place is still swarming with talented people posting their creations. This is mostly because creatives are insane and will post their work on the back of a slightly weathered brick if given the chance
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Despite bluesky moderations best efforts it seems this place is still swarming with talented people posting their creations. This is mostly because creatives are insane and will post their work on the back of a slightly weathered brick if given the chance
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gimme your fuckin' face
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
gimme your fuckin' face
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