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Jonas
@mrbigbooty.bsky.social
· Jun 26
I think there’s a fake Voltaire quote describing this
my new favorite
Remember to stretch before you bounce on that thang
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Remember to stretch before you bounce on that thang
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Next week the House E&C Committee is looking to run something of a shock and awe campaign, debating at least 19 bills that they say are related to "protecting kids online." Most of which are actually about censorship and control. Don't buy the framing. It's always the same damn thing.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Next week the House E&C Committee is looking to run something of a shock and awe campaign, debating at least 19 bills that they say are related to "protecting kids online." Most of which are actually about censorship and control. Don't buy the framing. It's always the same damn thing.
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Ya’ll talking bout pies, I’m already full from the apps.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ya’ll talking bout pies, I’m already full from the apps.
I love the alien, ufo, and ghost subreddits like these people are fucking crazy but maybe just MAYBE one of these blurry pictures has something REAL in them!
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I love the alien, ufo, and ghost subreddits like these people are fucking crazy but maybe just MAYBE one of these blurry pictures has something REAL in them!
Imagine censoring boo s
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Imagine censoring boo s
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Flan > cheesecake
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Flan > cheesecake
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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put the jack back. that'll be a hit
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
put the jack back. that'll be a hit
I love listening to the floor above me getting cut with a saw for several hours
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I love listening to the floor above me getting cut with a saw for several hours
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a great find at goodwill
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
a great find at goodwill
Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you can brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere?
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you can brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere?
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Legit what the fuck is roblox? Just a shitty money hungry version of gmod?
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Legit what the fuck is roblox? Just a shitty money hungry version of gmod?
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imagine a dog trying to handle, like, 5% of the business i got to deal with in a day. would absolutely collapse. unimpressive
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
imagine a dog trying to handle, like, 5% of the business i got to deal with in a day. would absolutely collapse. unimpressive
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Show story idea: two Mongol warriors have to chaperone two high energy kids at an amusement park without knowing what a roller coaster is
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Show story idea: two Mongol warriors have to chaperone two high energy kids at an amusement park without knowing what a roller coaster is
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the US is unbelievably fucked. a friend casually mentioned that last month she got T-boned by a guy running a red light and in her concussed state she was arguing with the EMTs to not take her to the hospital because she couldn't afford to pay. absurd that car dependence is a mandatory life gamble.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
the US is unbelievably fucked. a friend casually mentioned that last month she got T-boned by a guy running a red light and in her concussed state she was arguing with the EMTs to not take her to the hospital because she couldn't afford to pay. absurd that car dependence is a mandatory life gamble.
This bra aint big enough for the two of us (breasts)
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This bra aint big enough for the two of us (breasts)
If I have kids I aint teaching them what a "gender" is until theyre 16!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If I have kids I aint teaching them what a "gender" is until theyre 16!!
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
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Daisy!
More Nintendo queens on my patreon and more to come soon!
More Nintendo queens on my patreon and more to come soon!
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Daisy!
More Nintendo queens on my patreon and more to come soon!
More Nintendo queens on my patreon and more to come soon!
keir starmie be like: *a joke about labour's performance but with a pokemon twist to it, sorry i don't know either very well to make said joke*
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
keir starmie be like: *a joke about labour's performance but with a pokemon twist to it, sorry i don't know either very well to make said joke*
Ai is the future guys! Asking a stupid chatbot questions all day will definitely make us more productive and not just ask the thing how to do something people were doing before ai was a thing, thus making us less productive!
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Ai is the future guys! Asking a stupid chatbot questions all day will definitely make us more productive and not just ask the thing how to do something people were doing before ai was a thing, thus making us less productive!
My ai girlfriend is cheating on my with another man
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My ai girlfriend is cheating on my with another man