Lukács Doncic
@weirdalf.bsky.social
A good samurai will parry the blow
Emily and Paris are hanging out!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Emily and Paris are hanging out!!!!
Logan just entered the show
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Logan just entered the show
She’s the greatest to ever do it
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
She’s the greatest to ever do it
All timer Paris episode
“I switched our rooms. Remember while mine may seem bigger, yours gets less sunlight, so you won’t have to worry about melanoma”
“I switched our rooms. Remember while mine may seem bigger, yours gets less sunlight, so you won’t have to worry about melanoma”
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
All timer Paris episode
“I switched our rooms. Remember while mine may seem bigger, yours gets less sunlight, so you won’t have to worry about melanoma”
“I switched our rooms. Remember while mine may seem bigger, yours gets less sunlight, so you won’t have to worry about melanoma”
Paris tells Rory that her boyfriend died of a heart attack and Rory immediately asks if it happened during sex. Sociopath
“No Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina, okay?”
“No Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina, okay?”
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Paris tells Rory that her boyfriend died of a heart attack and Rory immediately asks if it happened during sex. Sociopath
“No Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina, okay?”
“No Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina, okay?”
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A gambling site where you get to bet on whether Ella McCay will be any good. Also, that's the only thing you can bet on
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
A gambling site where you get to bet on whether Ella McCay will be any good. Also, that's the only thing you can bet on
Rory Gilmore after a long day of ruining the lives of everyone in Connecticut
a man in a blue hoodie is reading a book called the bible a comprehensive study
ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is reading a book called the bible a comprehensive study
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Rory Gilmore after a long day of ruining the lives of everyone in Connecticut
If Lane Kim has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lane Kim has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lane Kim has only one fan then that is me. If Lane Kim has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lane Kim, then I am against the world.
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If Lane Kim has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lane Kim has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lane Kim has only one fan then that is me. If Lane Kim has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lane Kim, then I am against the world.
Lorelai and Luke 🥰❤️
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Lorelai and Luke 🥰❤️
Might fuck around and turn pretty this summer
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Might fuck around and turn pretty this summer
My friends fucking hate me
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
My friends fucking hate me
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
Bam is one of my favorite players ever and my posts about him are 90% a joke but I do think at some point the fact that he’s stalled out offensively has to make him expendable. He’s a Gift of the Magi player where the only way to get someone good enough to complement him would be to trade him
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Bam is one of my favorite players ever and my posts about him are 90% a joke but I do think at some point the fact that he’s stalled out offensively has to make him expendable. He’s a Gift of the Magi player where the only way to get someone good enough to complement him would be to trade him
He and Bam have negative juice offensively
3-2. 0 points in the second half
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
He and Bam have negative juice offensively
Jaquez the only player on the team with a positive plus minus tonight
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Jaquez the only player on the team with a positive plus minus tonight
The lesson of this game is that neither Bam nor Herro have enough juice to hold onto longterm if you have any chance at an actual superstar
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The lesson of this game is that neither Bam nor Herro have enough juice to hold onto longterm if you have any chance at an actual superstar
6 rebounds for Bam. Does Udonis not text him?
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
6 rebounds for Bam. Does Udonis not text him?
Lot of folks talk about shot profile. I like to look at shot portrait. Let’s look at this thing head on!
Don't know that Heat's shot profile has been ideal - there have been some early, contested looks - but much of this one feels like shooting regression hitting them on both ends of the court.
(Some of that started last week, but then they hit 24 threes on Monday.)
(Some of that started last week, but then they hit 24 threes on Monday.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Lot of folks talk about shot profile. I like to look at shot portrait. Let’s look at this thing head on!
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The reviews are in. The 101 Songs, 2025, now streaming on...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
And Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/37c...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
And Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/37c...
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The reviews are in. The 101 Songs, 2025, now streaming on...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
And Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/37c...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
And Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/37c...
Not to brag but I’m actually about to begin my initial descent into the New York John F Kennedy Airport. A lot of you could never
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Not to brag but I’m actually about to begin my initial descent into the New York John F Kennedy Airport. A lot of you could never
Idk if anyone has said it yet but the funniest thing about Tarantino saying Paul Dano is the worst actor in SAG is that Quentin Tarantino is in SAG
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Idk if anyone has said it yet but the funniest thing about Tarantino saying Paul Dano is the worst actor in SAG is that Quentin Tarantino is in SAG
*like a producer tag at the beginning of a song*
N-N-N-N-NEW WILMES WORDS
N-N-N-N-NEW WILMES WORDS
wrote about the clippers as an existential failure basketball.realgm.com/analysis/282...
The Decaying Los Angeles Clippers
The Clippers have tied themselves to time and biology more clearly than any team; while, ironically, dressing it all up with an unusual amount of futuristic exuberance.
basketball.realgm.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
*like a producer tag at the beginning of a song*
N-N-N-N-NEW WILMES WORDS
N-N-N-N-NEW WILMES WORDS
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wrote about the clippers as an existential failure basketball.realgm.com/analysis/282...
The Decaying Los Angeles Clippers
The Clippers have tied themselves to time and biology more clearly than any team; while, ironically, dressing it all up with an unusual amount of futuristic exuberance.
basketball.realgm.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
wrote about the clippers as an existential failure basketball.realgm.com/analysis/282...