Martin Bell
@martinbell.bsky.social
This is why events unnerve me.
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It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
It's a great review too.
Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
It's a great review too.
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I was walking on a trail once and this guy goes running past wearing a polo shirt tucked into ironed jeans with a belt and leather Rockports. like. I almost turned around and ran with him. running like he just threw off his lab coat before the explosion
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I was walking on a trail once and this guy goes running past wearing a polo shirt tucked into ironed jeans with a belt and leather Rockports. like. I almost turned around and ran with him. running like he just threw off his lab coat before the explosion
What a bunch of wankers.
An app that purports to help people stop consuming pornography has exposed highly sensitive data, including its users’ masturbation habits.
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Hundreds of thousands of users told the app intimate details about their sexual urges, which are now exposed.
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February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
What a bunch of wankers.
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All these people saying Trump is a terrible person. But I don't see any of you shitting yourselves on live TV to distract people from your wife's movie failing at the box office.
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM
All these people saying Trump is a terrible person. But I don't see any of you shitting yourselves on live TV to distract people from your wife's movie failing at the box office.
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It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
He's actually lived up to his name, finally.
you know it smell crazy in there
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
He's actually lived up to his name, finally.
Watching ep6 of series 2 of Things You Should Have Done is the perfect antidote to the ending of #TheNightManager
February 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Watching ep6 of series 2 of Things You Should Have Done is the perfect antidote to the ending of #TheNightManager
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you know it smell crazy in there
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
you know it smell crazy in there
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Carole had her usual travel sickness so we will have to wash the car out tomorrow.
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Carole had her usual travel sickness so we will have to wash the car out tomorrow.
9 minutes. Another crap outcome of VAR bollocks.
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
9 minutes. Another crap outcome of VAR bollocks.
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Great for us that it was disallowed obviously but if it takes that long to decide there’s an infringement then just give the damn goal
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Great for us that it was disallowed obviously but if it takes that long to decide there’s an infringement then just give the damn goal
More VAR bollocks.
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
More VAR bollocks.
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This is 2026 brick in the nuts guy karma
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
This is 2026 brick in the nuts guy karma
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February 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Cas auditioning for ICE.
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Cas auditioning for ICE.
Burritos
Burritos
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Burritos
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
Sushi
Schnittlauchbrot
Bavarian pork roast with bread dumplings and cabbage salad
Lasagne
Black Forest Gateau
Sushi
Schnittlauchbrot
Bavarian pork roast with bread dumplings and cabbage salad
Lasagne
Black Forest Gateau
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
February 1, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Burritos
Burritos
Burritos
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A quick reminder of what #BigFebruary is about…
Thanks to the magic of the cosmos, we start gaining daylight much faster in Feb than in Jan. Over 20 mins a week - setting us up for Spring.
This chart is by @neilrkaye.bsky.social and is one of my all time favourites.
Thanks to the magic of the cosmos, we start gaining daylight much faster in Feb than in Jan. Over 20 mins a week - setting us up for Spring.
This chart is by @neilrkaye.bsky.social and is one of my all time favourites.
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 AM
A quick reminder of what #BigFebruary is about…
Thanks to the magic of the cosmos, we start gaining daylight much faster in Feb than in Jan. Over 20 mins a week - setting us up for Spring.
This chart is by @neilrkaye.bsky.social and is one of my all time favourites.
Thanks to the magic of the cosmos, we start gaining daylight much faster in Feb than in Jan. Over 20 mins a week - setting us up for Spring.
This chart is by @neilrkaye.bsky.social and is one of my all time favourites.
This game's got everything.
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This game's got everything.
Not watched Chelsea so far this season and I'm pleased to discover that Garnacho is proper bobbins.
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Not watched Chelsea so far this season and I'm pleased to discover that Garnacho is proper bobbins.
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The wrong one unfortunately.
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The wrong one unfortunately.
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Bellingcat community members have already found two files detailing explicit allegations that President Trump engaged in sexual activities with children.
One file is an FBI complaint form and the other is an FBI email chain.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
One file is an FBI complaint form and the other is an FBI email chain.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Bellingcat community members have already found two files detailing explicit allegations that President Trump engaged in sexual activities with children.
One file is an FBI complaint form and the other is an FBI email chain.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
One file is an FBI complaint form and the other is an FBI email chain.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage