March Payne
@marchpayne.bsky.social
A flibbertigibbet, a will-o'-the-wisp, a clown.
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Thinking about Big Bertha, the world's oldest cow from County Kerry, who died just before her 49th birthday after calving 39 times over her life (another record) - she also raised thousands for charity, lead the St. Patrick's parade in Sneem, and had her birthday and wake in a local pub
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Thinking about Big Bertha, the world's oldest cow from County Kerry, who died just before her 49th birthday after calving 39 times over her life (another record) - she also raised thousands for charity, lead the St. Patrick's parade in Sneem, and had her birthday and wake in a local pub
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One of four 1978 promo paintings by Frank Frazetta for the debut of the original “Battlestar Galactica”. Not exactly on-model, but a rush all the same. (And if you have tens & tens of thousands of dollars, it’s up at HA right now.)
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
One of four 1978 promo paintings by Frank Frazetta for the debut of the original “Battlestar Galactica”. Not exactly on-model, but a rush all the same. (And if you have tens & tens of thousands of dollars, it’s up at HA right now.)
Sooty and Sweep
Who is the funniest person who could show up in the Epstein files? I have thought Naomi Wolf, but Alex Jones would also be hilarious
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Sooty and Sweep
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The most Brighton news headline ever.
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The most Brighton news headline ever.
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Roses are red
Anyone for tennis?
Anyone for tennis?
Cannibalistic jellyfish with a vanishing anus are invading Venice | LBC
Venice is being invaded by cannibalistic jellyfish from the Atlantic that are threatening the delicate balance of the lagoon's ecosystem.
www.lbc.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Roses are red
Anyone for tennis?
Anyone for tennis?
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Remember kids, anyone being transphobic is, whether they know it or not, working at the behest of a cabal of paedophilic elites and sex traffickers in order to stop you questioning them making everything shitty.
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Remember kids, anyone being transphobic is, whether they know it or not, working at the behest of a cabal of paedophilic elites and sex traffickers in order to stop you questioning them making everything shitty.
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Remembering Hylda Baker, born this day in 1905.
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Remembering Hylda Baker, born this day in 1905.
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Fifteen years ago on this very day, I made this low quality photoshop of a photo I took in 2002, and somehow it became a meme. You’re welcome.
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Fifteen years ago on this very day, I made this low quality photoshop of a photo I took in 2002, and somehow it became a meme. You’re welcome.
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‘You should smile more.’
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
‘You should smile more.’
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Vive la France Gall 💜
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Vive la France Gall 💜
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Louise by Eugene Robert Richee, 1927.
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Louise by Eugene Robert Richee, 1927.
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I am far too young to be the age I am.
February 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I am far too young to be the age I am.
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They should release the Epstein Files as a Hachette partworks series.
First issue £1.99, and each subsequent weekly issue £7.99, and each magazine comes with a piece of a kit to make your own Guillotine.
First issue £1.99, and each subsequent weekly issue £7.99, and each magazine comes with a piece of a kit to make your own Guillotine.
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
They should release the Epstein Files as a Hachette partworks series.
First issue £1.99, and each subsequent weekly issue £7.99, and each magazine comes with a piece of a kit to make your own Guillotine.
First issue £1.99, and each subsequent weekly issue £7.99, and each magazine comes with a piece of a kit to make your own Guillotine.
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“Quits the Lords” isn’t the same giving up his peerage.
Mandelson is still a Lord.
Andrew is still a Duke.
They could give them up, they won’t.
They could be taken away, they won’t be.
Our unaccountable peerage system isn’t a joke, it’s an insult.
Mandelson is still a Lord.
Andrew is still a Duke.
They could give them up, they won’t.
They could be taken away, they won’t be.
Our unaccountable peerage system isn’t a joke, it’s an insult.
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
“Quits the Lords” isn’t the same giving up his peerage.
Mandelson is still a Lord.
Andrew is still a Duke.
They could give them up, they won’t.
They could be taken away, they won’t be.
Our unaccountable peerage system isn’t a joke, it’s an insult.
Mandelson is still a Lord.
Andrew is still a Duke.
They could give them up, they won’t.
They could be taken away, they won’t be.
Our unaccountable peerage system isn’t a joke, it’s an insult.
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There's no doubt in my mind Gervais would tell the authorities his neighbours are hiding people in the attic
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 AM
There's no doubt in my mind Gervais would tell the authorities his neighbours are hiding people in the attic
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“The cat on the path is looking at the blue-tits, as cats do at birds they cannot reach”
Artist: CF Tunnicliffe
Writer: EL GrantWatson
Artist: CF Tunnicliffe
Writer: EL GrantWatson
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
“The cat on the path is looking at the blue-tits, as cats do at birds they cannot reach”
Artist: CF Tunnicliffe
Writer: EL GrantWatson
Artist: CF Tunnicliffe
Writer: EL GrantWatson
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Good morning ! Your #FoxOfTheDay today is from @antnyg.bsky.social . Share your foxes below in the comments !
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Good morning ! Your #FoxOfTheDay today is from @antnyg.bsky.social . Share your foxes below in the comments !
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I still really like how this megalosaurus i did awhile back turned out, just has a nice charm to it.
Based on the original reconstruction from the @cpdinosaurs.bsky.social
#paleoart
Based on the original reconstruction from the @cpdinosaurs.bsky.social
#paleoart
February 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I still really like how this megalosaurus i did awhile back turned out, just has a nice charm to it.
Based on the original reconstruction from the @cpdinosaurs.bsky.social
#paleoart
Based on the original reconstruction from the @cpdinosaurs.bsky.social
#paleoart
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WHERES ALL ME POSTERS GONE??!!!!! ESPECIALLY MY ARTHUR ENGLISH Look-in One!!
February 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
WHERES ALL ME POSTERS GONE??!!!!! ESPECIALLY MY ARTHUR ENGLISH Look-in One!!
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Happy abseiling lesbians day to all who celebrate!!!
#OtD 2 Feb 1988 4 lesbians abseiled into the UK House of Lords in protest at the homophobic section 28. In 2017, 4 other lesbians climbed onto the Houses of Parliament in order to put up a blue plaque commemorating the 1988 action stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9181...
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Happy abseiling lesbians day to all who celebrate!!!