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Sean ⚰️
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Look on the bright side: there's nowhere but up from a canyon in hell. He/Him
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let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I thought there were three books but every few months I hear about Hunger Games: Lamentation of the Sower and Hunger Games: Dusk of the Plaintive Wife
First look at Ralph Fiennes as President Snow in ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping.’ Out November 20, 2026.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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The last place team in your fantasy league should have to read Olivia Nuzzi's book
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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nightmare blunt rotation
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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i am proposing a new mortgage payment variant that you start paying the moment you are conceived of in the womb
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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“But what’s it all for?” I asked Oliver, to which he relied, “To make rocks kiss.”
The morphs in Keeper use distance fields as an (implicit) surface representation, which makes it possible to control the distance at which the surface should lie. In other words, it’s easy to deflate or inflate objects, and meshes become easily ‘moldable’.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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That's because an incapacitated man can produce ill humours
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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People will be mad at me for saying this, but I think we have to do it. Nothing is more important for the future of this country, and indeed humanity, than the app that makes you schizophrenic and helps you forget how to learn. The juice is worth the squeeze.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Detective: did you commit this murder?

Guy who only answers in coy questions: oh wouldn't you like to know?
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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seeing halo on playstation must be what it felt like to see a mcdonalds in moscow in 1990
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM