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Paul Schmidt
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Shiftless layabout. illinois. cubs. bears. sports. I know more about beer than I should. Former play-by-play voice of Game Night. Current chicken guy
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Fuck this shit.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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“It’s just the way he plays. He’s a little rat.”

Hear more from the players on some of the "punchable faces" in our anonymous player poll ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
NHL’s most punchable face? From Cousins to Marchand to Makar, who players picked — and why
There are no surprises at the top of the list but a few interesting ones toward the bottom, perhaps revealing some personal animosities.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Rich Miller, in just 38 words, exposes a common fallacy embraced by SAFE-T Act Critics
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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NEW on CNN: In several old videos we found, Pete Hegseth blasted Trump in 2016 warning he could issue unlawful orders that troops should refuse, calling him an “armchair tough guy” with five draft deferments.

Now he’s attacking Democrats for saying same.

LINK: www.cnn.com/2025/12/08/p...
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Wow. This is a must-read. I am left kind of speechless.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Sydney Sweeney and Stephen Miller approve
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Confirmed: They're playing November Rain by Guns n' Roses ahead of Trump signing a peace agreement with Rwanda and the DRC at the US Institute of Peace building.
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Remember Jon Lovitz's "Master Thespian" character on SNL? He would overact scene to an absurd degree, look at the camera, and shout "Acting!"

I picture Nuzzi typing this stuff, leaping up out of her chair, and shouting "Writing!"
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That's a disappointing point. Howay the lads.
It finishes level at St. James' Park. ⏱️
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Newcastle...you're killing me here...
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
AG10 BABY!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHH ANTHONY GORDON!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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RIGHT-WING CHURCHES: we must exterminate the trannies

RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies

RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies

RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies

THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Look at Baby Juice go!
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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PAIN
OH NO!

KANSEI MATSUZAWA MISSED HIS FIRST FIELD GOAL OF THE SEASON ON HIS ATTEMPT TO BREAK THE NCAA RECORD FOR CONSECUTIVE MAKES

HE IS STILL TIED FOR THE RECORD AT 25, THOUGH

THE SELF-TAUGHT TOKYO TOE REMAINS A HERO, A LEGEND, AND A SCHOLAR

🌈
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
GIMME
DAT
HAT
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
HAT HAT HAT HAT
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I am extremely irritated at the inability to consistently run the football on a night where it was imperative
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
HAT HAT HAT
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
MILES X2!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
COME ON GUYS YOU CANNOT KICK THAT OUT
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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OH NO! DISASTER! Northwestern!
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Jesus this offensive line though
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM