Lorena Sutherland
@lolylena.bsky.social
Something will turn up; it usually does
In a sign of how carefree (empty?) my life is, I've just spent about an hour plotting a route that would get me from Shaftesbury to Pitcairn Island for Christmas Day
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In a sign of how carefree (empty?) my life is, I've just spent about an hour plotting a route that would get me from Shaftesbury to Pitcairn Island for Christmas Day
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I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
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A classic from the COVID conspiracy genre
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A classic from the COVID conspiracy genre
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News just in: Lord of the Rings not actually fiction
World's biggest spiderweb discovered on the Albanian-Greek border
This is the first evidence of colonial behaviour in two common spider species and probably represents the largest spider web in the world.
www.euronews.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
News just in: Lord of the Rings not actually fiction
Is it a sign of ageing that the first 3 texts you send in the morning are all checking in with people about their latest ailments?
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Is it a sign of ageing that the first 3 texts you send in the morning are all checking in with people about their latest ailments?
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
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'One of Britain’s leading universities has been granted anonymity at an employment tribunal where it faces allegations that a senior professor sexually harassed a female colleague.'
One step forward for gender equality. Three steps back. 1/3
One step forward for gender equality. Three steps back. 1/3
University wins gagging order in sex case to ‘protect reputation’
Open justice fears as media banned from naming institution where a professor faces sexual harassment claims at tribunal
www.thetimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
'One of Britain’s leading universities has been granted anonymity at an employment tribunal where it faces allegations that a senior professor sexually harassed a female colleague.'
One step forward for gender equality. Three steps back. 1/3
One step forward for gender equality. Three steps back. 1/3
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I think we know where this is going:
October 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think we know where this is going:
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The government want more coercive powers for the state against protests, and the main opposition party wants more coercive powers for the state against migrants.
Our political-media culture continues in a loop where the response to every perceived problem is yet more coercive powers for the state.
Our political-media culture continues in a loop where the response to every perceived problem is yet more coercive powers for the state.
October 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The government want more coercive powers for the state against protests, and the main opposition party wants more coercive powers for the state against migrants.
Our political-media culture continues in a loop where the response to every perceived problem is yet more coercive powers for the state.
Our political-media culture continues in a loop where the response to every perceived problem is yet more coercive powers for the state.
If it hurts your feelings to be called a racist, then don't be a racist
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If it hurts your feelings to be called a racist, then don't be a racist
I'm planning a trip at the moment so I'm reading a lot of hotel reviews. Favourite so far...
"Incredible staff like staying in the jungle cruise at Disneyland without the animals or cannibalism. 10/10"
"Incredible staff like staying in the jungle cruise at Disneyland without the animals or cannibalism. 10/10"
September 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I'm planning a trip at the moment so I'm reading a lot of hotel reviews. Favourite so far...
"Incredible staff like staying in the jungle cruise at Disneyland without the animals or cannibalism. 10/10"
"Incredible staff like staying in the jungle cruise at Disneyland without the animals or cannibalism. 10/10"
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I hope there will come a day soon where it dawns on someone in Starmer’s team that their strategy of communicating “Nigel Farage is right about everything but please vote for us instead” is fuelling these disastrous figures rather than mitigating them, but today is not that day
Brutal new MRP poll out today showing Reform at 311 and Labour support collapsing.
Worth reading steaming @financialtimes.com column on Starmer by @robertshrimsley.bsky.social
“Starmer can’t afford to wait for reckless Reform to implode”
on.ft.com/3VxxCaR
Worth reading steaming @financialtimes.com column on Starmer by @robertshrimsley.bsky.social
“Starmer can’t afford to wait for reckless Reform to implode”
on.ft.com/3VxxCaR
September 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I hope there will come a day soon where it dawns on someone in Starmer’s team that their strategy of communicating “Nigel Farage is right about everything but please vote for us instead” is fuelling these disastrous figures rather than mitigating them, but today is not that day
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Anyway if you liked any or all of that, the rest of our stuff is collected here, in what we like to call an “album”. Enjoy! open.spotify.com/album/4q3r83...
Is There Something I Missed?
open.spotify.com
September 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Anyway if you liked any or all of that, the rest of our stuff is collected here, in what we like to call an “album”. Enjoy! open.spotify.com/album/4q3r83...
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Finally we share our concerns about the world we’re bequeathing, not one of our usual topics maybe we’re getting old open.spotify.com/track/2XKGVI...
Something More than Nothing
open.spotify.com
September 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Finally we share our concerns about the world we’re bequeathing, not one of our usual topics maybe we’re getting old open.spotify.com/track/2XKGVI...
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My Kind of Mother is about falling in love on the school run and was written by a man going through a divorce open.spotify.com/track/6ocl4c...
She's My Kind of Mother
open.spotify.com
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
My Kind of Mother is about falling in love on the school run and was written by a man going through a divorce open.spotify.com/track/6ocl4c...
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May I be so vulgar as to shill some product? Latest EP just dropped: title track is some sort of METAPHOR for relationships but also arboriculture, with some great fluting open.spotify.com/track/1aRZeu...
Is that a Bush, or is that a Tree?
open.spotify.com
September 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
May I be so vulgar as to shill some product? Latest EP just dropped: title track is some sort of METAPHOR for relationships but also arboriculture, with some great fluting open.spotify.com/track/1aRZeu...
And now Torode. It's like nothing has ever happened.
I just flicked onto MasterChef just to see how they were dealing with the whole of Wallace and Torode thing. The first shot I saw was Greg fucking Wallace doing a piece to camera with a cheeky chappy hat on. What the actual fuck BBC?
September 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And now Torode. It's like nothing has ever happened.
I just flicked onto MasterChef just to see how they were dealing with the whole of Wallace and Torode thing. The first shot I saw was Greg fucking Wallace doing a piece to camera with a cheeky chappy hat on. What the actual fuck BBC?
September 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I just flicked onto MasterChef just to see how they were dealing with the whole of Wallace and Torode thing. The first shot I saw was Greg fucking Wallace doing a piece to camera with a cheeky chappy hat on. What the actual fuck BBC?
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A reminder that the only legislation guaranteeing freedom of expression in the UK is … the ECHR.
They need to take Badenoch’s phone away before she goes full on Freeman of the Land
They need to take Badenoch’s phone away before she goes full on Freeman of the Land
September 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
A reminder that the only legislation guaranteeing freedom of expression in the UK is … the ECHR.
They need to take Badenoch’s phone away before she goes full on Freeman of the Land
They need to take Badenoch’s phone away before she goes full on Freeman of the Land
I'm sure Matthew Perry would want to apologise for unravelling her gilded life except *checks note* he's dead from her drugs. What the fuck is wrong with you @thetimes.com?
The granddaughter of wealthy Britons rejected the life expected of her and now she faces jail for selling the drugs that killed the Friends star
How Matthew Perry’s drug death unravelled Jasveen Sangha’s gilded life
The granddaughter of wealthy Britons rejected the life expected of her and now she faces jail for selling the drugs that killed the Friends star
www.thetimes.com
August 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I'm sure Matthew Perry would want to apologise for unravelling her gilded life except *checks note* he's dead from her drugs. What the fuck is wrong with you @thetimes.com?
Tech friends, where's the best/most reliable place to buy a refurbished Apple laptop? Main use is likely to be GarageBand and suchlike.
August 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Tech friends, where's the best/most reliable place to buy a refurbished Apple laptop? Main use is likely to be GarageBand and suchlike.
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I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂