Lauren Coffey
@lmcoffey.bsky.social
Reformed sport lawyer, cookie maker, and Leeloo’s mom.
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
I gotta watch that at least three more times to catch all the levels of that show. It was a message AND a bop.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I gotta watch that at least three more times to catch all the levels of that show. It was a message AND a bop.
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oh man this is EVEN WORSE than the judge calling out your grammar, it's a judge saying "yo I can tell you didn't write this because when you're writing your grammar sucks"
Do you know how mad a judge has to be to call out your grammatical errors
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
oh man this is EVEN WORSE than the judge calling out your grammar, it's a judge saying "yo I can tell you didn't write this because when you're writing your grammar sucks"
*checks calendar* it says January not April but this is a joke right?
Philip Rivers will interview Friday for the Buffalo Bills’ head-coaching job, a source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
*checks calendar* it says January not April but this is a joke right?
Just curious: what is the definition of false imprisonment?
Dozens of students walked out here at Collingswood High School in New Jersey, before the principal BLOCKED THE DOOR.
January 20, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Just curious: what is the definition of false imprisonment?
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Matt Lafleur drop an homage to this
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Matt Lafleur drop an homage to this
At least the Dorothy jokes about the chiefs will finally make sense
Someone should do a skit with an out-of-town guest about the Chiefs news today.
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
At least the Dorothy jokes about the chiefs will finally make sense
Not Patrick!
a man with a mustache is laughing while looking out of a car window .
ALT: a man with a mustache is laughing while looking out of a car window .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Not Patrick!
Less stupid, more stressful but Chiefs win!
Football is stupid. This has nothing to do with how the Chiefs are playing, why do you ask?
…it may be less stupid if they win.
…it may be less stupid if they win.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Less stupid, more stressful but Chiefs win!
Football is stupid. This has nothing to do with how the Chiefs are playing, why do you ask?
…it may be less stupid if they win.
…it may be less stupid if they win.
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Football is stupid. This has nothing to do with how the Chiefs are playing, why do you ask?
…it may be less stupid if they win.
…it may be less stupid if they win.
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What this does so well is position the claims of trans inclusion as abuse alongside actual sexual abuse, and show how someone like Gaines only cares about the former in her desire to capture the spotlight and to make lots of money, while almost completely ignoring the latter, a documented reality.
PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines.
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley Gaines Investigated: The Lia Thomas Race, the Coach & Why She "Doesn't Even Like" Trump | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What this does so well is position the claims of trans inclusion as abuse alongside actual sexual abuse, and show how someone like Gaines only cares about the former in her desire to capture the spotlight and to make lots of money, while almost completely ignoring the latter, a documented reality.
It’s okay, she just goes to another school…in Canada.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s okay, she just goes to another school…in Canada.
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A live look at my emotions in this game. I love my Chiefs but ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
elmo and fozzie are sitting on a brick wall .
ALT: elmo and fozzie are sitting on a brick wall .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A live look at my emotions in this game. I love my Chiefs but ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
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no one will ride harder for you in an enthusiastic and information-free way than football players, the Pounceys had on "Free Hernandez" hats in public before they knew one thing about the situation
Travis Kelce wants the NFL to "free" Rashee Rice after the league suspended Rice for causing a multi-car highway wreck at shocking speeds then fleeing the scene of the accident.
No one is treated more unfairly than Rashee Rice.
No one is treated more unfairly than Rashee Rice.
September 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
no one will ride harder for you in an enthusiastic and information-free way than football players, the Pounceys had on "Free Hernandez" hats in public before they knew one thing about the situation
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
Target gave $1M to Trump inauguration fund, a first for the company
President Donald Trump raised a record amount of cash for his inauguration, including donations from several companies with operations in Minnesota.
www.startribune.com
April 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
I wonder why this wasn’t done before… *checks notes* …oh it was? *looks at notes again* … and it was a disaster and blatant discrimination? Yeah that checks.
World Athletics to introduce mandatory sex testing for female competitions
World Athletics to introduce mandatory sex testing for female competitions
World Athletics will introduce mandatory testing for anyone entering female competitions to verify their biological sex, insisting they are necessary to protect women's sport.
news.sky.com
March 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I wonder why this wasn’t done before… *checks notes* …oh it was? *looks at notes again* … and it was a disaster and blatant discrimination? Yeah that checks.
At least it’s not a shut out. So just a regular beat down I guess.
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
At least it’s not a shut out. So just a regular beat down I guess.
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Finally ready to announce my winter break project that some of you already know about: I've created a website to keep track of all of the court cases shaping college sports.
Introducing the College Sports Litigation Tracker.
Introducing the College Sports Litigation Tracker.
The College Sports Litigation Tracker
Here, we break down complex legal proceedings and key litigation into easily understandable summaries, so you can stay informed on the latest developments affecting athletes, institutions, and the…
www.collegesportslitigationtracker.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Finally ready to announce my winter break project that some of you already know about: I've created a website to keep track of all of the court cases shaping college sports.
Introducing the College Sports Litigation Tracker.
Introducing the College Sports Litigation Tracker.
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This thread was amazing!
Now I want y'all to peep the picture.
Imagine your father being a bit of a rolling stone and your mother essentially being the rock that raised you because pappy was too busy chasing checks and tail.
Imagine your father being a bit of a rolling stone and your mother essentially being the rock that raised you because pappy was too busy chasing checks and tail.
February 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This thread was amazing!
OMG ITS SO MUCH. IM SO EXCITED
January 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
OMG ITS SO MUCH. IM SO EXCITED