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LizzyLee
@lizzyleee.bsky.social
· Mar 1
I only fix typos if it’s so bad my meaning is unclear. As much as poor spelling and grammar irk me, I can’t be bothered to fix all the mistakes made by the drunk elf that lives in my phone.
Many years ago I went to Pizza Hut and they were out of pizza.
February 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Many years ago I went to Pizza Hut and they were out of pizza.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“What the fuck is this now?”
“What the fuck is this now?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It’s all just debits and credits.”
“It’s all just debits and credits.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"No, you can't leave that here."
"No, you can't leave that here."
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“What the fuck is this now?”
“What the fuck is this now?”
I’ve suspected Trump hasn’t been posting himself for a while now. All the screen shots I see (no way I’m signing up for his platform) have been too grammatically correct and coherent.
if this is true this proves that trump hasn’t really been posting at all for awhile now which seems likely since his posting has felt more like stephen miller recently
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I’ve suspected Trump hasn’t been posting himself for a while now. All the screen shots I see (no way I’m signing up for his platform) have been too grammatically correct and coherent.
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
I need reverse ice cubes.
My tap water is too cold.
My tap water is too cold.
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I need reverse ice cubes.
My tap water is too cold.
My tap water is too cold.
Where is the NRA? They should be having a full scale meltdown at this but it’s “their guy” so it’s ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
February 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Where is the NRA? They should be having a full scale meltdown at this but it’s “their guy” so it’s ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I keep turning Auto Unlock off and my car keeps turning it back on. I don’t know how this feature is even legal. It’s a major safety issue. And I live in Canada where I don’t have to worry about ICE.
Most cars with an auto unlock feature can also have that feature disabled. Whether to protect yourself from gov agents or as a smart safety choice in itself, you should consider turning auto unlock off.
Be smart. Be safe.
Be smart. Be safe.
“The agents open the door, which unlocked automatically when she put the gearshift in park, they drag her out and force her to the ground. She said the agents were overly aggressive and physical as they pinned her down and handcuffed her, leaving her with multiple cuts, scrapes and bruises.”
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I keep turning Auto Unlock off and my car keeps turning it back on. I don’t know how this feature is even legal. It’s a major safety issue. And I live in Canada where I don’t have to worry about ICE.
How does she wipe her ass with those nails??
Trump's discolored hand holds Nicky Minaj's hand today
(Win McNamee/Getty)
(Win McNamee/Getty)
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
How does she wipe her ass with those nails??
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Removed the flag from my name because apparently it means I’m a bot?
This site is stupid.
This site is stupid.
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Removed the flag from my name because apparently it means I’m a bot?
This site is stupid.
This site is stupid.
Removed the flag from my name because apparently it means I’m a bot?
This site is stupid.
This site is stupid.
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Removed the flag from my name because apparently it means I’m a bot?
This site is stupid.
This site is stupid.
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We need everyone we can get in this fight against a fascist takeover.
If your first instinct to someone being politically mobilized by all this is to give them a sneering "well, what took you so long?" you don't actually care about our winning this; you just want to be able to say you were right.
If your first instinct to someone being politically mobilized by all this is to give them a sneering "well, what took you so long?" you don't actually care about our winning this; you just want to be able to say you were right.
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
We need everyone we can get in this fight against a fascist takeover.
If your first instinct to someone being politically mobilized by all this is to give them a sneering "well, what took you so long?" you don't actually care about our winning this; you just want to be able to say you were right.
If your first instinct to someone being politically mobilized by all this is to give them a sneering "well, what took you so long?" you don't actually care about our winning this; you just want to be able to say you were right.
“Democrats are so wedded to supporting people carrying guns”
What fucking universe is this??
What fucking universe is this??
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
“Democrats are so wedded to supporting people carrying guns”
What fucking universe is this??
What fucking universe is this??
Serious question: has the NRA put out a statement yet?
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Serious question: has the NRA put out a statement yet?
So guns are dangerous? Who’d’a thunk it?
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
So guns are dangerous? Who’d’a thunk it?
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Carney uninvited to join Trump’s ‘Board Of Peace’ alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron
Carney uninvited to join Trump’s ‘Board Of Peace’ alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President Donald Trump disinvited Prime Minister Mark Carney from his newly-established "Board of Peace", comprised of Trump, various war criminals, authoritarian strongmen, and...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Carney uninvited to join Trump’s ‘Board Of Peace’ alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron
I often start composing a post in my head but then stop. This sure is no good at nuanced discussions.
Also, nobody gives a shit what I have to say.
In fact, I doubt much of anybody would see it anyway.
Also, nobody gives a shit what I have to say.
In fact, I doubt much of anybody would see it anyway.
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I often start composing a post in my head but then stop. This sure is no good at nuanced discussions.
Also, nobody gives a shit what I have to say.
In fact, I doubt much of anybody would see it anyway.
Also, nobody gives a shit what I have to say.
In fact, I doubt much of anybody would see it anyway.
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Sometimes I think I should start a journal in case anyone in the future asks me about living through These Times.
Then I remember I don’t have kids so nobody is going to give a shit about me or my journals in the future.
Then I remember I don’t have kids so nobody is going to give a shit about me or my journals in the future.
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Sometimes I think I should start a journal in case anyone in the future asks me about living through These Times.
Then I remember I don’t have kids so nobody is going to give a shit about me or my journals in the future.
Then I remember I don’t have kids so nobody is going to give a shit about me or my journals in the future.
Please, I’m begging you, stop saying “last year” when what you really mean is “last month.”
“Last year” sounds like it should be at least 6-8 months ago.
“Last year” sounds like it should be at least 6-8 months ago.
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Please, I’m begging you, stop saying “last year” when what you really mean is “last month.”
“Last year” sounds like it should be at least 6-8 months ago.
“Last year” sounds like it should be at least 6-8 months ago.
A FB friend (girl I knew in grade school) just posted that she wants to give up her Canadian citizenship and move to the USA.
It’s all talk, she won’t really do it, but how fucking insane do you have to be to want that??
Almost unfriended but I’m having fun watching the comments 🍿
It’s all talk, she won’t really do it, but how fucking insane do you have to be to want that??
Almost unfriended but I’m having fun watching the comments 🍿
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
A FB friend (girl I knew in grade school) just posted that she wants to give up her Canadian citizenship and move to the USA.
It’s all talk, she won’t really do it, but how fucking insane do you have to be to want that??
Almost unfriended but I’m having fun watching the comments 🍿
It’s all talk, she won’t really do it, but how fucking insane do you have to be to want that??
Almost unfriended but I’m having fun watching the comments 🍿
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Is this whole Greenland thing a ploy by Putin to divert European resources away from Ukraine?
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Is this whole Greenland thing a ploy by Putin to divert European resources away from Ukraine?
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Advocates stood in and out of city hall Tuesday morning urging City Council to end ICE activities and called for Detroit to be a sanctuary city.
Protesters brave cold, call on Council to end ICE activity in Detroit
Advocates stood in and out of city hall Tuesday morning urging City Council to end ICE activities and called for Detroit to be a sanctuary city.
bit.ly
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Advocates stood in and out of city hall Tuesday morning urging City Council to end ICE activities and called for Detroit to be a sanctuary city.
Ewww go away.
President Donald Trump's speech, which is expected to start at or after 2 p.m., marks his first visit to Michigan in 2026. Watch the live stream here.
Trump in Michigan to speak to Detroit Economic Club: Watch live
President Donald Trump's speech, which is expected to start at or after 2 p.m., marks his first visit to Michigan in 2026. Watch the live stream here.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Ewww go away.