brave lil ghoster
@lizandry.bsky.social
sturdily attractive youth || renowned hater || nonbinary icon || chihuahua enthusiast
treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U
treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U
i am all-in on the sunk cost fallacy
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i am all-in on the sunk cost fallacy
lmao, REALLY managed to pull out all the stops for shabu shabu prep even tho i am missing easily half the ingredients (including dashi and miso for the goma dare, ponzu, AND i only had like 1/4 cup of soy sauce left)
and now my niece is too tired to wake up from her nap 😂
and now my niece is too tired to wake up from her nap 😂
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
lmao, REALLY managed to pull out all the stops for shabu shabu prep even tho i am missing easily half the ingredients (including dashi and miso for the goma dare, ponzu, AND i only had like 1/4 cup of soy sauce left)
and now my niece is too tired to wake up from her nap 😂
and now my niece is too tired to wake up from her nap 😂
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here’s a link to all of my things.
rent, car repairs, dental fees are adding up quickly right now. any amount helps.
linktr.ee/laurenmpayne...
rent, car repairs, dental fees are adding up quickly right now. any amount helps.
linktr.ee/laurenmpayne...
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
here’s a link to all of my things.
rent, car repairs, dental fees are adding up quickly right now. any amount helps.
linktr.ee/laurenmpayne...
rent, car repairs, dental fees are adding up quickly right now. any amount helps.
linktr.ee/laurenmpayne...
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"We should eulogize Tom Stoppard."
"Yes, we should."
[They do not move]
"Yes, we should."
[They do not move]
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"We should eulogize Tom Stoppard."
"Yes, we should."
[They do not move]
"Yes, we should."
[They do not move]
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an eighty year old won the local lesbian pie eating contest. you know how you get to Carnegie Hall? practice.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
an eighty year old won the local lesbian pie eating contest. you know how you get to Carnegie Hall? practice.
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hi friends wouldn’t you love to kick in for my dental costs and/or rent?
i’m on all the money apps under the handle laurenmpayne
i’m on all the money apps under the handle laurenmpayne
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
hi friends wouldn’t you love to kick in for my dental costs and/or rent?
i’m on all the money apps under the handle laurenmpayne
i’m on all the money apps under the handle laurenmpayne
shut up. shut the fuck up and LISTEN:
there is nothing, NUHHH-THING, in this world that i want to hear about more than i want to hear about which cartoon characters you think are sexy, and that you would like to have sex with.
to me? that is where culture happens.
there is nothing, NUHHH-THING, in this world that i want to hear about more than i want to hear about which cartoon characters you think are sexy, and that you would like to have sex with.
to me? that is where culture happens.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
shut up. shut the fuck up and LISTEN:
there is nothing, NUHHH-THING, in this world that i want to hear about more than i want to hear about which cartoon characters you think are sexy, and that you would like to have sex with.
to me? that is where culture happens.
there is nothing, NUHHH-THING, in this world that i want to hear about more than i want to hear about which cartoon characters you think are sexy, and that you would like to have sex with.
to me? that is where culture happens.
i’m achy and tired and feel like shit, but it’s like… wow. this is bothering me *because* my energy level is out of step with my wretched body’s many woes. failing to overcome illness implies there’s something rattling around inside of me besides illness!
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i’m achy and tired and feel like shit, but it’s like… wow. this is bothering me *because* my energy level is out of step with my wretched body’s many woes. failing to overcome illness implies there’s something rattling around inside of me besides illness!
i think about the early dating website/app scene in the east bay pretty often: i was a bad customer, because i would use them HARD for 1-3mo and then build a new account a couple years later.
and there are, like, these dating app characters who loom large in my mind.
and there are, like, these dating app characters who loom large in my mind.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i think about the early dating website/app scene in the east bay pretty often: i was a bad customer, because i would use them HARD for 1-3mo and then build a new account a couple years later.
and there are, like, these dating app characters who loom large in my mind.
and there are, like, these dating app characters who loom large in my mind.
mischa and garrus are kinda, like… tag-team dunking me?
they tricked me, while i was literally falling asleep, into packing up my life and moving downstairs. to the couch. where mischa NEEDS me to sleep.
and then? they both left the room.
they tricked me, while i was literally falling asleep, into packing up my life and moving downstairs. to the couch. where mischa NEEDS me to sleep.
and then? they both left the room.
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
mischa and garrus are kinda, like… tag-team dunking me?
they tricked me, while i was literally falling asleep, into packing up my life and moving downstairs. to the couch. where mischa NEEDS me to sleep.
and then? they both left the room.
they tricked me, while i was literally falling asleep, into packing up my life and moving downstairs. to the couch. where mischa NEEDS me to sleep.
and then? they both left the room.
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Fappy wanksgooning to all the edgers and pumpers out there
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Fappy wanksgooning to all the edgers and pumpers out there
being a thinking addict (i don’t *need* to be good at it, and in fact the addiction ENORMOUSLY compromises my quality of thought) sucks sometimes
but baby? when i get my hooks into some *challenging materials* such as bad musical theatre with a high budget? that’s what i think ssris must hit like
but baby? when i get my hooks into some *challenging materials* such as bad musical theatre with a high budget? that’s what i think ssris must hit like
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
being a thinking addict (i don’t *need* to be good at it, and in fact the addiction ENORMOUSLY compromises my quality of thought) sucks sometimes
but baby? when i get my hooks into some *challenging materials* such as bad musical theatre with a high budget? that’s what i think ssris must hit like
but baby? when i get my hooks into some *challenging materials* such as bad musical theatre with a high budget? that’s what i think ssris must hit like
one time, before i was 21, we drove out to da club (18+) in la
and we BLASTED this song most of the way (san dimas isn’t *that* far from da club, if you have a honed sense of traffic): youtu.be/_Mly21b6QAA?...
and we BLASTED this song most of the way (san dimas isn’t *that* far from da club, if you have a honed sense of traffic): youtu.be/_Mly21b6QAA?...
Samy K, Diva Avari - Fucking Bitch (Official Video)
YouTube video by gaffeTV
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
one time, before i was 21, we drove out to da club (18+) in la
and we BLASTED this song most of the way (san dimas isn’t *that* far from da club, if you have a honed sense of traffic): youtu.be/_Mly21b6QAA?...
and we BLASTED this song most of the way (san dimas isn’t *that* far from da club, if you have a honed sense of traffic): youtu.be/_Mly21b6QAA?...
i don’t like having a disease where my blood is, at all times, trying to kill me
but does being able to claim i’m so powerful that god literally had to turn my blood against me in order to hobble me kinda make up for that? no. but we take the dubs we can get.
but does being able to claim i’m so powerful that god literally had to turn my blood against me in order to hobble me kinda make up for that? no. but we take the dubs we can get.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
i don’t like having a disease where my blood is, at all times, trying to kill me
but does being able to claim i’m so powerful that god literally had to turn my blood against me in order to hobble me kinda make up for that? no. but we take the dubs we can get.
but does being able to claim i’m so powerful that god literally had to turn my blood against me in order to hobble me kinda make up for that? no. but we take the dubs we can get.
til the pen nib detailing on kishibe rohan’s little outfits is a stylized skull. that literally isn’t what any traditional pen nib looks like
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
til the pen nib detailing on kishibe rohan’s little outfits is a stylized skull. that literally isn’t what any traditional pen nib looks like
introduce yrself with five concerts you attended
against me!
(i left out a few)
against me!
(i left out a few)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Just most recently (and these are years old now, like, pre-kid and mostly pre-COVID)
The Protomen
Adia Victoria
Dude York
The National
Bob Dylan and Mavis Staples
Just most recently (and these are years old now, like, pre-kid and mostly pre-COVID)
The Protomen
Adia Victoria
Dude York
The National
Bob Dylan and Mavis Staples
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
They Might Be Giants
Spinal Tap
Tom Jones
The Spice Girls
The Pointer Sisters
They Might Be Giants
Spinal Tap
Tom Jones
The Spice Girls
The Pointer Sisters
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
introduce yrself with five concerts you attended
against me!
(i left out a few)
against me!
(i left out a few)
bill maher, head clutched in hands after screaming “I TOLD YOU I DON’T WANT THAT FAT FUCK SHIT!!” and yeeting a full pint glass of scotch at his chef’s head when she asked if he’d like a little bit of thanksgiving flavor in his dinner:
olivia nuzzi didn’t chase me because she thinks i’m too liberal
olivia nuzzi didn’t chase me because she thinks i’m too liberal
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
bill maher, head clutched in hands after screaming “I TOLD YOU I DON’T WANT THAT FAT FUCK SHIT!!” and yeeting a full pint glass of scotch at his chef’s head when she asked if he’d like a little bit of thanksgiving flavor in his dinner:
olivia nuzzi didn’t chase me because she thinks i’m too liberal
olivia nuzzi didn’t chase me because she thinks i’m too liberal
hey, can i share something crazy about what is now coming into focus as a grim DECADE of being on death’s doorstep, that i have to hope is finally going to start to resolve now that i’m nuking my immune system with a doubled dose of immunosuppressants that weren’t working enough, but *were* working?
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
hey, can i share something crazy about what is now coming into focus as a grim DECADE of being on death’s doorstep, that i have to hope is finally going to start to resolve now that i’m nuking my immune system with a doubled dose of immunosuppressants that weren’t working enough, but *were* working?
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This this this. There are a lot of people who think stealing from artists or replacing jobs are “complicated ethical questions” but if you tell them they’re burning up the planet they have no response.
Ai Slop should be reframed as pollution
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This this this. There are a lot of people who think stealing from artists or replacing jobs are “complicated ethical questions” but if you tell them they’re burning up the planet they have no response.
my current favorite gag is still responding to things that in any way remind me of something that happened in mother 3 with “omg i LOVED mother 3”
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
my current favorite gag is still responding to things that in any way remind me of something that happened in mother 3 with “omg i LOVED mother 3”
if we simply demanded that men wear kitten heels and cute little patterns and form-fitting numbers and stay on-trend as a cultural condition of masculinity, i feel like cowboy boots and bowling shirts could finally get the glow-up they DESERVE
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
if we simply demanded that men wear kitten heels and cute little patterns and form-fitting numbers and stay on-trend as a cultural condition of masculinity, i feel like cowboy boots and bowling shirts could finally get the glow-up they DESERVE
one of the craziest and truest things i ever said is “the tiktok male ai voice is a black man whose parents have done EVERYTHING to secure him upward mobility. and we’re not talking about it
and the tiktok female ai voice is reused speak & spell assets. and we’re not talking about it”
and the tiktok female ai voice is reused speak & spell assets. and we’re not talking about it”
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
one of the craziest and truest things i ever said is “the tiktok male ai voice is a black man whose parents have done EVERYTHING to secure him upward mobility. and we’re not talking about it
and the tiktok female ai voice is reused speak & spell assets. and we’re not talking about it”
and the tiktok female ai voice is reused speak & spell assets. and we’re not talking about it”
i permanently wrapped up my run on white people thanksgiving on saturday:
it wasn’t a long time, but it also wasn’t a good time.
it wasn’t a long time, but it also wasn’t a good time.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i permanently wrapped up my run on white people thanksgiving on saturday:
it wasn’t a long time, but it also wasn’t a good time.
it wasn’t a long time, but it also wasn’t a good time.
i’m cleaning out my mom’s junk drawers, and i came into this assuming they would contain common archetypes: batteries, cables, electronics, stationary
so where i’m currently at is one box for “just mom things” and one nearly-empty box for “things that i can personally envision a use for”
so where i’m currently at is one box for “just mom things” and one nearly-empty box for “things that i can personally envision a use for”
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i’m cleaning out my mom’s junk drawers, and i came into this assuming they would contain common archetypes: batteries, cables, electronics, stationary
so where i’m currently at is one box for “just mom things” and one nearly-empty box for “things that i can personally envision a use for”
so where i’m currently at is one box for “just mom things” and one nearly-empty box for “things that i can personally envision a use for”