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lizandry.bsky.social
brave lil ghoster
@lizandry.bsky.social
sturdily attractive youth || renowned hater || nonbinary icon || chihuahua enthusiast

treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U
announcing that i’m coming out as a patriot, more info to come on my livestream

and then i’m 7 minutes late to my stream, where i announce that i have decided to convert to canadianism
December 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
todd howard (one of the worst game studio leads to ever do it) said he turned down dozens of offers to do a cameo in the fallout tv show because he’s, quote, “better behind the camera than in front of it”

and brother if that ain’t the most damning self-own i ever read
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
few things as heartbreaking as my oakland library card expiring 😭
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
a second plastic bag ban has hit riverside county
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
an irish person has never been born with a mouth that’s basically the correct size.
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
what do i want for christmas? the same thing i’ve asked for the last 7-8 years: for my mom to sit down for 10 fucking minutes and write out the alphabet, so i can turn her fucking handwriting into a fucking font

or? taking the same effort to start using they/them pronouns for me
December 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
the libs of tiktok pfp literally didn’t have to go that hard
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
wait. i can literally put a switch 2 on my wishlist

no one can stop me from doing that.
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i’m in yr darkest, quietest living room playing on my little nintendo
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
honestly? seed of chucky is an ICONIC film, and real ones knew it even back then

u gave the serial killer dolls a child? a nonbinary child? u decided to pave the way for *me* like this? thank u.
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS BEST ONE

john gonzalez was right to point out that he doesn’t get one cent from amazon using his intellectual property. but if we get enough votes in the chat, we CAN kill bezos and organically distribute his wealth
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
people like to “blur” my flaws/mischaracterize me from a place of nobility, and i want to state one thing plainly:

i fuckin LOVE a representative orb. i think the las vegas sphere is GOOD, under certain conditions
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
no one has ever been more confused about truth in advertising than garrus: my cat who just got fucked up by a microsoft ad that claimed fallout: new vegas is an xbox
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
every niche thing that ever pissed me off had its day in court, save for 1:

proof is a FUCKIN DERANGED way to measure alcohol strength. and btw? every mass-marketed straight liquor is exactly 80 proof. flavored liquors are 70 proof.

proof is literally the alcohol percentage, multiplied by 2
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
it’s always fun, when i tell people i’m mexican

like… sorry if you were operating under the assumption that racism is science-driven?
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
my mom, after trying to pull “but maybe yr cousin voiced her extreme transphobia about you directly to my face because she’s actually *racist*” seems to be having some difficulty controlling the transphobe redemption arc
December 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
fallout season 2 said “mr house actually still looks like charlie kirk wearing a dastardly mustache” and imo it was the right choice
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“liz. you can’t call someone a slur just because they keep bringing up south park: bigger, longer and uncut (1999)”

okay. big “never saw the movie” energy here

i can actually call *anyone* *any slur*, when they’re waxing poetic about blu specifically
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
no one is more shocked than me, that i consistently get read as quiet and unobservant

the second one is an easy mistake- i am a stimming world champ. but in what universe am i not yapping 24/7? and my voice is LOUDER NOW, BY THE WAY
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
nothing says “the new dose of stelara is working” like garrus, who has taken to YELLING at me when i seem like i’m going to go lie down but then i don’t go lie down
December 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
i feel like i’m never gonna stop thinkin about the revelation that my aunt has been hounding my mom to cut her hair for 35 years because having long hair when you are a woman over the age of 30 is “inappropriate”

that’s… simply not a cultural more!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
my niece tried to obscure the shame of the movie she’s seeing with a guy who thinks it’s a date, tonight. and she’s an incredible politician, but “it’s so stupid. it’s called something like ‘F-N-A—‘“ was simply not going to work on my vintage brainrot. i KNOW you’ve heard of freddy fazbear.
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
garrus doesn’t have the world’s greatest life or anything

but he does have a GREAT life. he just woke up from a nap and i told him “yr perfect! you can go back to sleep”

but he didn’t want to go back to sleep right away. so now he is getting one of his many daily massages
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reposted by brave lil ghoster
gamers love to complain about wokeness like the most famous video game character isn't a working class italian who eats magic mushrooms. sorry boys, games have always been woke as hell
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
sometimes i don’t want to say “my mom is one of the greats, when it comes to sucking shit at giving presents. she will give you her full soul in manual labor, and then ruin yr trust in a single tj maxx outing”

i have an insane amount of gildan-branded basics to surreptitiously drop off at a staples
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM