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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1h

I would at least break 100 consistently

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 5h

society if it was easy to put your shoes on before your pants 🏞️🌁🌄

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 6h

now that the government is on here we need to bring back "SWIM"

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 12h

got two pallets of returned crap off the floor and literally as I was doing it a truck came and dropped off two more. that's how it is sometimes I guess

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

the dominatrix garfield "ready for fucken monday" pic

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

got enough of the shave horse done to put it together and test it & it kind of works but there are some things I'll need to fix

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

maybe all their houses smell like cat piss so they don't notice anything different

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

also got some big feathers to try out the quills as bows for my miniature lathes

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

went fishing and didn't catch anything but I saw some good shorebirds

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

it was funny when we had that one day on twitter where swedish people were like "if my child's friend is still here at dinnertime they're welcome to leave or continue playing alone but I will not give them so much as a potato peel or crust of stale bread" and everyone else got pissed off at them

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

buys a laceband once

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

Girl you like a bacon and egg sandwich..you look good

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

got recommended a fly tying video for a pattern called "kinkhamer" and I did a double take

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

have to chop a couple big mortises on the shave horse and for the second one I'm trying to actually use the proper technique & take my time and it's actually going better than the first one..smdh...

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

when I had to work the register at my old job I hated all the weird stuff that makes bar codes not work, or the products that would like hide the bar code by making it blend in with the packaging design

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

made some decent progress on the shave horse today

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

my nephew went to the pumpkin patch and bought 10 pumpkins

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

pretty funny to be a maga non-traditional bicycle guy. they'll be coming for you too!

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

they should put the bar codes on top so you don't have to flip them over

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

(been pinched by a crab once voice) some of y'all have never been pinched by a crab before.. 🙄

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

they have to throw away all the stuff that's stored outside at home depot whenever it rains

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

home of the 11% abv sandwich

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 3d

it's just youthful hijinks

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 3d

boomers are gifted with the ability to shift effortlessly between talking about how every crime should carry a punishment of life in prison at minimum to how they used to steal construction vehicles in the middle of the night to go joyriding in high school

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